How To Make Sure You Get Enough To Eat At Holiday Parties
This made me laugh out loud, and think of all my friends here.
I laughed out loud like a crazy person when I got to this line:
"Before you take a bite of anything, ask yourself: could I sprinkle peanut M&Ms on this?"
My favorite part:
" Just because your food’s got gravy on it doesn’t mean you couldn’t use some dip"
Show up on time - the good stuff goes first
If there is a spread of iced shellfish, hang out there
Don't eat Brazil nuts
Pour your own drinks
Learn how to balance a small hors d'ouerve plate on top of your drink to free up a hand.
Bring your own silver forks, screw the frilly toothpicks
"Remember the hidden calories in drinks. Look very carefully for them; they’re hidden. Who knows how many drinks it will take for you to find them."
That's gotta be my fave, hands down.