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Burger King Burger - Kind of Gross

Gypsy Jan Apr 3, 2013 07:19 PM

Hard to believe, but I have never eaten at a Burger King before today.]

It was close to our bank/post office/other places we had, si we chose it based on convenience.

I ordered the Chipotle burger combo with fries and added onion rings.

The burger was so nasty that I simply took it apart scraped off the dressing and onions and fed the bun and meat to our dog.

This meal happened eight hours ago and I have washed my hands several times and they still stink.

The fries - bad, the onion rings - bad. No flavor and disgusting texture.

I did like the unsweetened ice tea mixed with the light lemonade.

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    treb May 8, 2013 08:08 AM

    What did your dog do to deserve this?? The pic looks like you have a wonderful dog!

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      Gypsy Jan May 8, 2013 10:33 AM

      Yes, he's a wonderful Great Dane. Born with only one eye (blue) and deaf, and he has the mildest and sweetest disposition.

      But he is a stone-cold thief when it comes to food.

      When we got him as a six-week-old puppy, he had fleas, worms and was sick with Parvo. He stopped eating and two days he went from weighing eight pounds to six.

      We force fed him liquid puppy formula for six days and on the seventh, he got up, walked over to the dog bowl and ate some dry kibble.

      He's never missed a meal since. :)

      He is also a stone-cold thief. If I leave the kitchen, he is up on top of the counters gobbling anything in reach.

      The only food itemsI have found that he doesn't eat is watermelon and papaya seeds.

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        treb May 8, 2013 10:56 AM

        He looks tall enough to open the upper kitchen cabinet doors. Work on the fruits, he'll come around!

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      Hobbert May 6, 2013 11:02 AM

      Burger King is only good for the basics- Whopper and fries. The so-called specialty sandwiches are just nasty. The Chipotle burger is particularly wretched. The flavor was very odd and unnatural.

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        monkeyrotica May 6, 2013 01:44 PM

        I'd argue the coated fries are an abomination. No idea why thy don't just save money on potatoes and sell fried coating instead. Try Burger King's NEW X-TREME Flavor Blasted Coating! (Now with NO potato to get in the way of the X-TREME flavor!)

        Their specialty burgers are essentially slabs of meatloaf with cr@p like peppers and cheese baked in so that by the time the burger is done, everything else is incinerated. People asked for this?

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          Hobbert May 6, 2013 01:54 PM

          True. The fries have a very bizarre coating.

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            KaimukiMan May 8, 2013 10:44 AM

            Good fries? There was even a chow thread about burger king fries. Not good. One thing I like about BK is that I'm not even tempted to order fries. Whopper or Whopper Junior and a coke. No fries please.

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          BuildingMyBento May 6, 2013 10:57 AM

          I've eaten at Burger King twice. Once was in the early '90s somewhere in upstate NY. The ambiance was predictably gross, possibly more so than the meal itself.

          Then in 2010, in Shenzhen, China, I tried it again. That particular outlet, in the electronics epicenter called Huaqiangbei, looked very clean and modern, as is the case with many US fast food outlets in that part o' the world. The whopper was not good, but the lone bright spot is knowing that, walking into a McDonald's or Burger King in China, you will find soap next to the sinks.

          If you take anything from this blurb, remember that on your first/next visit to China, if soap is to be found, it can be found in a fast food eatery.

          BuildingMyBento
          http://collaterallettuce.com/

          1. Boston_Otter Apr 9, 2013 04:20 PM

            Looks like Serious Eats really dug the Chipotle burger:
            http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2...

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              mwhitmore May 6, 2013 11:26 AM

              Actually, that was hardly a rave review.

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                Boston_Otter May 7, 2013 04:52 AM

                "...it was actually a decent burger. A fairly hefty sandwich, it had decent kick, some actual crunch, and a nice bit of tang from the "caramelized-style onions"... my favorite of the King's new foursome."

                Not a 'rave', no, but definitely very positive.

