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Worth feeding squirrels peanuts if all they do is bury them?

ebchower Mar 1, 2014 01:03 PM

Every morning before work, I've been throwing a few handfuls of peanuts out in my yard. Nothing's left when I come home so I figured I'm helping some birds or squirrels get through the winter. But today I put them out and noticed just one squirrel working feverishly to bury most of them. Aside from the colossal greed of this character, will he even find them again to eat? I hate to think of all those peanuts getting wasted.

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    sedimental RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 01:27 PM

    Well, I dunno. When I put items in my pantry for later, I don't think it is a waste :)

    I don't think the squirrels have too many pantry options other than dirt.

    1. 3MTA3 RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 01:36 PM

      A study some time ago, ' researchers' buried 1000 individual peanuts, squirrels relocated 75 % of them. My wife and I would buy 50 lb. bags of peanuts, along with thistle, sunflower, fruit and nut mix,...Then one day we noticed a Norway rat come out from under the shed, grab a p-nut, back under the shed, then out again for another. Repeatedly, and often. Even after we stopped ALL food, a colony developed and took four years to eradicate. We first noticed no opossums, racoons, groundhogs,... After maintaining rat bait stations since then, the larger animals have since returned. Outside of a drought or heavy snow, squirrels 'colossal greed' will keep it from going hungry or starving, much like the pantry or refrigerator in most of our houses.

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        Raffles RE: 3MTA3 Mar 1, 2014 01:43 PM

        Very good point MTA, I would expect from your handle you know a few things about rats...and I agree that all precautions should be taken to prevent them from forming a colony. No nuts etc. and careful winter seasonal bird feeding only.
        Rat bait stations help, but I hate to add all that potential rat poison into the diet of raptors.

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          ricepad RE: Raffles Mar 4, 2014 12:40 PM

          Just out of curiosity, how does 'eat me' (backward) suggest knowledge of rats?

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            Raffles RE: ricepad Mar 6, 2014 06:14 AM

            Metropolitan Transit Authority....lots of subway rats!

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              ricepad RE: Raffles Mar 6, 2014 11:42 AM

              Ah...but I don't think the handle has anything to do with a transit authority...I could be wrong, but I've been coveting that exact license plate for years.

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                Tom34 RE: Raffles Mar 6, 2014 01:52 PM

                I heard NYC has more rats than people and they have quite a few people. .

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                  Ulyyf RE: Tom34 Mar 19, 2014 08:26 AM

                  Wherever you have people you have mice and rats. People are messy, and rodents are smart. They know a good thing when they see it!

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            pedalfaster RE: 3MTA3 Mar 1, 2014 01:51 PM

            "Tree Rats"

            Squirrel are amazing, aren't they?

            I don't think they need our (human) help for survival. Kind of like feeding cockroaches.

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              Raffles RE: pedalfaster Mar 1, 2014 01:55 PM

              The tree rats are on the ground under our feeder now, first all winter, we have a hard crust on the snow now and the digging of all the hickory and acorns must be hard for them, but I figure they are cleaning up the dropped seeds before the ground rats move in.The surrounding farms must have rats....but a mile away to their barns...

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                sedimental RE: Raffles Mar 1, 2014 02:03 PM

                It is the circle of life at my house.
                Feed the birds, attract the squirrels and various rodents, the rodents eat my chicken feed, the chickens attract the hawks, the hawks and coyotes eat the rodents but they go after my chickens, cats and pets....and I go after them when they do.
                Never ending. Moral of the story...don't feed the wildlife ;)

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                jjjrfoodie RE: pedalfaster Mar 1, 2014 02:00 PM

                LOL but true.

                While I love squirrels, they ,to me, have become more of a nuisance than a gift.

                I trap and relocate if possible.

                Trap and shoot if necessary.

                Have a squirrel family (or families) chew into your wood soffits of your home and live there rent free (or in eaves or/ and roof vents) and price out repairs and get back to me.

                In one property, the squirrels chewed thru the downspout soffit to make a home only to be kicked out by raccoons.

                Ever deal with raccoons and thier elevated latrines? It means doing #1 and #2 in your gutters and on your rooftop along with the fat-assed notcturnal bumblings that they do in the middle of the night in you house eaves if living there.

                Nature loves to take back it's turf.
                Squirrels need no help from me.
                And again--I do like them when I;m not providing free shelter for them. LOLZ.

                But as mentioned here, they DO find what they bury or lose --eventually. Just like my GF and her car keys. :-)

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                  Raffles RE: jjjrfoodie Mar 1, 2014 02:02 PM

                  The tails make great fishing lures for catching native brook trout, many recipes here on CH.

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                  arashall RE: pedalfaster Mar 6, 2014 05:39 AM

                  Local newspaper columnist refers to squirrels as "rats with a good publicity agent".

              3. monavano RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 01:39 PM

                Put the peanuts out with some Post It notes ;)
                Actually, I stopped giving the squirrels shell peanuts because they were burying them in our neighbors' yards.

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                  sedimental RE: monavano Mar 1, 2014 01:45 PM

                  Or buy them a teeny tiny stand alone outdoor pantry?

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                    monavano RE: sedimental Mar 1, 2014 02:12 PM

                    Ha! With a picture of a really fat squirrel taped the front!

