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I don't like Tilapia. Do you?

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Adapted from Thy Holy Movie Pulp Fiction.

Tilapia are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

[VINCENT]
But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...

[JULES]
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Tilapia sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

[VINCENT]
How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces

[JULES]
I don't eat dog either

[VINCENT]
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

[JULES]
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.

[VINCENT]
So by that rationale, if a Tilapia had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?

[JULES]
We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' Tilapia.
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Nemo on Finding Nemo, you know what I'm sayin'?

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      1. Yeah, tastes pretty Tilapidated to me.

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        1. re: Tripeler

          You should mosey on over to the "jarred" thread, where some folks throw a hissy fit over making up words related to food :)

          It's enough to make one tilapiaphobic.

        2. I don't hate Tilapia, but I rather have something else.

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          1. re: Chemicalkinetics

            Ditto. I will eat it if I have to and I have bought it once in a while because my fiancé likes it.

          2. Hate those toilet dwellers.