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Nov 15, 2012 02:21 PM

Just put the "Bleeping" Turkey in the Oven! A Thanksgiving Primer.

I changed the name cause I thought the moderators wouldn't allow how they have it listed on youtube:

Just put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven

I love this lady! She tells it like it is..............Right to the point and simplified!!

"Just's just a f*cking turkey!!! Just stick in the oven and enjoy yourself!!!!"

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  1. Good video, I would go to dinner at her house.

    I frequently think the same thing about some of the hand wringing posts here. Just make it and try it. The world won't end if you ruin a few dollars worth of ingredients.

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    1. re: kengk

      +1000, and quit worrying about the f***ing pan.

    2. That is priceless!! Champagne, and pinot seem to make the turkey taste better. She is funny.

      1. While I disagree that all turkey tastes bad/like cardboard, I LOVE her sentiment! So many of my colleagues are amazed that I not only host the big day but that love to host. I love thanksgiving and think it is the biggest "no brainer" meal out there. So from now on I am going to tell them to just put the f'ing turkey in the oven and keep the wine flowing.

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        1. re: foodieX2

          Hahahaha I love it :)

          Oops meant to respond to OP.

        2. What the hell. We cannot have reasonable, sensible advice -- it's the freakin holidays!!

          Seriously, where was this lady on Nov. 6? I may have voted for the wrong person. :)

          1. Priceless! Thanks so much for posting, I hope a lot of people follow her (excellent) advice.