Mr Taster has been cribbed! East Borough's Ironic Facial Hair Problem
- Ciao Bob May 10, 2014 08:31 AM
He should have had the ™ on ironic facial hair!
From the J Gold's mostly favorable review of the mostly tasty East Borough in Culver City: "The terrace is a badly needed safe spot for skinny jeans and ironic facial hair in a fairly earnest part of town."
I admit I have absolutely no idea what he means by that statement but I do know whose posts he's been stealing from.
Hipster haranguing' didn't start with Mr. T and it certainly won't end with J Gold. I guess I just keep my eyes on my dining companion and plate too much. I don't notice any of this crap. Maybe I'm careful about it having suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous bigotry more than a few times during the 60's - thrown by "adults" who didn't like the counter culture in any way, shape or form...
"I admit I have absolutely no idea what he means by that statement"
This is a friendly reminder from Wikipedia:
Figures of speech often provide emphasis, freshness of expression, or clarity. However, clarity may also suffer from their use...
Your not unlimited use of hyperconvolutions will be most appreciated by yours truly.
"So the turmeric-stained crepe called bánh xeo isn't unsuccessful here because some consulting chef upped the sugar and toned down the funk, but because expensive shiitake mushrooms turn out to be incompatible with the mildly sweet crunch of the bean sprouts in the filling — a few slivers of the more traditional dried black mushroom would have a bit more flavor and less slippery weight."
Your friend is weak. I have all of Ironic Facial Hair's singles on 7" translucent vinyl. Their early stuff. I was at their first show . . . in a storage space in Vernon. I gave them a Television mixtape of bootleg live performances before they got big. Anyway, I'm over IFH. They're so commercial now. Clean Shaven is the shit, though. Their first album, Straight Razor and a Strop, is amaaaaaaaaaazing.