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  1. Have these had "a lemon job"?

    1. Ha ha,

      Very nice Vinnie. If you aren't a comedian, you are in the wrong profession.

      Check out this with the asparagus hands !

      PS, this thread ain't gunna last....

      PPS, Gotta go pick garlic, and that ain't code.

       
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      1. re: PoppiYYZ

        Love the chicken wings for the legs, also the asparagus arm. What are the other parts made of ? Great job.

      2. I'd love to pop one of these in my mouth. White asparagus, of course. Yum!

         
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          1. Alright here we go: carrots, radishes, strawberry, chili pepper, red potato.

             
             
             
             
             
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            1. re: Jerseygirl111

              Awesome! You're the sort of girl who could give a guy a Spotted Dick.

                1. re: EatFoodGetMoney

                  Yes, but Jerseygirl111 must use enough baking powder and baking soda. You didn't except it to be self -rising?

              1. re: Jerseygirl111

                Oh, so funny. Are these your own veg fornicators?

                1. re: EM23

                  They are special. She must have got them fornication.

                  (The original is about a child who comes back from the school yard with a bad word. He asks his mother what it means. Maliciously, she sends him to Daddy, her husband. Redfaced, he sends him to grandma, who shows him a dress foreverday and then one covered with sequins, which is.........)

                  1. re: EM23

                    Pinterest. I have them listed under "Awesome Visuals" haha.

                    There are a couple of good food porn related YouTube clips out there. Search for Martha Stewart holding melons and Rachel Ray removing corn silk.

                  1. Came across this ( ! )...Not my own so can't state the pedigree:

                    http://i.imgur.com/c1t05.jpg

                          1. Try these two. No photoshop here

                            C'm'on youse gize. Ain't dere more youze gize wid doity mines?

                             
                              1. Ribs off my Weber Smokey Mountain...

                                 
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                                1. re: Zalbar

                                  ingredients for chicken stir fry...

                                   
                                  1. re: Zalbar

                                    While that's a sexy picture, I think Vinnie had something different in mind...at least some oil...and potato?!

                                    1. re: BiscuitBoy

                                      I dunno, Buiscuit Boy. Different strokes for different folks For e.g. Do you know that some men get off watching a woman smoke a cigarette? Watching a woman pop balloons? That "g" is real porno!

                                  2. re: Zalbar

                                    Zalbar,
                                    GREAT looking ribs there. I am certain they tasted as good as they looked.

                                        1. re: JennyCraig1970

                                          Even the Tiki Man is laughing at that little guy! ;)