                2. greygarious RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 01:51 PM

                  The squirrel who buries the peanut may not be the one who finds it but SOMETHING will find and eat it. Isn't the ground frozen? If so, they're probably covering their cache with leaves and thatch, easy for them to locate.

                  Blue jays will open and eat peanuts.

                  I have a few tricks to keep the squirrels occupied so they don't monopolize the hanging feeders while the birds go hungry. When daily highs are below 32F, I put nuts into an ice-cube tray, top up with water, and freeze. Ditto empty milk cartons, peeling off the waxed cardboard when solid. Even better if you melt peanut butter in hot water, letting it cool to room temp before using it to top off the nuts before freezing. Toss outside.

                  1. monavano RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 02:13 PM

                    As the saying goes, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

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                      Bellachefa RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 02:14 PM

                      DON"T DO IT!!! PUT THE PEANUTS DOWN!

                      The last thing you ever want to do is welcome squirrels close to your house. Same with raccoons. They will rip a hole in your roof/siding and squat in your attic while doing further damage. DO NOT put food out for wildlife close to your house.

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                        monavano RE: Bellachefa Mar 1, 2014 02:17 PM

                        *Raises hand about the siding- $500*
                        little bastards!

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                          Ulyyf RE: Bellachefa Mar 19, 2014 08:27 AM

                          And if you do put out food, don't do it too regularly. Clever animals will notice if they miss a meal, and have been known to come looking.

                        2. Karl S RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 02:19 PM

                          Don't feed wild mammals. Period. You do them no favors by feeding them.

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                            tardigrade RE: Karl S Mar 2, 2014 12:54 PM

                            Amen! It's bad enough the local wildlife treats my garden as an all-you-can-eat buffet without attracting the flea and disease-ridden vermin. There's plenty of food out there in their environment, especially since the local oaks had a good crop of acorns this past year. Feeding them encourages them to lose their caution around humans: a couple of years ago the nearby town of Mountain View had problems with squirrels biting children: they had gotten so used to being fed that they literally lashed out when they didn't get any.

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                              mwhitmore RE: Karl S Mar 3, 2014 09:08 PM

                              Agree! I love wild animals, but let them be wild.

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                                NVJims RE: Karl S Mar 6, 2014 08:02 PM

                                Not only are you doing them no favor, in a lot of jurisdictions it is highly unlawful to feed wildlife. Fed bears are dead bears as they loose their fear of humans and that gets them put down.

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                                sueatmo RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 05:18 PM

                                We stopped feeding birds in our last house because squirrels became such a nuisance. Our deck became the squirrels' breeding ground. What a racket and nuisance! We left vinyl wrapped lawn chairs on our deck and later discovered the strapping chewed through in places.

                                I won't feed anything in my current house. The wildlife will have to forage on their own.

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                                  monavano RE: sueatmo Mar 1, 2014 05:31 PM

                                  I've widdled down my bird feeders a lot because of squirrel. I have one on a second floor window that squirrels can't get to. It's the only window in the house that is safe.

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                                    Ulyyf RE: monavano Mar 19, 2014 08:30 AM

                                    Have you tried mixing the seed with a generous amount of cayenne or bird pepper? Birds can't taste the heat, but squirrels, like humans, can.

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                                      greygarious RE: Ulyyf Mar 19, 2014 05:08 PM

                                      I tried that last year and at first thought it might be working, but soon realized that if the local New England squirrels had a surname, it would be Squarrez, I hope that's not politically incorrect! Suffice it to say that the cayenne that aerosolized when I scooped the seed bothered ME a lot more than it did THEM.

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                                  Kelli2006 RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 05:42 PM

                                  I buy unsalted and shelled peanuts and the squirrels don't seem to bury as many as they would when I gave them shelled peanuts.

                                  I have 2 families of grey squirrels that will occasionally eat them out of my hand. I also have a few black squirrels and they are much harder to tame.

                                  My neighbor has 2 mature oak trees, plus his birdfeeders so the local tree rat population is very well fed.

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                                    thimes RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 06:28 PM

                                    whether this is a good idea or not aside

                                    Yes - they will find them. The ability of animals (birds, squirrels, etc) to find the food they stock away is UNREAL and scientifically demonstrated over and over (as stated above). It is an unreal ability compared to our complete lack of ability in this area.

                                    (Woo hoo - comparative cognition degree applicable on Chowhound!!!!)

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                                      ratgirlagogo RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 06:34 PM

                                      In general animals like squirrels that cache food are so good at re-finding their caches that it can appear almost supernatural.

                                      One of the things that initially sparked my interests in rats of all kinds was the difference between the way that squirrels ate our backyard avocados, and the way the rats ate them. The squirrels would take two or three bites out of EVERY SINGLE fruit on the tree - whereas the rat would walk up and down the branches, pick his/her favorite, and then take that ONE fruit back to the den and consume the whole thing.

                                      Thirty plus years of living with pet rats has led me to admire them more than I have space to tell here. When they inherit the planet, as it seems too many humans are hellbent on making sure takes place, you are not ever going to find rat mothers throwing little rat babies ( even the babies of another rat mother) out the window or leaving them in a toilet or a dumpster because they were crying too loud or cramping their style. If you present a nursing rat mother with the babies of another rat in the colony (sometimes even outside of the colony) she will immediately start picking them up and pulling them into her nest and try to nurse them. Rat fathers have to be separated from the mothers and babies only because they keep trying to knock up the moms, not because they ever do any harm to the babies - even when the pups bite them in the ears or the nose or the balls, the fathers eagerly nuzzle and lick the little ones and feed them out of their own mouths. Would that more humans were like them.

