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Feb 19, 2014 06:28 AM

Hot Pockets: Hot Diseased Mess

In this shocking story it has been revealed that Hot Pockets actually contain some form of meat.

Not so shockingly, it's the lowest-quality meat that money probably shouldn't be able to buy...

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  1. Another reason to avoid processed foods!

    1. Whoa. You mean it's not prime grade Wagyu tenderloin in those motherfuckers?

      Whoda tunk!!!

      4 Replies
      1. re: linguafood

        I'm pissed!!! I knew something was up!!

        1. re: SaraAshley

          Now if I find out the cheese isn't aged Gruyere or Epoisses, ima really gon' be peeeeessed off.

        2. re: linguafood

          More importantly: Aside from Gaffigan, who actually eats these things anyway?

          1. re: davis_sq_pro

            I was about to add a Gaffigan reference! Nicely done :-)

        3. You know someone saw this on the news while heating one up, took it out of the micro wave, sniffed it, shrugged and ate it anyway.

          1. We have a house guest who eats an amazing number of Hot Pockets. I think they smell awful when he makes them. I checks our 'stock' and we did not have any of the recalled ones.

            1. My husband and I eat Lean pockets a few times a month.