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My definitive food and drink crawl...

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kevin Mar 7, 2014 04:58 PM

Yes, start with the slut. Because that's the best to start one's day. Followed by a demitasse of espresso and a cappachino from g and b.

Grab an arthur's OJ.

Then Musso's for flannel cakes, french fries with bernaise, and a diplomat pudding with strawberries washed down with three martinis. Since breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Then a quick bowl of Dan Dan noodles at the Ho, Dai Ho to be exact and a diet coke and a couple beers afterward from the Stuffed Sandwich to pay my respects, and then a whole crab and abalone in oyster sauce and an oyster omlette and dried fish with sea cucumbers from the village in temple city.

Next on to Sushi Zo DTLA for a few blue crab hand rolls, a tuna sashimi, a few pieces of uni, and about a dozen yuzu shooters.

Then off to Kiriko for the entire pan of My tamagoyaki, and a scoop of black truffle ice cream and white truffle ice cream for the proverbial play on a black-and-white cookie.

Then off to Orleans and York for a catfish po boy doused with that excessively buttery red rooster type sauce because it's already afternoon by now.

Then off to Pann's for a waffle and some soft scrambled eggs as well as their yellow cake liberally frosted with chocolate buttercream.

Then off to Deux for a flat white, or cappachino, with a bowl of strawberries/blueberries,

Then take a break and pause with a bottle of water, and somewhere to relax for a moment.

Then off to Urasawa for dinner because I've never been before.

And then finish off with a salad, a plate of fries, and an eggplant parmigiano followed by a copious number of martinis at Dan Tana's and then an espresso and a bite of a chocolate cheesecake.

And then ……..

A post-prandial….

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    Dirtywextraolives RE: kevin Mar 7, 2014 05:37 PM

    That. Sounds. Awesome.......

    When you make your millions and embark on this tour, remember to call an old drinking friend.....the one who likes vodka in her martinis.....with extra olives, of course.....

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      kevin RE: Dirtywextraolives Mar 7, 2014 11:02 PM

      Dirty,

      Gin always gin.

      I guess I'm a dying breed. :(

    2. Tripeler RE: kevin Mar 7, 2014 07:53 PM

      And then.... an ambulance?

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        kevin RE: Tripeler Mar 7, 2014 11:01 PM

        EMT straight to Cedars Sinai.

        The best only for the best.

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          J.L. RE: kevin Mar 7, 2014 11:13 PM

          Just the most expensive... Not necessarily the best.

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            kevin RE: J.L. Mar 7, 2014 11:23 PM

            Some of it.

            Actually the majority of it is pretty cheap by relatively restaurant terms.

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              ilysla RE: kevin Mar 7, 2014 11:57 PM

              Correct me if I'm wrong, but i think J.L. was actually referring to Cedars.... And I would agree.

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                Tripeler RE: ilysla Mar 8, 2014 12:45 AM

                I'm surprised that nobody has commented on the huge amount of food supposedly consumed over a period of several hours. Chocolate cheesecake wedged in at the end? Wow, a good way to ruin a cheesecake experience...

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                  ilysla RE: Tripeler Mar 8, 2014 01:15 AM

                  I was assuming kevin was going to collapse or vomit prior to finishing the excursion.... Maybe he can request tasting menu portions at each place. ;)

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                    kevin RE: Tripeler Mar 8, 2014 09:12 AM

                    :)

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                kevin RE: J.L. Mar 8, 2014 09:11 AM

                Put down some of the best.

                My bad. :)

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