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                                        coll RE: ratgirlagogo Mar 2, 2014 05:51 AM

                                        Wow that is so interesting! I worked with a girl who is really into rats, her license plate even says RAT GIRL, but she never told me all this!

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                                          tcamp RE: ratgirlagogo Mar 2, 2014 03:45 PM

                                          Interesting about the avocados. I had a pet rat in collage and he was very smart. Knew his name, simple instructions, greeted different people differently according to his affection for them. Way better pet than those idiot hamsters.

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                                            ratgirlagogo RE: tcamp Mar 3, 2014 09:56 PM

                                            I know I shouldn't rag on hamsters because in principle I really like the whole order Rodentia - but yeah, I think rats are smarter than hamsters. Certainly in terms of recognizing their own names and remembering patterns, being able to realize that the human's foot, hand, shoulder and head with the mouth, etc. are all the same sentient being - rats are always able to figure this out and hamsters/gerbils generally don't. It's always a thrilling moment when you kind of see the light bulb go off on top of the rat's head as they realize that the toe they're biting is connected to the hand they love so much, that gives them food and pets them, and the friendly voice - that this massive thing is ALL THE SAME THING.

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                                            Ulyyf RE: ratgirlagogo Mar 19, 2014 08:32 AM

                                            Rats freed from a cage will free their companions BEFORE eating, even though that means less food to go around.

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                                              Bellachefa RE: Ulyyf Mar 19, 2014 09:19 AM

                                              interesting. did you learn that from the movie Willard?

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                                                westsidegal RE: Bellachefa Mar 21, 2014 11:42 AM

                                                Bellachefa: this wasn't the exact study to which Ulyyf was referring, but it is well established that rats demonstrate altruistic behavior. here's just one example of many:


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                                              rasputina RE: ratgirlagogo Mar 26, 2014 10:58 AM

                                              Well said. Rats are awesome.

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                                              wattacetti RE: ebchower Mar 1, 2014 08:57 PM

                                              Others have already listed potential issues with other animals (especially raccoons) and have mentioned that squirrels can actually/eventually find these caches of food but there is of course one more question:

                                              Do you find the peanuts are improving the flavor?

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                                                ChillyDog RE: ebchower Mar 2, 2014 03:12 AM


                                                1. Withnail42 RE: ebchower Mar 2, 2014 04:57 AM

                                                  I don't feed (grey) squirrels. They're invasive and push out other species like red squirrels and chipmunks.

                                                  I do however feed the chipmunks. and I don't really care what they do with the food so long as they, and not the squirrels have it.

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                                                    coll RE: Withnail42 Mar 2, 2014 05:52 AM

                                                    In my yard, the chipmunks are food for the feral cats, to my dismay. And so it goes.....

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                                                      Puffin3 RE: Withnail42 Mar 2, 2014 06:10 AM

                                                      When we moved into our 'cottage-in-the woods' we thought what a nice thing it was to watch the squirrels running here and there. So we started putting out nuts for them. This was in the spring. Next fall each night we began hearing scratching noises in the exterior wall in our bedroom.
                                                      One day when we came home from a weekend trip there was a hole in the ceiling near the exterior wall. There was squirrel poop all over the house!
                                                      I covered the hole but the scratching intensified.
                                                      Then another hole in the ceiling in the kitchen. Which I covered. Then another. Then they had figured out how to get into the kitchen via behind the stove.
                                                      We could be watching TV and see one run up the wall then fall and disappear behind the stove!
                                                      The noise in the wall drove us to sleep in the living room on an inflatable mattress.
                                                      Then a mamma bear and her one year old cub decided to sleep on top of the septic bed directly below our living room window. She liked to stand on her back legs and watch us through the window while we were watching TV sitting on the couch. Maybe she liked watching 'Downton Abbey' too. Then the mamma bear rampaged through our plastic green house destroying whatever tomatoes and bell peppers the raccoons hadn't taken. Then the baby bear crashed through the glass window in my workshop and rampaged around looking for God knows what. There are still claw marks on my workbench. One of the bears chewed on the garden hose till it was cut in half. I had carelessly left the water turned on at the hose bib and was just shutting the water on and off using the hose nozzle. When the hose was chewed through the water flowed out the hose until our well ran dry. Our neighbor said that the well had never ever run dry in forty years since it was drilled. Then a HUGE cow moose chased me across the lawn in my underwear. (Long story). I had to hide behind a tree until it wandered off. A flock of wild turkeys made sure our vegetable garden never produced anything but sprouts for their dining enjoyment.
                                                      I made one of those water bucket traps for the mice in the basement. The first night it was set there were fifteen drowned mice in it the next morning. That trap must have drowned two hundred mice and never put a dent in their population.
                                                      We left the GD 'cabin-in-the-woods' the next spring.
                                                      Don't feed the wildlife.
                                                      Moose photo to follow when I find it.

