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I have a confession to make. This weekend I put Kraft Thousand Island dressing on a spinach salad.

I'm sorry.

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  1. I just lit a candle for you at my parish church. You may need to resort to an exorcism if this persists.

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    1. re: treb

      I just scheduled a reconciliation with my parish priest.

    2. You should apologize.

      Spinach goes with Kraft Catalina dressing.

      1. Next thing you know and you'll be dabbing the corners of a Patty Melt into a little side dish of 1000 Island.

        Oh, did I say that out loud? :x

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        1. re: RelishPDX

          Thousand Island is an acceptable condiment for a sandwich or French fries.

          1. re: jpc8015

            But I don't think it is acceptable for a hotdog.

            1. re: John E.

              Ever had a Reuben dog?

              1. re: jpc8015

                Yes, amazing.

                1. re: jpc8015

                  Pastrami, kraut, Swiss cheese, and Thousand Island on a hotdog? That is one big hotdog. ; )

                  1. re: John E.

                    I don't think there was pastrami on the one I had. I do remember it being awesome though.

                    1. re: jpc8015

                      No pastrami- that's what the hot dog is for.
                      Swiss, thousand island, kraut.

                      1. re: jpc8015

                        Every Reuban I've ever seen has pastramie in it.

                        1. re: John E.

                          It's not a reuben, it's a reuben hot dog.

                          1. re: monavano

                            I got that. I have seen Reuban hamburgers and they all had pastramie. (I'm mostly having a little fun with this, the same as the hotdog/sandwich thread.)

                            1. re: John E.

                              Maybe 'Reubans' always come with 'pastramie' :-D

                              J/k.

            2. I grew up with bottle dressing.
              Mom never made a vinaigrette- her homemade dressing was actually Thousand Island.
              Ketchup and mayo.

              I always have bottle and jarred dressings.
              My current obsession is any and all Opa yogurt dressings.

              In fact, I think I'm going to need a 12-step program.

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              1. re: monavano

                You never heard of fresh bottled dressing...Good Seasons?..fresh water, oil, vinegar and a packet>>>>>

                1. re: PHREDDY

                  Bottled dressing? Not on my fresh salad! That ad just cracked me up (who knows why) a hundred years ago.

                  1. re: monfrancisco

                    A loooong time ago! Although it is still made,
                    Damit...can't find my Cruet!

                2. re: monavano

                  I do enjoy the Opa ranch as a dip for veggies.

                  1. re: monavano

                    My favorite bottled dressing was Bob's Big Boy Blue Cheese.

                  2. Last time I actually put Thousand Island on my food, I was probably about seven, (50+ years ago) and I was distracted at the dinner table and poured it on my tuna casserole instead of my salad.
                    I was so embarrassed, I cried (I had three sisters - you can imagine their response!), and I haven't wanted it since.
                    Thank goodness that my mother (while trying not to laugh) dished me up a new plate of tuna casserole. I still like tuna casserole, though.

                    1. I forgive you for eating a spinach salad.

                      1. A sure-fire way to make sure you don't outlive your money.

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                        1. re: beevod

                          How sad.

                        2. i put ketchup on my sandwiches, especially when that sandwich is a hot dog. ;-) i'm so ashamed.

                          1. There's a bigger issue here. What are your plans for the rest of the bottle? :)

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                            1. re: alliegator

                              My parents were supposed to come visit a couple weekends back and 1000 island is the only dressing my dad likes. They weren't able to make it but we still had the bottle. They are coming next weekend so it will get some use then.

                            2. I just sat down after making 1000 Island to go on our salad tonight! How funny. We're having carnitas along with my homage (if you will) to that crappy Mexican restaurant salad of iceberg, carrots, peas and beets. For whatever reason, that just appeals to me every now and then.

                              It was my father's favorite and we cracked each other up when I was a kid by calling it Archipelago Dressing. My mom and brother would just ignore us...

