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Feb 14, 2014 03:42 PM

A look at the Paula Dean Cruise

This is a surprisingly long article and just snarky enough to make a reader think that the author is genuine when being nice.

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  1. That is TONS of fun...thank you very much for alerting me. Cruises are, de facto, comic gold mines (David Foster Wallace, PJ O'Rourke--and I guarantee she read those both) and I warrant the author had a notion what she was "in for."

    It's shooting fish in a barrel but, while no sport, is still fun.

    What a travesty...what a horror...what a delight!

    Thanks again. I am spreading the mirth, thanks to you!

    1. It's comforting to learn that the boat has a motor and passengers didn't have to take turns at the oars.

      1. Good grief, thanks a bunch for this link! :)

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        1. re: breadchick

          On Paula: "One of them could use a famous friend right now and one of them could do with a black one".
          Not to Paula: "I asked what sort of life she led that affords her the luxury of spending her retirement on perpetual vacation, she responds. "I had a husband. And he died".

        2. This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.!

          1. I want the author to be my BFF!

            That was hysterical!