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                                                        coll RE: Puffin3 Mar 2, 2014 06:34 AM

                                                        You should make a sequel to the Funny Farm movie with Chevy Chase, that is wild. We moved to "the country" around the time that movie came out, and we had some adventures, left quickly too; but nothing like you!

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                                                          greygarious RE: Puffin3 Mar 2, 2014 10:16 AM

                                                          My mice are more talented than yours. I wanted to use the bucket to trap and relocate. Every morning, the bucket was empty or both the bait and mice. Clearly mine can fly! ;-)

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                                                            melpy RE: Puffin3 Mar 3, 2014 09:31 AM

                                                            This would make a great movie.

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                                                              EarlyBird RE: Puffin3 Mar 3, 2014 09:37 AM

                                                              Thank you. I have printed and framed your post to remind me whenever I get romantic about living in the country.

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                                                                coll RE: EarlyBird Mar 3, 2014 05:41 PM

                                                                It's not all bad!

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                                                                Tom34 RE: Puffin3 Mar 6, 2014 06:17 AM

                                                                I knew a lady who used to feed a bear every day. She then went on vacation for a week to visit some relatives and the bear ripped a hole right through the side of her house and trashed her kitchen. I believe it was Mr. Ranger who said, " Don't feed the bears".

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                                                                  sunshine842 RE: Tom34 Mar 18, 2014 06:14 AM


                                                                  Sad story -- she is convinced she's helping all the animals, and doesn't understand that the bear died because she helped it lose its fear of humans.

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                                                                    hotoynoodle RE: sunshine842 Mar 18, 2014 06:23 AM

                                                                    she's 80+ and possibly suffering from dementia and the solution is to jail her?

                                                                    am not saying you agree, sunshine, but this is wrong on too many levels.

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                                                                      sunshine842 RE: hotoynoodle Mar 18, 2014 06:32 AM

                                                                      They jailed her because she has no family nearby, and they couldn't find a facility who could take her on short notice.

                                                                      They couldn't let her continue to feed "the crows" because of imminent danger to herself and others....and the bears.

                                                                      It was kind of "we don't know what else to do with her right now, but at least this will keep all of the involved organisms safe for right now".

                                                                      As in the article, her attorney was petitioning to get her released to her family up north, but since the story has dropped off of the local newsfeed, I don't know what's happened.

                                                                      Totally sad story on so many levels.

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                                                                        hotoynoodle RE: sunshine842 Mar 18, 2014 06:39 AM

                                                                        she's 80+ and in the jail's gen pop for possibly a month? that alone might kill her. i can't start the day this angry.

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                                                                          sunshine842 RE: hotoynoodle Mar 18, 2014 06:54 AM

                                                                          as you can imagine, Florida is pretty sensitive to geriatric issues (to a point they seem to forget that other age groups exist from time to time).

                                                                          I'm pretty sure they didn't pitch her in the drunk tank to subsist on bread and water and sleeping on the floor --- we all know that news accounts and reality may or may not be the same thing.

                                                                          The only followup I could find is a bizarre addition -- apparently she's a retired P.E. teacher. Several of her former students are in the jail with her, and are taking care of her.

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                                                                            hotoynoodle RE: sunshine842 Mar 18, 2014 07:40 AM

                                                                            i lived and worked in florida many years ago.

                                                                            i also realize jail is not as dire as prison. however, i find it impossible to believe this was the only viable solution.

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                                                                              sunshine842 RE: hotoynoodle Mar 18, 2014 09:47 AM

                                                                              I can only post what's posted.

                                                                              The judge's name and the attorney's names are there in the articles. Please contact them with your concerns.

                                                                              You're drawing a bead on the messenger -- a messenger who agrees with you that the whole thing is just very, very sad, by the way.

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                                                                                hotoynoodle RE: sunshine842 Mar 18, 2014 04:21 PM

                                                                                no,no. i mentioned i am sure you agree this is totally wrong. no blame at your feet.

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                                                                                  sunshine842 RE: hotoynoodle Mar 18, 2014 07:12 PM

                                                                                  hot off the pixels:


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                                                                  Vidute RE: Puffin3 Mar 6, 2014 09:10 PM

                                                                  how'd the moose come to be wearing your underwear?!

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                                                                    ricepad RE: Vidute Mar 6, 2014 10:46 PM

                                                                    Well, if you give a moose a muffin...

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                                                                      Puffin3 RE: Vidute Mar 7, 2014 07:35 AM

                                                                      I'd love to see some one 'photoshop' that image. LOL

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                                                                      Tehama RE: Puffin3 Mar 25, 2014 05:28 AM

                                                                      PLEASE post photos! :-) That was a terrific tale!

                                                                  2. jennaroo RE: ebchower Mar 2, 2014 11:05 AM

                                                                    I feed the squirrels peanuts in the shell and I mostly see them eat them right away. Where I live the population of squirrels seems to be normal. The amount I feed them is not encouraging them in the least. I enjoy it , and so do they. Granted, I have not had any problems with them, so my thought process is that they were here long before us, and they will be here long after us, regardless of what we do. A funny story, I had been feeding them one summer and one day I came home to peanut shells all over the floor, I thought, well that is odd, why would my cats eat peanuts, I swear that is what I thought, until I saw the hole in my screen. I know now that the squirrels had caught on to the looks of the bag the peanuts came out of and had made a hole in the screen, came in, and helped themselves. The oddest thing is, that I have 4 cats who obviously just sat around and watched, seriously! Well, I replaced the screen and hid the bag of nuts and have never had a problem since.

