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Mar 28, 2014 07:52 AM

Hell's Kitchen 3/27 spoilers

Another completely worthless throw away of a show. Still too much cannon fodder to figure out who the real chefs are.
The challenge is to go outside in a pen of farm animals and dig up potatoes. (boys win) then go inside and everyone cooks a potato dish. The best five dishes from each side compete. Simone, who they've shown in numerous previews as having crazy eyes is doing the crazy eye thing and basically acting like a complete mental case. Despite her, the girls win and get to go on a boat with John Phillipe. The boys get to wash all the farm animals. (I'm not really sure why.)
Going into service, Roshelle is sick (sounds like bronchitis) Simone also decides to be sick. Numerous people complain she is faking to avoid work. DeMarco on the guy's side cuts his finger enough he has to go to the hospital. Service goes about how you would expect with both sides getting thrown out of the kitchen. There are a few people who actually appear to be able to cook. A few. Chef has each side nominate 3 for elimination. Chef pulls out Simone, Demarco and Mike maybe? to give him their jackets. Simone offers to go home and Ramsay kicks her to the curb. Absolutely sure she had to be a plant. I think Mike will be the next plant to go. The rest might.... MIGHT be actually contestants.

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  1. Why did the guys put up Mike's dish for the reward challenge?

    And one guy seems to have real anger management issues, but he did call out Mike as working for a grocery store? So what does Mike do at a grocery store? I guess stock frozen pasta and canned sauces?

    6 Replies
    1. re: Worldwide Diner

      I think the anger management guy is Jason, the one who started season 9 and left on the first episode for dehydration. I noticed in the first episode or so where they were showing lots of clips from challenges and rewards in the future Jason is in a lot of them so I think he'll be around for quite a while. I did laugh at the grocery store comment tho.....

      1. re: Firegoat

        I feel sorry for the Indian guy that got booted first. I'm sure he's a better cook than some of these whack jobs like Nicole, Simone, Demarco, and Mike.

        1. re: Worldwide Diner

          I agree. I wish they'd have less whackos, and more cooking

          1. re: Firegoat

            No way. Give me more whacko's. Otherwise just can Gordon and bring in Alton Brown.

        2. re: Firegoat

          Jason is seen in the previews screaming his head off. I suspect he might get carted off again, this time for a stroke.

        3. re: Worldwide Diner

          seriously, MIke's dish looked disgusting!

          perhaps he works some place like Wegmans where they have an in store restaurant?

        4. Do admit to watching this "cooking" competition... a bit of a guilty pleasure!?! As a 'reality" show, I realize there's a lot of scripted stuff... like the fights and screaming matches. Would REALLY like to know how these shows work. I think a few of the contestants are barely in their 20's... just can't see GR paying massive salary to someone with so little experience, not matter HOW well they cook? And Simone???... my first thought was that girl's "on" something... much too mellow for this kinda setting. I've never worked in a restaurant in any capacity, BUT think if I was cooking the SAME THINGS over & over, wouldn't screw much up once I got the method/recipe down.

          1. What a bunch of unlikeable weirdos.

            Will we ever find out who is carted off in the ambulance?