Umami Burger SOMA-Seriously? (Long Review) [San Francisco]
I've been wanting to try Umami Burger for a while, finally got my chance tonight. I was pretty disappointed. If I had no idea what it was I would've just thought, oh well, another place long on attempts at grandeur that falls short on execution.
The burger was honestly, just... ok. I tried the original (parmesan crisp, shiitake mushroom, roasted tomato, caramelized onions, house ketchup). I thought I was in for something special and I didn't want to gild the lily. Ordered it standard or medium rare which is how I like my burgers. From the first bite I was unimpressed. I didn't like the bun, it's too heavy, too much dough, and it was pretty soggy. The parmesan crisp that comes on the burger was good on it's own but didn't really add much overall to the burger. The mushrooms were sort've lost and I didn't really like the caramelized onions (to be fair I'm not really a fan of caramelized onions on burgers, I like the chopped grilled onions at In N' Out for what it's worth). Ok, so maybe it's not my kind've burger but even the patty falls short in my opinion. It's a solid patty no doubt. I like that it's a loose packed kind've patty, it was nice and juicy, I was fine with the done-ness and I liked the sort've crispy griddle crust but honestly for a place with "Umami" in the name the patty and burger overall was pretty lacking in it. I feel like it could've been improved by some salt. A burger place that doesn't allow substitutions is, to me, implying I will receive a well balanced and properly seasoned burger. It fell way short of that for me.
I also tried the tempura battered onion rings. These were pretty bad honestly. The onions are, as billed, thick cut... like big mouth-fulls of onion thick. The batter was fine but really nothing special and thoroughly overshadowed by the onion. I ate maybe 3 of the 7 huge rings served with house ketchup. I feel like some sort've sauce would've aided the overall experience, maybe an aioli, maybe a take on Japanese tempura sauce. Anyhow, pretty big miss.
So, to top it all off my bill was $18.66, I left a $4 tip so I paid $23 for a pretty mediocre meal (had water to drink). I would've had no problem with the bill if the burger was as good as it was expensive. It was my choice to leave a generous tip for an overall poor experience and rather lackluster service. I'm really not the type to offer feedback (I know it's probably best if I would), I'm more the type to just pay for my meal and not return. I'm even less of the type to leave a small tip to people who work hard jobs that often don't pay well. Anyhow, the slow service didn't bother me in the least but the fledgling excuse for a gourmet burger and onion rings certainly makes me question what people see in the place. I'm tempted to give it another try, maybe I'll try the manly burger next time? It sounds crazy heavy though.
What have been others' experience? Love it? Hate it? Just Ok? I'm really curious. It was pretty slow when I was there (about 5PM on a Sunday, not sure if that was good or bad.
As a guy who likes his burgers, I don't eat at umami.
I've tried it about three times, once in so-cal, twice at the palo alto location near my house.
I like more heft in my patty.
I find the umami additions subtle - overly so
the price is high
the bun is too big for the burger
On the cheap side, I like Five Guys, Jefferey's, In n Out (to a lesser extent).
In the middle, I like the Creamery in Palo Alto, at Strich in San Jose, and Stein's in Mountain View.
There are a lot of good expensive burgers. Places like Village Pub, Refuge (pastrami on top), Mayfield, Martin's West.
I even like my home burgers better than umami, for all its extras. My mexican butcher actually grinds his chuck daily out of real meat, the fat content is such that a "medium" is super juicy and unusually flavorful - even over gas, and when I do charcoal or wood, so much the better.
I am not a fan of the Counter. The burgers are only OK, the toppings can be fun, but the service is generally so slow it's not worth it.
That's just greater palo alto. Umami is nowhere, man.
How can you be a foodie and not recognize it's pretty much shit?
I don't think that's correct. Upon reflection, I would imagine it's regular people who think that they are serving something that is better than standard, so they go to be as cool as the hipster foodies. The hipster foodies meanwhile know about all of the burgers that are the same price, but better in their local areas. Kind of sad really =/