                                                                    1. EarlyBird RE: ebchower Mar 3, 2014 09:17 AM

                                                                      He'll come back to them, dig them up and eat them.


                                                                      My wife and I regularly serve our squirrels nuts (California raised, organic, raw almonds of course. Nothing but the best for our vermin!). We've done shell in peanuts too, and our neighbor found that a peanut plant was growing in one of her flower pots!

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                                                                        Linda VH RE: ebchower Mar 4, 2014 04:15 AM

                                                                        When we lived in the Back Bay (Boston) DH and I would walk in the Public Garden every morning with our peanuts in our pockets, In the winter, especially, you could "call the squirrels" (clicking sound) and they'd come running. They eat out of your hand. In the summer there are always alot of tourists taking pictures of people feeding the squirrels. No harm to houses as they all live in the Garden.

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                                                                          hotoynoodle RE: Linda VH Mar 17, 2014 03:26 PM

                                                                          the squirrels that live in the public gardens and boston common are FAT FAT FAT from so many people feeding them all the damn day. more than once i have seen a tubby squirrel chase after somebody who didn't drop "enough" nuts for snacks.

                                                                          vile critters.

                                                                          they are rats with cuter outfits.

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                                                                            Bellachefa RE: hotoynoodle Mar 18, 2014 10:33 AM

                                                                            maybe they should start binge feeding the geese so they can send the foie gras to california

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                                                                              hotoynoodle RE: Bellachefa Mar 18, 2014 04:22 PM

                                                                              the fenway area is disgusting with goose poop. trying to take the stroll from the museums to kenmore one is faced with a fetid mess.

                                                                              i'd be completely fine with a controlled hunt in that neighb!

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                                                                                viperlush RE: hotoynoodle Mar 18, 2014 04:52 PM

                                                                                Also along the River. And then there are those damn white geese by the bridge.

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                                                                                  Bellachefa RE: viperlush Mar 19, 2014 09:21 AM

                                                                                  Visit Bird Park in Walpole once, and you won't visit again without wellingtons and a powered outdoor hose at your house.

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                                                                          Isolda RE: ebchower Mar 5, 2014 12:38 PM

                                                                          Funniest post I've read today! Thanks for the laugh!

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                                                                            Puffin3 RE: Isolda Mar 6, 2014 04:41 AM

                                                                            When I saw the moose I was alone in the cabin in my undies.
                                                                            I grabbed the camera and snuck out the door to get a photo. No one lived anywhere near so being out side half naked wasn't a worry. Anyway noticing the moose hadn't noticed me I went around back to sneak up on it for a better photo. In so doing I got myself cut off from retreating into the cabin. When she saw me she started running at me instead of away!
                                                                            Here she is checking me out.

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                                                                              coll RE: Puffin3 Mar 6, 2014 04:48 AM

                                                                              Guess you made it? Nice healthy looking moose though.

                                                                              One time I was alone in our country house, watching the Kentucky Derby, and suddenly a neighbor's horse stuck his head in the kitchen window, like Mr Ed. Maybe he heard something familiar on the TV? I didn't know who he was at the time so it was a little freaky!

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                                                                                Puffin3 RE: coll Mar 6, 2014 05:26 AM

                                                                                That there is funny.
                                                                                Was he asking for the 'line'.

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                                                                                  Beach Chick RE: coll Mar 6, 2014 06:15 AM

                                                                                  LOVE that story coll!

                                                                                  Plus, I'm a huge Mr. Ed fan...Wilbur.

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                                                                                  gourmanda RE: Puffin3 Mar 17, 2014 01:30 PM

                                                                                  First rule of country living--do NOT sneak up on 700+ pound animals. Funny, funny, story though!

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                                                                                    Tehama RE: Puffin3 Mar 25, 2014 05:29 AM

                                                                                    OMG. So funny! (& glad you made it through the ordeal safely!)

                                                                                3. westsidegal RE: ebchower Mar 16, 2014 09:51 PM

                                                                                  i wouldn't characterize your savings account as "colossal greed" so, similarly, i wouldn't see the peanut stashing as being greedy. . . . .

                                                                                  1. greygarious RE: ebchower Mar 17, 2014 09:59 AM

                                                                                    Ducks are starving on the Great Lakes. Starving swans are on NYC streets begging for food. Disoriented birds in NY are crashing into buildings and into the streets, mistaking the ice for water. Environmental destruction and pollution have destroyed stopover points, preventing some migratory bird populations from leaving for the winter, and stressed some wildlife species to the point of endangering their survival. Add to this a hard winter, and suffering becomes death. IMO, the idea that wild animals don't need humans to provide food sources is outdated, not to mention hard-hearted.

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                                                                                      coll RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 12:11 PM

                                                                                      I have to say, I've never seen a swan walking down a NYC street just yet. Pigeons maybe?

                                                                                      But I will say, with all the snow we had this year, I was seeing robins all winter in my yard. Seems they stopped migrating? Not sure what they've been eating though.

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                                                                                        greygarious RE: coll Mar 17, 2014 01:11 PM

                                                                                        Here's the source: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/...

                                                                                        I read this a few days ago and thought it mentioned Manhattan per se, which it did not, just New York City.

