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Patricia Lockwood shares the most profane food diary ever.

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"2 p.m.: Fine, I'll submit myself to the indignity of breakfast. I'll eat a … a yogurt. What IS yogurt? Is the yogurt having sex, in my mouth, as I eat it? Is it some sort of dairy orgy?"

Probably not safe for work, this one.

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