Patricia Lockwood shares the most profane food diary ever.
- ennuisans Aug 29, 2014 11:59 AM
"2 p.m.: Fine, I'll submit myself to the indignity of breakfast. I'll eat a … a yogurt. What IS yogurt? Is the yogurt having sex, in my mouth, as I eat it? Is it some sort of dairy orgy?"
Probably not safe for work, this one.