What's your Achilles Heel in the kitchen?
Inspired by this article at serious eats http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/02/wh..., what's your Achilles Heel in the kitchen? For me, it's the rice. I can't make a pot of rice to save my life.
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Mine is piecrust. I can make it taste right...light, flaky, etc. but I cannot for the life of me roll it out into a circle. I'll keep trying, as we love pies, but I wish I had a square pie pan. Reading the post, and seeing the many comments on using a scale when bread making, let me +++ that. Another useful tool is the King Arthur list of the weights of various foodstuffs used in baking etc. Go to the KA website, and download it for FREE!! It's about 9+ pages long, but I made a copy and keep it in my baking area. The best free list in the universe for bakers. Thanks King Arthur!!
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Gotta say that mine's an omelette. I can do awesome scrambled eggs, but that perfect omelette eludes me. I think it's because we all like our eggs well done, and I can't seem to get the center (and any fillings) to be done enough without the edges getting too crispy and thin. I've basically resorted to always making any kind of omelette thing as a frittata and finishing it off in the oven.
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re: jbsiegel
Watch the Julia Child video. The most striking thing about it is how small they are - the good ol' U.S. of A. has turned the omelette into a super-sized thing!
If you try making smaller ones like Julia's, you might have better luck!
Agreed on the done thing. The mother thinks that scrambled eggs should be wet. ?????
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Stir fried rice. I have tried 6 different recipes in the last few months. Bland or one dimensional or overpowered by a single flavor.
I want that right out of the carton take-out taste.
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re: ItalianNana
It might help to find a highly-rated recipe with lots of reviews on one of the popular recipe sites, for example:
http://www.food.com/recipe/chinese-fr...
I read through all the reviews and see what other people had trouble with, what changes they made, and what advice is offered. It's a great way for getting the feel for how a recipe works if you're trying to perfect a technique.
I also like to use Jasmine rice, it has such a wonderful aroma.
Best of luck!
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Pan Frying! It just never comes out right: eggplant, pancakes, meatballs, veggie fritters...its either sticking, burning, not cooking thru/evenly, not holding together...very frustrating!
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Limited counter space, inability to quickly dice veggies w/ a knife and a fucking washing machine right next to my 5 burner gas range!
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re: KaimukiMan
Yes, it improves my chopping technique.
When I cook I have a glass of wine and listen to relaxing music. When the god damn washing machine goes into spinn cycle, it drives me crazy. We have a utility room w/ no drain. I plan to move the machine out there and contruct a grey water system in the back yard.
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Just discovered another one - trussing a whole chicken. I mean, it gets done; it just looks pretty damn ugly. I've looked at various online info; I've watched videos.
Just. Cannot. Do. It.
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re: sueatmo
Wow, you do a Bechamel? I'm impressed. Gravy is about as far as I ever go, and that probably no more often than you do.
Neither mom nor either grandmothers ever made sauce for anything, except gravy once or twice a year for the holidays. I just never learned, and figure I'm better of not knowing how to add all those luscious calories to my diet.
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re: bamagirl30
Soups are my forte. I don't typically load up soups with cream or butter, though a little can go a long way in certain types of soups. The key for me is in starting with the onions, then adding the next vegetable only when the onions start to look translucent. Essentially, each ingredient gets a little time to shine in the pot before the next one joins the party. Pureeing part of the soup adds nice mouth feel. Another tip is to work spices in during the saute stage. Fresh herbs should go in later. Salt and pepper should be introduced only in small amounts early on. That way, you can taste when the soup is cooked and adjust until you're happy. Acids (in non-dairy soups) can brighten dull soups. A little lemon zest or a dash of wine vinegar can pick up lackluster flavors.
Potatoes are a problem for me. Roasted come out fine, but steamed, baked or boiled always seem to be on the al dente side, which is not pleasant. I'm paranoid about cooking them too much. Dry, mealy potatoes are terrible. Somehow, though, I'm constantly pulling them out too soon. It's ridiculous. I'm known to do the same with turkeys and capons. I can't bear the thought of overcooked breast meat, but I can't tell you how many times the meat down by the bone (not to mention the dark meat!) is on the pink side of done.
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Keeping my rosemary alive.
This may veer into the gardening section, but it really bums me out cooking-wise.I grow herbs inside (basil, thyme, parsley, etc) because I like to cook and I live in the midwest (IN).
I've lived in CA and TX where I grew the stuff outside and it grew like a weed. If anyone has any inside-growing advice, my cannellini and I would appreciate it!
