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Jan 8, 2014 02:23 PM

If you opened a restaurant, what would you call it ?

Inspired by the ever-funny Bad Names thread, I thought this may be a nice spin-off.

So if you were to open a restaurant, cafe, bar, what-have-you, what would you name it ?

I've always thought it'd be fun to open a sundaes and milkshakes place called "MOOVERS & SHAKERS" :-D

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      1. "Leftovers"...serve only those things that are better the second day.

        1. Ducky's, and it would serve spaghetti sandwiches and Mongolian barbecue. Do NOT steal this idea, or I will be very cross. My college roommate and I came up the concept. It was late and we were...thoughtful.

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          1. re: small h

            One of my friends suggested he'd open a duck-only resto called Ducked :-D

            Maybe the waiters can all dress like Phil Robertson .....

            1. re: LotusRapper

              Leaving aside everything else that makes me not love Phil Robertson, I think being waited on by someone with such unruly facial hair would make me suspect that some of it had made its way into my food.

              Your friend can call his restaurant Duck U. There's already a Pluck U, but it's chicken, so, like, totally different.


          2. Bigger Hooters...Fried Chicken Breasts of course.

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              1. re: treb

                what do they serve, quail lollipops?