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Tipping and Tooting

JonParker Nov 8, 2013 08:11 AM

THIS.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tipping_...

  1. linguafood Nov 8, 2013 09:15 AM

    Awesome. Love the oatmeal.

    1. Paprikaboy Nov 8, 2013 11:51 AM

      Slightly disappointed by this story. Thought it would be about gratuities in South London.

      1. LulusMom Nov 8, 2013 02:16 PM

        I LOVE this. "Try to imagine a swan tooting at sunset" is probably my favorite line. I will repeat it to my husband next time I'm caught out ...

        1. ennuisans Nov 8, 2013 02:18 PM

          "Who ordered the Dutch Oven special?"

          1. pinehurst Nov 8, 2013 02:30 PM

            Dude.
            You made my day.

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              youareabunny Nov 9, 2013 08:26 AM

              What it she wasn't cute and tooted?

              Anyway, everybody farts. I'd just hope my waiter is several steps away before blowing one out on my table.

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              1. re: youareabunny
                JonParker Nov 9, 2013 03:28 PM

                Well, as I have pointed out repeatedly, I don't cut the tip period. If the service is really awful I'll speak to a manager, but I never tip less than 20%.

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                  youareabunny Nov 10, 2013 07:41 AM

                  You're nicer than me. :) but I've never had an issue with a farting server

              2. Antilope Nov 9, 2013 08:40 AM

                "Toot,Toot,Tootsie Goodbye..."

                1. NonnieMuss Nov 10, 2013 08:05 AM

                  Love The Oatmeal. My favorite is "Why I Don't Cook At Home"

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