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                                                                                          small h RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 01:13 PM

                                                                                          There's nothing in that article to indicate that the swans are on the streets. I imagine they're in the parks, where they usually are.

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                                                                                            coll RE: small h Mar 17, 2014 01:15 PM

                                                                                            And here I was, imagining them walking down the sidewalk with little briefcases in their beaks!

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                                                                                              small h RE: coll Mar 17, 2014 01:16 PM

                                                                                              Well, those are the swans with office jobs. They're not starving.

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                                                                                              greygarious RE: small h Mar 17, 2014 01:21 PM

                                                                                              Either way, the point is that they are starving/freezing to death.

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                                                                                                coll RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 01:24 PM

                                                                                                I know, not meaning to poke fun at that. I do take care of the strays that "live" on my property best I can. Swans can live on vegetation, but my poor robins are meat eaters so I haven't been doing much with them. Not to say I haven't thought about it! Glad the snow is finally melting.

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                                                                                            Raffles RE: coll Mar 17, 2014 01:44 PM

                                                                                            NYS Dept.of Environmental Conservation had recently come up with a plan to eradicate most of the swans in NYS because they are considered an invasive. Public outcry has caused NYS DEC to reevaluate said plan.

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                                                                                              greygarious RE: Raffles Mar 17, 2014 02:26 PM

                                                                                              Here in MA, Canada Geese no longer migrate and are considered to have overpopulated, though most of the complaining seems to be from golfers. It's the amount of droppings rather than the birds themselves that people object to. The swans in the Boston Public Garden are taken away in the winter - I believe to the zoo but maybe some other animal reserve. It's a big media deal when they are returned to the pond in the Spring. So I don't know if wild swans overwinter here or not. I did not realize they were so numerous in NY state to be a problem, though I have seen them for decades when driving through Croton and environs.

                                                                                              Coll, when I saw a robin, several years ago, while the ground was still snow-covered, I called the Audubon Society to ask if there was anything I could put out for it to eat, and was told that lots of robins stay here in winter, and eat seeds. I now own a Peterson guide to feeder birds. For robins, it says apples and mealworms.

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                                                                                                Raffles RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 02:33 PM

                                                                                                The goose droppings are a big problem.
                                                                                                Swans out compete native waterfowl in many areas.\
                                                                                                Robins also like suet....we but some commercial products,and also save all our raw fat trimmings from beef, pork, and lamb...and if I am lucky,venison. We only feed in the winter because of bears....

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                                                                                                  Tom34 RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 03:30 PM

                                                                                                  I know its heartbreaking but most wildlife officials seem to suggest not feeding wildlife. Extreme weather swings are but one of natures ways of thinning populations and promoting the idea that the healthiest of a given species survive which in the long run is in the best interest of the species.

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                                                                                                    greygarious RE: Tom34 Mar 17, 2014 03:43 PM

                                                                                                    If I bought into that one entirely, I wouldn't believe livestock, pets, or people should be vaccinated, or that people born with birth defects should receive special care to allow them to live, or that disabled/elderly people had a right to accessibility accommodations. Nor would I approve of sending food, medical supplies, and other provisions to the victims of war and natural disasters.

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                                                                                                      Raffles RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 03:55 PM

                                                                                                      But But But,,It is all about the children,,,which we have plenty of.....resources are dwindling...where to draw the line... read this quickly...about to be censored...humans are the worst thing that ever happened to the planet earth, we know better and continue to mess up with our interventions to make things better....suck the planet dry...

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                                                                                                        hotoynoodle RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 05:14 PM

                                                                                                        c'mon. you're comparing caring for the elderly to feeding squirrels?

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                                                                                                          Raffles RE: hotoynoodle Mar 17, 2014 05:22 PM

                                                                                                          not the elderly...just the species as a whole.. we discriminate with livestock big time...think globally...everybody dies...

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                                                                                                            greygarious RE: hotoynoodle Mar 17, 2014 07:32 PM

                                                                                                            You've missed the first word: IF. The strict interpretation of natural selection Tom34 describes, carried to its logical conclusion, would preclude human intervention on behalf of individuals and species, including Homo sapiens. I was not signing on to that, just pointing out that humans draw lines at different points in that theory.

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                                                                                                            Tom34 RE: greygarious Mar 18, 2014 05:00 AM

                                                                                                            There are years of science behind not feeding wildlife.

                                                                                                            Years ago we had a house in a large gated community in the Poconos (PA). We had several herds of deer that many homeowners fed. 100 lb bags of feed corn were cheap. In the winter, the older females with bad teeth and rib bones showing would eat right out of my hand.

                                                                                                            A Ranger came to the clubhouse to give a lecture about feeding bears (a diff problem) and he also covered feeding deer. He explained that during the winter older deer quickly perish once their teeth go bad. By feeding the older deer, we were extending their lives in a weakened condition which leaves them more vulnerable to disease which could spread to the rest of the herd and the entire region.

                                                                                                            The ranger also reminded us that after the deer eat, all the other animals come for the leftovers. Squirrels, rats, raccoon, chipmunks, mice, birds and countless other critters. Since all are eating the same food at the same location on a regular basis (unnatural) , all it takes is one sick animal to infect multiple species throughout an entire region.