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Risotto. Cannot do it properly. Every single time it turns to glue. I have tried every recipe under the sun. I have had a tutorial from an Italian friend. Still no luck. At this point, the rice must sense my fear.
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Jello. Yes I'm serious. The Jello god haaaaaaaates me.
Interestingly enough I have no issues w/ plain gelatin, but the flavored, no way Jose.›2 Replies -
Boiled eggs. I've read all the tricks, but I always end up with eggs that look like the surface of the moon.
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re: Scrofula
Is this about the method of boiling (Jaques Pepin has a method where you poke a hole in the bottom (flatter) end of the egg. It lets the sulfur out so your hard boiled eggs are really tasty and the yolk very creamy.
If it is about peeling, above has a good trick.
I also just read a pinch of baking soda to the water and your eggs will peel much easier. (I haven't done this so I can't attest to it.)
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re: Violatp
And if they sell coated eggs, try to buy the uncoated. Here in Honolulu the eggs shipped in from the mainland are labeled "mainland shell protected". Its intended to prevent evaporation, but it results in eggs that are hard as the dickens to peel. I try to buy local eggs, but leave them in the fridge for a week if I am gonna do deviled eggs or the like.
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All pastry/dough items, including bread. I just quit trying because of too many frustrating failures. It is just not my wheelhouse. Bakers are patient and precise and I am just not that type of cook. I thought again about making bread recently and saw a recipe for some "simple" peasant bread that took THREE DAYS to make. Seriously? No. I don't have anywhere to let stuff sit out and rise and then remember to come punch it down and rise again and put in the fridge and knead or roll out or whatever the sh*t, it is just not the way I operate. And forget baked goods. I succeeded in making a vegan cake from scratch for my son's first birthday (he had a dairy allergy at the time) but since then it's been Dr. Oetker's and I don't feel guilty about it at all. DOUGH HATES ME.
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Pan sauces and scalloped potatoes. I make a great poultry gravy, but beef, lamb pork etc never have the depth of flavour that i am looking for.
The scalloped potatoes...always come out raw...follow recipes and time, and they always come out too firm.
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Rising dough. I can make okay yeast bread most of the time, but when it comes time to rising biscuits, cake or really anything with baking soda or baking powder I usually end up with hockey pucks. I've tried fiddling with the brands of baking powder, buying new cans whenever I bake, still can never predict if I will get a beautiful lofty cake, or a sad 3-incher.
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Baked goods in general. I seem to have issues with the humidity changing the recipes outcome at times. At least that is what I tell myself
Fish for the same reason as juliejulez. You spend all that money and screw it up. Yikes!›7 Replies -
Anything involving yeast and kneading. I'm so careful to have the water not too hot-not too cold to make the "sponge" or I use the instant yeast that's supposed to be fool-proof. But my final result always tastes too yeast-y or it's too dense. Never, ever just right.
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re: helou
Yep, bread. I drove myself mad last summer trying over and over again to bake a decent loaf. I checked the water temp with a thermometer, fresh yeast, kitchen scale, everything and never got a decent result.
The two excellent bakers I consulted couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong.
I gave up.
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It is interesting that rice is problematic for so many. I don't consider myself to be half the cook that many of you are but for some reason rice for me is not a problem. I have a rice cooker but I usually just make it in a saucepan stovetop.
My Achilles heel (heels, actually) would be anything fish-related and biscuits/rolls.
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re: tcamp
Like you, tcamp, I just cook it on the stovetop. 1 cup of rice (usually basmati, unrinsed) into 1-3/4 to 2 cups of water, brought to a boil (with salt - maybe 3/4 tsp?). Stir once, cover, turn heat to simmer, and let it go for 15-18 minutes. Remove from heat, let it sit for about 5 minutes. Stir it before serving.
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Then why not buy a little rice cooker like this one? It is 110% 'fool proof'. Half a cup of rinsed rice, any rice, drained then into the rice cooker. Half a cup of liquid added. Put the lid on. Press down the button. In a while the cooker 'clicks' and the light turns from red to orange. Orange means the cooker is keeping the rice warm. The rice is always fluffy.
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I see a lot of rice angst here. I love Barbara Tropp's method; it consistently turns out beautifully cooked, individual grains of rice.
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re: LindaWhit
+1. Although I've recently learned that by brining the chicken first and cooking it on a much lower heat then generally recommended has helped my fried chicken enormously. The temps usually stated by recipes consistently burn the outside before the inside is finished with being raw.