            2. Boston_Otter Apr 7, 2013 08:07 AM

              I feel like BK has dropped precipitously in quality over the last couple of years, and I'm not sure why.

              The Whopper (and the Chipotle burger) are still pretty decent. Definitely a huge step up from dog food. I would suggest that if your burger is so bad that it's literally inedible, you should complain to the store -- that's not normal. Ditto the onion rings. Pretty decent where fast food is concerned.

              Their chicken sandwiches used to be pretty amazing, but they've become bizarrely dry and awful over the past year or two -- and are strangely expensive for a processed chicken patty.

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                wblorch Apr 8, 2013 11:49 AM

                I tried the Chipotle Chicken, was given a burger instead and tried to eat it. I had the same reaction as the OP. I just threw the thing away after one bite.

                I did email BK and got back a standard form letter about quality Blah Blah Blah. When I tried to reply, the email was returned.

                Never again.

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                  Boston_Otter Apr 8, 2013 12:28 PM

                  Yeah, email never works with stuff like this. If your food is literally inedible, you need to talk to a store manager -- that's unacceptable.

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                  rifkind81 Apr 12, 2013 08:47 AM

                  I recall they got bought out back in 2009-2010. New management might be the issue.

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                  51rich Apr 6, 2013 11:50 PM

                  actually, the basic whopper is not too bad, but bk keeps making each "new and better" variation (of everything) worse than what they already had. that is why bk keeps seeming worse than everyone else. the others find new and often better choices and bk just keeps throwing more and more slop on tired old items, they need to rebuild their food ,and especially their burgers from the ground up.

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                  1. re: 51rich
                    monkeyrotica Apr 11, 2013 08:00 AM

                    They can start by ditching those horrible coated fries. When I order fries, I want to taste potatoes, not some horrible coating. If they want to save money, why bother serving potatoes at all? Just serve fried coating.

                  2. ipsedixit Apr 6, 2013 07:46 PM

                    What did you expect?

                    It's Burger King.

                    It is what it is. Neither good nor bad.

                    People who like it, like it. People who don't, will never do. And the two shall never meet ...

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                      Gypsy Jan Apr 6, 2013 08:01 PM

                      Yeah, well, ispse.

                      You have a very sophisticate palate honrf my your experience with many cuisines.

                      I was just so surprised that my Burger King experience was so bad.

                      We came in to the store at about 2:00 pm. They had turned the grill off and we had to wait twenty minutes to for a meal that was substandard and didn't taste good at all.

                      .

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                        ipsedixit Apr 6, 2013 08:06 PM

                        I think you also have to keep in mind that Burger King, like most chains, will vary (sometimes drastically) across stores.

                        Not saying that another BK will be better (or, gasp, worse), but just saying.

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                          carolinadawg Apr 7, 2013 07:47 AM

                          "You have a very sophisticate palate honrf my your experience...". LOL

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                        suzigirl Apr 6, 2013 04:33 PM

                        If the dog in your avatar is the same one that got the burger, he looks like he can take it.
                        Thanks for the heads up on the burger. Now I can spare myself from trying it.

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                          malibumike Apr 5, 2013 12:47 PM

                          I always thought the whopper was the worst fast food burger around, the grease from the patty always tasts rancid to me.

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                            carolinadawg Apr 5, 2013 06:24 PM

                            The OP didn't order a Whopper.

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                              malibumike Apr 6, 2013 09:00 AM

                              So what, we're talking about buger king in general!!!

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                            51rich Apr 5, 2013 12:29 PM

                            you are lucky i don't have your address or i would report you to the aspca, for feeding that to your dog

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                              Gypsy Jan Apr 6, 2013 07:33 PM

                              Hey, what can I say. The Great Dane disagreed with me on the burger.

                              He was nuzzling me, so I gave it up.

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                              HoosierFoodie Apr 5, 2013 12:09 PM

                              The BKs in our area have gone way, way downhill in the lat few years.

