Some strange ideas here....
however, also very funny -- the coffee and pizza in particular.
I would buy the coffee and the pizza! The pizza reminds me of 'happy' pizza in Cambodia, though the BC version probably gets you way more high.
The coffee would be better for your afternoon pick-me-up than first thing in the morning, but if it's a weekend or you're not using heavy equipment, why not?
Then there's this: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014...
Personally, I'd rather smoke first and enjoy my weed-free munchies later, but I bet they'll be quite popular.
I've never had a medible that tasted as good as it's non-weed counterpart. I'll stick to king dabs.
Edit: Nevermind on the second part of what I posted.