                              1. Say five, five and five.

                                1. Was this just an inebriated mistake or the beginnings of a torrid affair?

                                  1. Take heart. You are not alone. I take mine on...gasp! Shredded iceberg lettuce.

                                    1. I just said kaddish for you..How dare you!
                                      but whose dressing did you use?

                                      1. thousand island dressing
                                        mayo
                                        shirracha
                                        sweet chilli sauce
                                        stir together

                                        this is the secret to Bone Fish Bang Bang shrimp

                                        Thousand Island
                                        Mayo
                                        stir
                                        Bigmacs secret sauce

                                        1. I just bought a huge block of velveeta..... we don't eat it,& I'm not sure why I bought it ! Haha

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                                          1. re: mariars

                                            Queso!! Go get that can of Rotel. :)

                                            1. re: nikkihwood

                                              Good idea!! Thanks:) I do have rotel:))

                                            2. re: mariars

                                              I use a diced onion, hormel chili no beans, a few squirts of tabasco along with Velveeta nuked till melted, stirring it along.

                                            3. Oops, I forgot- say 2 Hail Mary's and 1 Our Father ;-)

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                                              1. re: monavano

                                                Oh, you're a softy. I thought I was going easy with 5, 5 and 5.

                                              2. My favorite neighborhood tonkatsu place in Tokyo served salads with Thousand Island dressing and paprika.

                                                It's not something I eat at any other time though...

                                                1. Thousand Island was my dad's favorite dressing.

                                                  I have it sometimes in his stead.

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                                                  1. re: jmckee

                                                    Thousand Island is not my dad's favorite dressing. It is his only dressing.

                                                    1. re: jpc8015

                                                      It's a classic.

                                                      1. re: monavano

                                                        I don't love it for salads but I will happily dip my fries in it and put it on my Reuben.

                                                        1. re: jpc8015

                                                          It's the "secret" ingredient in many a good thing.

                                                      2. re: jpc8015

                                                        it must be a generational man thing; it's my FIL's only dressing also.
                                                        although my husband also grew up eating lamb chops marinated in French dressing. (which i guess is just Thousand Island without the relish?)

                                                        1. re: rudysmom

                                                          Well, there's the Catalina-style French and then there's the creamy French.
                                                          I love them both.

                                                          1. re: rudysmom

                                                            dont forget the chicken cooked in french and peach preserves

                                                            1. re: girloftheworld

                                                              Sounds good- sweet and tangy.

                                                              1. re: monavano

                                                                There are times I wish posters would show some restraint. Such as posting the recipe for one of my "secret" signature dishes. :-)

                                                                Hope nobody in the neighborhood is lurking.

                                                                1. re: monavano

                                                                  I think that is everybody on the face of the planets grandmothers "secret chicken"

                                                        2. I put 1000 Island on my burgers all the time. On occasion, I dip my pizza crust or fries in Ranch Dressing (or Bacon Ranch). I marinate shrimp for the barbie in French Dressing. And last night I drizzled pineapple balsamic vinegar on vanilla ice cream. I am indeed going to culinary hell. Wanna make something of it??

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                                                          1. re: PattiCakes

                                                            Ranch is great for dipping.
                                                            French on shrimp? Sounds good- will try.

                                                          2. I enjoyed the hell out of my reuben last night- homemade Thousand Island with mayo, ketchup and sweet relish.
                                                            Yum.
                                                            I ask no forgiveness ;-)

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                                                            1. re: monavano

                                                              my favorite dressing on a burger or maybe a salad with steak tips.

                                                            2. No forgiveness required. I've been making a version of that for a sandwich spread for roasted chicken sandwiches.

                                                              Mayo
                                                              sweet chili sauce
                                                              additional horseradish
                                                              Sriracha sauce
                                                              pinch of salt

                                                              Mix the bejeezus out of it, and schmear on light toasted sourdough bread. Top with slices of roasted chicken, roasted red peppers, whatever cheese your heart desires, some crunchy lettuce or peppery arugula, top with other slice of sourdough, and you're good to go.

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                                                              1. re: LindaWhit

                                                                LW...that sounds like 2000 Island dressing and I am sure is great...but we are talkin bout unscrewin the top of a plastic Kraft dressing bottle...

                                                                As always your take is a gourmand approach..(compliment)