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I am also really bad at cooking rice, although I have improved recently. I use the pasta technique for brown rice (simmer until almost cooked in copious water, then drain the water and cover to let it steam the rest of the way), and it works pretty well. Basmati is never a problem now that I use the technique from 660 Curries. I haven't cooked regular long grain white rice in a long time, though, so I don't know if it's still my enemy or not.
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Mashed pertatas. Fortunately, the Khantessa is a wiz at this.
I've given up on making gnocchi. It's beyond my ken.
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I was just thinking about it because it came up in another discussion: chicken cordon bleu and chicken kiev. I can not make a proper one without it leaking. And it's one of my favorite things to eat :/
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re: alliegator
Oh yes, love the leaks. Even after I have skewered the chicken with nearly 50 toothpicks there is leakage. Oh well, SO and I love to scoop up the ooze and just pile it on top. I've given up on perfection and just scoop and smear afterwards. It might help if I would stop stuffing them with tons of ham and cheese but I refuse to give up massively stuffed breasts.
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re: alliegator
This might help you with the chicken Cordon Bleu: Start with chicken breast halves that are approximately the same size. Pound them thin, keeping them about the same size. Put the fillings (I layer Gruyere, prosciutto and more Gruyere) on the smaller half but leave about 1/2" around the edges. Top with the second half and do a flour-egg-panko breading. Refrigerate the stuffed cutlets 30 minutes or so before sauteeing.
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re: CindyJ
I had a serious chicken battle this weekend although it turned out much better than expected after I had pounded out the breasts. I do it very gently for a longer time but it seems that my breasts always start to shred a bit and I get worried about leakage but this time it worked out OK but not sure how to perfect my technique or perhaps it doesn't need to be improved if it's working. Another tip I found that helps is to roll from the small end.
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Fish. Overcooked or bland. Homemade pasta, too, though I have pretty good luck with from-scratch pierogi dough.
Technically, I can't make decent rice, but I'm okay with that since I like overcooked, kinda mushy rice. Heh. I just wouldn't make it for company, though. And the overcooked rice is just fine for my stuffed cabbage so I'm in no hurry to make a "proper" pot of rice.
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Rice is also my Achilles Heel.I like my rice to be light and fluffy.Grains that do not stick together. I prefer Jasmine rice. I will rince the rice until the water is clear. Then I will bring 1 3/4 cup water to boil. Add the 1 cup rinsed rice to my pot with a tight fitting lid. Turn the burner down to a very low simmer.After 16 min take off the heat and fluff with a fork.Put the lid back on for around 5 minutes and serve. A gluey snowball.What am I doing it wrong?
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re: emglow101
I start my rice in the pot with the water (not bringing it to a boil first). However, I think your main problem is not using enough water! The jasmine rices I've used have called for 1 1/2 to 1 3/4 cups of water for each cup of rice, and for some rices, the ratio is 1 cup rice to 2 cups water!
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re: emglow101
My ratio is 2 parts rice to 3 parts water for long grain rice like Jasmine. I think your gluey snowball is due to too much water.
I know some will say you're supposed to rinse it, but I don't rinse my rice either. It starts absorbing water when you rinse it, so I just throw it in dry so as not to mess with the ratios. You can always add a bit at the end if things are still a bit crunchy - a bit harder to take excess water out.
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re: emglow101
I make really good rice if I do say so myself. With all the different types of rice available - I use jasmine and basmati normally - I don't rinse it anymore. Bring 2 cups of water to boil with 1 teaspoon salt, add rice, bring bag to boil and top with a tight light and turn the heat down to low. Do not stir or take lid off. After 25 minutes check to make sure water is gone - turn off heat and take off of burner. Let sit a couple of minutes and serve. Perfect every time.
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Long pasta. That stuff sees me coming. I actually made up a name for the result: spaghetti stumps. You know, when a bunch of ends clump together and don't cook through, no matter how diligently you stir or how carefully you maintain the boil.
Solution: the SO also has a name. He is Starch Boy. Takes care of all the starchy things in our kitchen. He is a dab hand at rice cooking as well.
FWIW, the photocopier at work sees me coming too and develops the copying equivalent of spaghetti stumps. Coincidence? I think not.
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Yes, yes, yes! I can't make rice - I buy it from a chinese restaurant or frozen from Trader Joe's. I can make rice mush though!
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re: harryharry
My formula is: 2 parts rice, 3 parts water (usually long grain rice, and I don't rinse). Microwave on high 12 minutes, check (if using pyrex you can see if there is still water in the bottom), then keep microwaving in 2 minute increments until done/all liquid absorbed.
I hope this helps!
