Surviving Whole Foods
- Firegoat Sep 17, 2013 02:47 PM
This made me laugh quite a bit. I looked here and in chains and I don't think it's been posted yet. Hope you enjoy.
There's a new one on my vicinity that is a ___ing temple to foodiedom. It has god-only-knows how many distinct kiosks preparing food for your immediate consumption to go with no fewer than 4 places to sit down and and sip your latte while you recover from the stress of having to choose between 38 varieties of olives.
Sometimes there are just things I don't know where to get elsewhere but I swear this particular WF (...and how obnoxious Jon Wacky eventually got) got me over the whole WF thing once and for all.
I cannot access this story to save my life...HuffPost blows up my p.c.! and freezes it up! WF is a love/hate situation for me personally...they opened up a BAR in ours...yes, a bar for wine and beer, flipping LUDICROUS especially since it's in a mall where there are no less than 30 bars within walking distance. (and WHO needs to drink whilst grocery shopping? It's all about the almighty DOLLAR right there for WF) BUT, I did stop there on my way home and was thankful that the organic romaine was only $2.49/generous bunch whereas our Publix wants $3.99 for org. romaine hearts.
She pretty much nailed it. We have three in our immediate vicinity and I hate myself for shopping there but the produce and fish are way better and they have a great selection of pre-made stuff if you are trying to do mostly veg. Also the greatest ginger snaps and oatmeal raisin cookies. What she missed was the need for "defensive shopping." I've never seen a chain have so much trouble keeping stuff stocked. Every single time I go in, they are out of at least three things I regularly buy. So I employ a Costco strategy in Whole Foods - when they have that item, I buy six, or 12, or sometimes even all of them (sorry, Charlie - shopping is a blood sport at Whole Foods). Love the look on the face of the checkout clerk when I buy an entire box of chocolate bars (we prefer a brand that is, to be fair, made in Ecuador and that has a hard time with regular supply). And when they ask, "did you find everything you need?" I just chuckle. That is exactly the wrong question to force them to ask. I do love the moving trolley ramp, though! It is great fun to watch people who have never seen it before hang onto their carts to keep them from rolling.
No secret-- I live in the land of "The Mother Ship" of Whole Foods every foodie visitor to our home wants to go as if it is a on the Canterbury Tales tour of England .
I will admit I have an insiders guide of go get grab and gone when you absolutely have to.