Sandwich in a Bathroom
I had lunch at a little suburban restaurant. You order at the counter and then carry your lunch to a table. There is one bathroom. When I tried the door it was locked. A moment later, the door opened and a man exited the bathroom holding and eating a sandwich. This was a well dressed man, in the kind of place where you could leave your sandwich and coat at a table and no one would have touched it.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought...EWWWWWWW!