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My new Masterbuilt charcoal grill is a piece of shit

RealMenJulienne May 23, 2013 06:40 AM

A charcoal grill is basically a steel bucket with legs, right? How could you screw it up? Well Masterbuilt found a way. The hand on top of the grill lid has broken in half after being lightly dropped on the ground, and even if I could glue it back together one of the screw sockets has melted so it can't attach to the lid anymore. The grille itself is made of steel rods which are so thin they have started sagging in the middle from the heat of cooking. I have to put it over my knee and bend it flat after every use. All this wear and tear has happened after only 5 - 6 uses.

Part of this is my fault for cheaping out at the store. With Masterbuilt you really get what you pay for.

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  1. porker RE: RealMenJulienne May 23, 2013 06:51 AM

    I like the title of your post!
    Just curious, beside "piece of shit", what kind of grill was it, the kettle type?
    Are you thinking of getting another kind?

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    1. re: porker
      RealMenJulienne RE: porker May 27, 2013 04:40 PM

      It is the 18" kettle, and it looks like it has finished shedding handles, screws, bits and pieces so I'll just stick with it for now. I'll just leave it behind when I move out of my current apartment.

      1. re: porker
        kaleokahu RE: porker Jun 17, 2013 02:21 PM

        Hey, porker:

        I can imagine the company's PR counteroffensive campaign now....

        "Yes, it's a piece of shit, but it's a MASTERBUILT piece of shit!"



        1. re: kaleokahu
          porker RE: kaleokahu Jun 18, 2013 03:24 PM

          Thats good!

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        miss_belle RE: RealMenJulienne May 23, 2013 06:57 AM

        Sorry to hear about your grill troubles but your thread title made me laugh out loud.

        1. MikeB3542 RE: RealMenJulienne May 23, 2013 07:05 AM

          I agree...shouldn't be that hard to make a competent grill (some of us lack the budget for greatness, so merely competent is fine).

          For what it's worth, I have an Aussie (MECO) Walkabout grill that has turned out to work OK for me...wait for them to go on sale (I think I spent $25-30 at Home Depot, and usual price is $40) since hardly worth list price of $60.

          It doesn't "do everything" but works fine for the usual suspects (chicken, ribs, burgers, sausage, steaks) and with the cover down will even do indirect cooking.

          Sorry you had to put up with a dud...hope you can get your $ back.

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            jbuttitta RE: RealMenJulienne May 23, 2013 12:13 PM

            Pretty much everything Masterbuilt makes is cheap shit. I believe the company's name is some kind of poor ironic joke

            1. Sid Post RE: RealMenJulienne May 27, 2013 06:40 PM

              Weber charcoal grills seem over priced until you try one. Sure they look simple but, there is a reason why Weber Kettle grills are a legend. It was a really great purchase for $30 plus sales tax for me.

              I use my grills pretty hard too. In fact, over this holiday weekend I just added 400#'s of charcoal to my personal stash which was down to ~150#'s.

              The Lodge Sportsman grill/hibachi gets a good workout too.

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              1. re: Sid Post
                MikeB3542 RE: Sid Post May 28, 2013 08:11 AM

                $30 for a Weber kettle? Assuming bought used, bought "hot" or bought long ago, since a new 18-1/2 inch kettle (basic model) is going to run close to $100.

                Thumbs up on the Lodge Sportsman...fine piece of iron!

                1. re: MikeB3542
                  monkeyrotica RE: MikeB3542 May 28, 2013 08:17 AM

                  Plenty of barely used Weber kettles on craigslist for under $50. Lots of people buy them, then switch to gas. Picked up a Weber Jumbo Joe 18" grill. $60 new and built like a tank.

                  1. re: monkeyrotica
                    MikeB3542 RE: monkeyrotica May 28, 2013 07:20 PM

                    That Jumbo SJ would drive me nuts...way too low to the ground (to each his own, I suppose). Great idea though to go for a used unit...Personally, have no space for a kettle (small apartment, no patio) so will have to wait for my situation to change.

                    1. re: MikeB3542
                      monkeyrotica RE: MikeB3542 May 29, 2013 03:32 AM

                      I got it because I have lots of 18" grills lying around and wanted to use them. Also, tried the 14" SJ and it was just too small for indirect cooking. The added capacity means more coals, so longer cook times.