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                                                                                                          coll RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 03:30 PM

                                                                                                          What I know about robins is from finding a tiny baby many years ago and not being able to return it to its nest way up in an oak tree. Lots of feral cats. I was feeding it bread because I was young and stupid, but finally called a wildlife place and they said they are totally carnivorous. I guess they could live on grain for awhile though. They said chop meat, but we loved him and fed him filet mignon believe it or not. He did well and eventually migrated, at least we think so. He was a pip.

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                                                                                                            Raffles RE: coll Mar 17, 2014 03:36 PM

                                                                                                            Feral and loose house cats are a huge problem with song birds....

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                                                                                                            viperlush RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 07:33 PM

                                                                                                            Yup, Romeo and Juliet winter over at Franklin Park Zoo.

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                                                                                                              hotoynoodle RE: viperlush Mar 18, 2014 06:05 AM

                                                                                                              of course, we did discover that it's actually juliet and juliet. :)

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                                                                                                                greygarious RE: hotoynoodle Mar 18, 2014 09:39 AM

                                                                                                                I'd forgotten that part! Fitting, since we're the first state to legalize same-sex marriage ;-).

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                                                                                                                  hotoynoodle RE: greygarious Mar 18, 2014 04:23 PM

                                                                                                                  i love how that worked out, lol.

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                                                                                                        Karl S RE: greygarious Mar 17, 2014 03:48 PM

                                                                                                        Ducks, swans and geese are not stressed species as species. If anything, they are overabundant species that are squeezing out more vulnerable species.

                                                                                                        Interestingly, my brother was surveying the waterfowl along the southern shores of Lake Ontario 10 days ago, when the lake was >60% frozen (very rare event for that lake), and yes there were frozen dead ducks in the banks of snow-ice along the shore (interestingly, not yet eaten by predatory species) but there were plenty of waterfowl of all types in the waters. For the survivors, these will be good times, because they will have less competition.

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                                                                                                          Raffles RE: Karl S Mar 17, 2014 03:56 PM

                                                                                                          The carrion eaters will find the dead, if any are around...and prosper for another cycle....

                                                                                                      3. jrvedivici RE: ebchower Mar 18, 2014 05:09 PM

                                                                                                        Throw some my way..........I'm just a squirre trying to get a nut........

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                                                                                                          Ulyyf RE: ebchower Mar 19, 2014 08:24 AM

                                                                                                          Peanuts aren't terribly healthy for squirrels. It's like giving them chips. A few won't matter, but when everybody gives them the same thing...!

                                                                                                          Try giving them dried and fresh fruit, other types of nuts, even hardboiled eggs cut up. Tastes differ, just like with people. The squirrels around here devour avocado, raisins, and apple slices, and will sometimes eat grapes and peaches, but throw bananas right to the ground.

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                                                                                                            alkapal RE: Ulyyf Mar 21, 2014 07:04 AM

                                                                                                            oh heck, then the dang squirrel will be eating better than i am! ;-).

                                                                                                          2. Teague RE: ebchower Mar 20, 2014 11:10 PM

                                                                                                            Four years ago, we had a very cold, icy, snowy winter. much like this one, but I digress. I have a very small, wooden-fenced yard/patio, it's very sheltered. During that cold, miserable, deep-snow february, a little rabbit started appearing in my yard at night. All hunched up, obviously seeking shelter, cold and as unhappy looking as a rabbit can look. I felt sorry for him/her, and started leaving root vegetables out every day. It ate them.

                                                                                                            In the spring, I planted flowers and vegetables. The damn rabbit ate every single plant. I planted them again. Rabbit ate them. Rabbit also ate the plants in pots on my front porch. I don't feed rabbits anymore.

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                                                                                                              Bellachefa RE: Teague Mar 21, 2014 02:39 AM

                                                                                                              no good deed goes unpunished

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                                                                                                                greygarious RE: Bellachefa Apr 21, 2014 06:23 PM

                                                                                                                The Shakers took such things for granted. They planted three times what they needed, which allowed for wildlife, and needy neighbors, to take what *they* needed. No ill will that way.

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                                                                                                                  hill food RE: greygarious Apr 22, 2014 10:56 PM

                                                                                                                  grey - it really is to bad they had that troublesome no sex and procreation rule. we coulda used more of their sort around these days.

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                                                                                                                jrvedivici RE: Teague Mar 21, 2014 05:49 AM

                                                                                                                Next cold, icy, snowy winter think of this, rabbit stew!

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                                                                                                                  coll RE: Teague Mar 21, 2014 06:42 AM

                                                                                                                  He thought you were friends and planted the garden just for him!

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                                                                                                                    Teague RE: coll Apr 27, 2014 07:11 PM

                                                                                                                    I'm sure he did. I still like rabbits, and squirrels, and chipmunks - just not in my garden!

                                                                                                                2. alkapal RE: ebchower Mar 21, 2014 07:02 AM

                                                                                                                  sure he'll find them again. he uses post-it notes.

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                                                                                                                    Raffles RE: ebchower Mar 21, 2014 11:45 AM

                                                                                                                    So to my more Southern posters, do all those buried peanuts ever grow into Peanut bushes?

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                                                                                                                      alkapal RE: Raffles Mar 24, 2014 07:24 PM

                                                                                                                      roasted peanuts -- sort of doubt they'd germinate. ;-).

