Instead of Barton Gs
Bazaar. It's what Barton G dreams of being. Gorgeous fun space, innovative presentations, and - unlike Barton G - outstanding food.
Order stuff like the croquetas (which are served in a glass shoe), the bagels & lox "cones," the smoked oysters (which are served under a smoke-filled glass dome), etc. and he'll get the same kind of show, but the food will be about 20x better.