                      1. re: MikeB3542
                        JayL RE: MikeB3542 Jun 17, 2013 04:48 PM

                        It isn't necessarily low to the ground...it's a table top grill. ;-)

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                          MikeB3542 RE: JayL Jun 19, 2013 03:09 PM

                          IF...there is a table handy where you're headed. Picnic grove...no problem. Tailgate at the ballpark...ruh roh!

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                  kengk RE: RealMenJulienne May 28, 2013 08:27 AM

                  Chalk it up to a relatively cheap learning experience and go get yourself a Weber kettle when the POS can't go anymore.

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                  1. re: kengk
                    C. Hamster RE: kengk May 28, 2013 05:36 PM

                    Yes, Webers are the only way to go.

                    Mine survived a lightening strike!

                  2. scubadoo97 RE: RealMenJulienne May 28, 2013 06:08 PM

                    Their electric smokers are taking a beating on some of the smoking meats forums as well. Seems many have had performance issues in wiring and in their digital controllers

                    They are not expensive and I guess you get what you pay for

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                    1. re: scubadoo97
                      monkeyrotica RE: scubadoo97 May 29, 2013 03:27 AM

                      For a lot of apartment/condo dwellers, charcoal is prohibited so electric is the only way to go.

                      1. re: monkeyrotica
                        scubadoo97 RE: monkeyrotica May 29, 2013 04:08 AM

                        Electric smoker is fine. Just build it well

                      2. re: scubadoo97
                        Shazam RE: scubadoo97 Jun 19, 2013 03:15 PM

                        To be fair, virtually every brand of electric smoker gets beat up on reviews, forums, etc.

                        I do have a Masterbuilt electric smoker that's been good so far. No complaints given I paid $200 for it three years ago now.

                        1. re: Shazam
                          scubadoo97 RE: Shazam Jun 19, 2013 05:20 PM

                          To be fair a lot of MES owners did have wiring issues and still recommended the unit to newcomers. Why? because it is the cheapest electric smoker out there that if it works is a good deal.

                          I have a 30 inch MES and replace my wires at the onset so it's still working but the number of units that stopped working is still higher than it should be.

                      3. RealMenJulienne RE: RealMenJulienne Jun 17, 2013 01:18 PM

                        Cheap piece of shit update: The little retaining grille in the chimney starter is starting to deform from the heat. The paint on the edges of the grill cover is flaking off and rust is starting to spread. One of the plastic hubcaps fell off the wheel, and when I tapped in back in it shattered right across the "Masterbuilt" logo. I have taken to leaving the grill out on my front lawn all day in the hopes that someone will steal it so I'll have an excuse to buy a new one.

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                        1. re: RealMenJulienne
                          kaleokahu RE: RealMenJulienne Jun 17, 2013 02:27 PM

                          You're obviously misusing your Masterbuilt grille by using *high heat* charcoal. If you had used the specially-approved soggy briquettes or a 40W lightbulb (and never touched the thing), you wouldn't have the problems you've had. Totally your fault, tsk, tsk...

                          Big ;)

                          1. re: kaleokahu
                            RealMenJulienne RE: kaleokahu Jun 17, 2013 03:10 PM

                            You are right, maybe I am being too negative about this. We can make this into a fun game by guessing what will component will rust off/melt down/unscrew itself/spontaneously combust next.

                            1. re: RealMenJulienne
                              kaleokahu RE: RealMenJulienne Jun 17, 2013 06:00 PM

                              Hi, RMJ:

                              That, or take it back and turn it into a suppository for the first person who gives you grief about the return.


                          2. re: RealMenJulienne
                            mike0989 RE: RealMenJulienne Jun 18, 2013 06:47 AM

                            Front yard isn't a bad location for it. Take off the legs, a little Rustoleum, and you've got yourself a planter.

                          3. pagesinthesun RE: RealMenJulienne Jun 17, 2013 02:32 PM

                            One word: Weber

                            Although I hate the saying "You get what you pay for", it is oh so true!

                            1. porker RE: RealMenJulienne Jun 18, 2013 03:23 PM

                              Theres a bushleague blog called Barbecue Master
                              ( http://barbequemaster.blogspot.ca/201...

                              )which shows a guy winning a Masterbuilt smoker. The guy's name is Fred and he doesn't look too excited about winning. I can imagine a balloon caption with Fred thinking "Yea, woohoo, I just won a piece of shit...."

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