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How not to describe the taste of peas

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Bkeats Mar 22, 2013 06:54 AM

So we were having a group dinner at a restaurant. The mains come and everyone is comparing their dishes. One of the women tastes her dish. She does not like peas. She pauses then tastes the dish again. She then says "I don't know but I think there is a certain taste of pea-ness to this." The rest of us at the table look at each other and then burst out laughing. She asks what's so funny? She is told to describe the taste again. She does so this time listening to herself. Then she turns bright red. Be careful how you describe your vegetables.

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    ohmyyum Mar 23, 2013 03:31 PM

    Lol um, I actually had to re-read that out loud before it all clicked but thanks for the laugh!

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      FriedClamFanatic Mar 22, 2013 09:27 PM

      OH GAWD........I so have to bite my..........tongue. Please don't tell me what she has to say about celery stalks and mushroom heads

      1. Cheese Boy Mar 22, 2013 09:03 PM

        Salty. Images of geoducks suddenly surface also.

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          sandylc Mar 22, 2013 09:54 AM

          Depends upon if you like that kind of thing or not. ;-/

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            Philly Ray Mar 22, 2013 07:13 AM

            If it's good enough for Orson Welles, it's good enough for me...

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJT...

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              Violatp Mar 22, 2013 07:12 AM

              You win Chowhound today.

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