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                                                                                                                      ebchower RE: ebchower Mar 24, 2014 07:17 PM

                                                                                                                      Here's a recent tweet from Richard Dawkins pertaining to the subject.


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                                                                                                                        alkapal RE: ebchower Mar 24, 2014 07:26 PM

                                                                                                                        his two sentences are non sequitur. plus, how does he know squirrels don't retrieve? just sayin'.

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                                                                                                                          sunshine842 RE: alkapal Mar 24, 2014 08:36 PM

                                                                                                                          I remember lessons from grade school at least partially attributing growth of forests to squirrels not retrieving acorns/walnuts/pecans/etc.

                                                                                                                          They effectively plant new trees when they don't dig up the nuts that they've stored

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                                                                                                                            alkapal RE: sunshine842 Mar 25, 2014 04:59 AM

                                                                                                                            oh, those are the rural farmer squirrels. they get u.s. subsidies.

                                                                                                                      2. hill food RE: ebchower Mar 24, 2014 09:56 PM

                                                                                                                        this is why I only arrange a few Spanish PiƱon interspersed with (yeah it's out of season and imported I admit) radicchio adorned with dabs of Manchego and balsamic along the deck rail.

                                                                                                                        those poor little buggers damn well better appreciate it as that's all they're getting for quite a while lemme tell you.

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                                                                                                                          hotoynoodle RE: hill food Mar 25, 2014 05:43 AM

                                                                                                                          why don't you give them the ones from china so they get "pine nut mouth" and stop getting on your deck?

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                                                                                                                            hill food RE: hotoynoodle Mar 25, 2014 07:51 PM

                                                                                                                            sorry I'm cranky on this subject, my parents obsessively feed the birds (mostly seed, some nectar) and then gripe for hours about the feathereds greedy audacity.

                                                                                                                            gun. (my) head. trigger.

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                                                                                                                              alkapal RE: hotoynoodle Mar 26, 2014 08:30 AM

                                                                                                                              hotoynoodle, you, sir or madam, are brilliant!

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                                                                                                                            Bellachefa RE: ebchower Apr 16, 2014 06:43 PM

                                                                                                                            Yesterday I watched a rabbit eat my back yard. I thru a carrot at it. It froze for 10 minutes and then went back to eating our lawn.

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                                                                                                                              NVJims RE: Bellachefa Apr 18, 2014 07:55 AM

                                                                                                                              They eat carrots in the cartoons---in real life they prefer fresh greens.

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                                                                                                                                Bellachefa RE: NVJims Apr 18, 2014 09:10 AM

                                                                                                                                yes, half the grass is gone, and the carrot is still there!

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                                                                                                                                  alkapal RE: Bellachefa Apr 19, 2014 05:54 AM

                                                                                                                                  you'd have been better off if you had aimed the carrot AT the rabbit. LOL.

                                                                                                                                  the rabbit? not so much.

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                                                                                                                                  Bellachefa RE: NVJims Apr 27, 2014 10:04 AM

                                                                                                                                  The bunny ate the carrot. Just wanted it to age a bit. And yes I threw the carrot at the bunny last week. Waskilly Wabbit

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                                                                                                                                    Vidute RE: NVJims May 15, 2014 07:20 PM

                                                                                                                                    except for the one rabbit in my back yard that prefers pretzel rods.

                                                                                                                                3. TroyTempest RE: ebchower Apr 18, 2014 01:29 PM

                                                                                                                                  On a sort of related note, I had a friend once that had a pecan tree. A squirrel had been gathering the pecans and behind his tool shed made a large (and i mean large) pile of pecans. My friend took most of the pecans for himself, leaving a small pile, easily justifying stealing from the squirrel because, as he said "the squirrel was stealing from him, and he couldn't eat all those pecans anyway".

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                                                                                                                                    alkapal RE: TroyTempest Apr 19, 2014 05:55 AM

                                                                                                                                    squirrels are quite aware of the feudal nature of their tenancy. LOL.

                                                                                                                                    he'd probably already sold some on the black market anyhow. win-win.

                                                                                                                                  2. alkapal RE: ebchower Apr 22, 2014 05:44 AM


                                                                                                                                    1. hill food RE: ebchower Apr 27, 2014 08:22 PM

                                                                                                                                      they also seem fond of pistachios (domestic is fine)

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                                                                                                                                        alkapal RE: hill food May 15, 2014 12:01 PM

                                                                                                                                        good grief, i'm coming over to dig around in your yard! (and grow a bushy tail). pistachios!

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                                                                                                                                          hill food RE: alkapal May 15, 2014 09:20 PM

                                                                                                                                          HA! sorry Alka, but I don't live anywhere near you any more.

                                                                                                                                          that was in DC, now I feed the squirrels a paw-harvested and self-stored diet of organic old growth acorns. it's like a 'pick your own apple' place but for arboreal rodents.

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                                                                                                                                        DrMathew RE: ebchower May 13, 2014 09:07 AM

                                                                                                                                        Wellll... if you give them the peanuts they have the right to bury them! If I give you a house and you burn it down I wont care its your property and I wont start a big discussion about it! Good day and Good night.

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                                                                                                                                          coll RE: DrMathew May 13, 2014 12:33 PM

                                                                                                                                          Funniest post today, thanks for the laugh!

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