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re: fldhkybnva
Trader Joe's sells pre-cooked rice in the frozen foods aisle. All you have to do is nuke it and it comes out fine. I use those in a pinch, even though I'm not rice-challenged. Nuke two packs for your next dinner party and dump them in the serving dish. No one will know or care.
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re: harryharry
Option 1:
a) never make less than about 3 cups cooked rice.
b) pour some rice in pot.
c) put in water to one knuckle depth above rice.
d) bring to a boil on stovetop. turn to low.
e) simmer on low for 20 minutes.
f) let sit, covered, for 15-30 minutesOption 2:
a) buy a rice cooker
b) read directions
c) follow directionsmy response somehow looks snarky, not intended to be.
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re: sr44
Not sure i understand your comment sr44. Once the lid goes on it doesn't ever come off until the rice is ready to be served. No opportunity to adjust the water, and I've never had a need to do so. By the time the rice is done, all the water is absorbed, thats what that rest period is for, to let all the water be absorbed or escape as steam.
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re: emglow101
remember, its rice not pasta. you don't want excess water when you are done, you dont need to stir it around while it is cooking. rinsing is recommended, 5-6 times seems excessive to me. In Hawaii the 'universal' rule is 3 rinses, but we mostly cook medium grain calrose rice here which tends to be slightly sticky, but not as sticky as long grain rice. But I learned this method of cooking rice from my mom and grandmother cooking short grain "fluffy" rice. They never rinsed their rice, and never used 'converted' rice either.
But even with calrose or long grain, it should still come out with each grain being discrete, not an indistinct mass, although having it stick together is correct, sticky but not gluey. Oh do I wish Sam Fujisaka was here to guide us. We miss you Sam.
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re: KaimukiMan
I wanted to have a nice rice, with my live dungeness crab I steamed tonight.Local caught from Half Moon Bay, CA. I will make crab cakes with leftovers tomorrow. Not to have thread drift. I had the best crabcakes of my life in Kona,with a light citrus dressing. I like your recipe for rice.
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re: emglow101
My family was just the opposite: my mom's default starch was rice, and she rarely cooked potatoes (and no, we're not Asian). Since I've never had any problems cooking rice, I never thought I needed a rice cooker. However, when I acquired a Chinese roommate who cooked rice several times a week and usually managed to have it boil over and make a sticky, starchy mess on the stove, I decided to get a cheap rice cooker. I think it was $10 at Walgreens. Works fine and doesn't take up much room.
For all you people having trouble cooking rice -- are any of you at altitude? I think even a relatively small amount of altitude might affect rice cooking.
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re: KaimukiMan
If you keep coming up with mushy rice, use less water at the start.
I started cooking rice many years ago by frying the grains in a bit of oil or butter, then adding water and baking until done. Cooking the surface starch helps keeps the grains separate, but if you add too much water, it's mush again.
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re: harryharry
Buying rice from restaurants, I usually buy Mexican restaurant rice. I don't know what they do but it's fluffy a lot easier to than making at home. I have a decent recipe, but my rice just turns out different and takes time.
Mushy rice implies too much water.
For plain rice - I suggest a ratio of 1 rice to 1 water or 1 rice to 1.5 water.0) Use a measuring cup
1) rinse rice in a fine mesh strainer.
2) Bring water to a boil. (Optional - add a little salt)
3) Add drained rice to boiling water and turn down heat to a simmer.
4) Cover and come back in 20-25 minutes.
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re: sandylc
i feel your pain. roasts, which theoretically should be easy, terrify me.
also, i sometimes start pork chops on the stove top, then throw into the oven, still in the skillet, to finish. TWICE now i have forgotten the the skillet handle does in fact heat up in the oven. you would think i would learn.-
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re: rudysmom
You would think I would learn not to check food in the oven without a pot holder. I always think to myself - the foil won't be too hot I can just lift it to check. Well, usually the foil is not that hot, but the oven rack that my knuckle inevitably make contact with is. Nevertheless, I do it nearly every other day. In fact, someone actually asked me yesterday if I had taken up fighting as I have a collection of small burn scars on my knuckles.
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re: suzigirl
Me too, suzi. I have two scars on my right forearm. They'll eventually fade, I keep telling myself:) And rudysmom, I did that years ago after buying my first piece of All Clad. I put something in the oven to finish and took it out without a mitt. It was so, so painful! I kept ice in my hand for about 12 hours and it still stung. Luckily it has only happened once.
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Pastry! It's always too short and crumbly.
Maybe to do with the gluten formation.I've only tried it a couple of times though. I probably need to set aside some time to get a feel for it, but it's so much easier to get the frozen stuff.
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