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I'm 16 and I eat mayonaise everyday religiously

Hello I'm from England and I don't know what's wrong with me i eat mayo with everything apart from some sweets, I can only eat vegetables with mayonaise, I eat it in the morning and if I'm out with friends and get a takeaway if I have no mayonaise I will go shop and buy some just for my takeaway.. I even add it to things with mayonaise in e.g tuna mayo sandwiches I will put a few spoon fulls of mayo on the side to dip my sandwich in.

It's just annoying because I'm trying to diet and ino that my 5 tablespoons of mayonaise ways won't help

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  1. Move to Belgium. You'll fit right in.

    1. It's good on lamb, chicken, pork, and beef, too. I didn't know it was a religion. I thought it was only a cult. Now I feel I will be more accepted.

      1. Welcome to Chowhound.

        There was a story in the papers recently about a 17 year old British girl who fainted and almost died of malnutrition because she ate nothing but Chicken McNuggets.

        McNuggets... that's Scottish, right?

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        1. re: Steve

          I thought Mc' Donalds was Irish?

          1. re: jrvedivici

            Oh Right MacNuggets would be Scottish.

            1. re: jrvedivici

              With that level of food, it would be O'Donald's...

          2. ...religiously, eh? So... is there a proper blessing for the mayonnaise?

            1. Go low carb. With that amount of fat intake and low carb, you will likely lose weight without giving up the mayo.

              Fats plus carbs equal fat. Fats plus protein equal skinny. You choose.

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              1. re: sedimental

                Yup. Be sure there is no sugar in the mayo.