Guy Fieri's Vegas Kitchen and Bar
Good for a laugh: http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/guy-fi...
Oh. My. God.
Thank you for this!!
Some choice quotes:
"If there's one thing I'm learning from this menu, it's that Guy Fieri's brain pretty much has three settings: smother, smear, and drench. I don't even want to think about what that implies about his sex life.
You're welcome for that mental image."
"If the words "smeared with Guy's famous donkey sauce" don't insta-dry your lady parts/cause your balls to ascend into your man treehouse, there is something deeply wrong with you."
Highest price item is $17. If you can get a cheapo meal and a brew on the strip for a green chip, that's not too bad.
I think somehow the "person" was never told that Vegas' rep is now fine food not crap like this. And whoever wrote that menu should be fired. For under $10/pp you can go to one of these places and probably even be able to figure out in advance just WTF you're going to be eating:
Or you can go to the Cafe at the Bellagio, spend less, the same or a little more and get some really good food:
I think this quote from the article describes him and his food:
"It takes a truly special human being to combine pretension and douchebro-ed-ness into something that, when you take a step back, starts to look like elaborate, brilliant performance art. Guy Fieri is that human, except that nothing he does is intended as satire."