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                                kengk Apr 5, 2013 09:14 AM

                                I like BK alright. One iron clad rule I have is to never order any "fancy" burgers at a fast food place.

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                                  Jelly71 Apr 5, 2013 09:11 AM

                                  That must have been a really awful Burger King, because I find their onion rings to be the among the best fast food ones available. They are always really tasty and hot and fresh.

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                                    roro1831 Apr 6, 2013 03:46 PM

                                    What do you mean by fresh? They aren't made fresh, they are frozen and they are made from onion powder and diced onion put in molds then breaded. Popeyes has the best fast food onion rings

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                                      suzigirl Apr 6, 2013 04:30 PM

                                      Popeye's onion rings rock. And the red beans and rice

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                                        roro1831 Apr 7, 2013 05:23 AM

                                        That goes without saying but we weren't discussing red beans. Lol

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                                          monkeyrotica Apr 11, 2013 07:56 AM

                                          God, yes. They blow every other chain food onion ring out of the water. And they HAVE to make them fresh, which is why you always end up having to wait for them. Still worth it compared to those horrible fried breaded things BK peddles.

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                                            suzigirl Apr 13, 2013 11:20 AM

                                            When I worked there in the early nineties I ate them almost every day

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                                          Kalivs Apr 6, 2013 11:57 PM

                                          I really like The Habit's onion rings. They are always nice and crispy.

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                                            Jelly71 Apr 8, 2013 11:43 AM

                                            I meant fresh in that they cook them when you order them. They aren't sitting under a heat lamp. I am not so stupid to think that they are slicing and breading onions in back every hour on the hour. For frozen, they are pretty tasty.

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                                            KaimukiMan Apr 7, 2013 08:14 AM

                                            for fast food burgers I have to admit to liking the whopper. their fries and onion rings are terrible. jack in the box has good onion rings - made of real onion, not some sort of reconstituted onion product that has been formed into a ring.

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                                            rochfood Apr 4, 2013 07:21 PM

                                            Too bad. I just had a an original Whopper today. It is my favorite fast food burger. Hot patty..cool crisp veggies. Delicious to me.

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                                              sal_acid Apr 7, 2013 05:29 AM

                                              I don't get the haters. I never hear a peep about McD burgers which are vile little pucks of meat product.

                                              Of the fast food burgers the cheese whopper is the best one. Note that I qualified it as fast food. Drive thru...not cooked to order. Don't compare it to Jakes or 5 guys et al.

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                                                51rich Apr 7, 2013 08:52 AM

                                                the thing is now that semi-fast burgers are readily available, the fast food places need to improve or be left in the dust and bk has improved the least of the big three, and for the most part keeps going backwards with all their variations.

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                                                  Boston_Otter Apr 7, 2013 10:30 AM

                                                  Very true -- Wendy's new burger can stand up pretty well to 5 Guys, and McDonalds is smartly bringing out some higher quality burgers while still keeping the good old cheap cheeseburgers... but BK is seemingly stuck in a "throw a new sauce and some onion rings or ham or something on the Whopper" rut that's doing them no favors.

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                                                    monkeyrotica Apr 11, 2013 07:58 AM

                                                    BK's "specialty" burgers with godknowswhat mixed IN with the patty are truly revolting and poorly designed as well. The ones where the cheese mixed in with the meat, the cheese gets burnt before the rest of the patty is cooked. It's like eating leftover meatloaf made by drunken maniac.

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                                                  jmckee May 8, 2013 10:32 AM

                                                  I used to think BK was OK. But my problem is that for 12 years I've worked just down the street from a BK, and the aroma of the food is in the air pretty much all the time. When the wind shifts and it mixes with the smells from the nearby meat packing plant and the also-nearby ice cream factory, it's a strong and heady brew.

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                                                  LikestoEatout Apr 11, 2013 04:58 PM

                                                  I like a junior whopper now and then for the same reason, like the mix of veggies and the patty which tastes fresh to me.

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