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Someone should immediately forward this video to Tuschman as it is clearly the next Food Network Star

Firegoat Jul 11, 2013 09:31 AM


Momma Jean's Cranberry Sauce Lasagna

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    jujuthomas Jul 11, 2013 10:12 AM

    i have no words.

    1. chicgail Jul 11, 2013 10:39 AM


      American "cuizzine."

      Can you imagine the reaction to that in France? Or italy?

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      1. re: chicgail
        Firegoat Jul 11, 2013 10:45 AM

        It's not a lot stupider than Rachael's microwave bacon recipe or Paula's English Pea recipe...

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          TomDel Jul 12, 2013 04:10 PM

          Do you mean one of those Frenchmen drinking the cola wine?

          1. re: chicgail
            rmarisco Jul 14, 2013 01:41 PM

            u spelt that wrong: it's "murrican cuizzine"

            and, all kidding aside, I think it's incredibly sad.

            1. re: chicgail
              sunshine842 Jul 14, 2013 03:32 PM

              or a significant part of the US?

            2. The Dairy Queen Jul 11, 2013 10:53 AM

              It's a combo workout video/cooking lesson!

              And that's not the ONLY lasagna she'll show you how to make: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buz5-4...


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              1. re: The Dairy Queen
                drongo Jul 11, 2013 12:18 PM

                I like the way she opens the bag with her teeth -- that's not something you generally see a TV chef doing.

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                  chicgail Jul 11, 2013 08:00 PM

                  "It ain't gotta be perfect," she said. Yep. Got that right.

                  1. re: The Dairy Queen
                    TomDel Jul 12, 2013 01:27 AM

                    Come on now, at least she drained the fat off the hamburger! So what if she'll need a plumber the next day to unclog her pipes.

                    I wonder if you could use cream corn to make it a little gooier and perhaps a little roasted garlic added to the mashed potatoes?

                  2. LindaWhit Jul 11, 2013 11:36 AM

                    I had no idea who Momma Jean was..........until I saw the Honey Boo-Boo lead in. Couldn't click that little X box fast enough.

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                      justme123 Jul 11, 2013 12:26 PM

                      I SWEAR I thought the puffed cheese balls were going in there some how. you know, to give it that 'real' lasagna flavor.

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                      1. re: justme123
                        drongo Jul 11, 2013 12:32 PM

                        I also thought they were going in, but I thought they were carrots -- and I was wondering what she was going to do with such a huge amount.

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                          DuchessNukem Jul 11, 2013 01:28 PM

                          Lol, I thought they were canned sweet potatoes (went with the cranberry theme, no?), and expected a layer of them too.

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                            drongo Jul 12, 2013 02:57 PM

                            Canned sweet potatoes is a better guess than mine.

                            I can imagine making something pretty good using cranberries and sweet potatoes (at least fresh versions of both... not so confident about canned).

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                            davis_sq_pro Jul 12, 2013 12:09 PM

                            HAHAHA carrots. You think that woman has ever eaten a carrot?

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                          sedimental Jul 11, 2013 04:25 PM

                          That is so many shades of wrong.

                          Subtitles are actually needed. Uggghhh.

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                            drongo Jul 12, 2013 02:53 PM

                            Subtitles helped me because I watched it at work (with the sound off -- watching Honey Boo Boo while supposedly working is not encouraged).

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                            miss_belle Jul 12, 2013 03:08 PM

                            Please ~ Let's not give Bob any ideas:-)

                            Although I thought it was pretty funny myself.

                            1. C. Hamster Jul 13, 2013 03:37 PM

                              Isn't June's go-to dish spaghetti mixed with ketchup she bought at the expired food auction?

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                                foodieX2 Jul 14, 2013 01:13 PM

                                Oh my lord in heaven…

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