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"Why did the man take a plum out for the evening?"

"Because he couldn't find a Date."

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  1. Pi r squared.

    No...pi r not squared, pi r round. Cornbread r squared.

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    1. re: Jeri L

      I like that one! Never heard it before.

      1. re: Jeri L

        i like that one :)

        What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

        1. re: goodhealthgourmet

          And it's the perfect season for that one, too!

      2. From my grandma when I was a tyke: What kind of a noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

        1. We're having honeymoon salad with dinner.
          What's honeymoon salad?
          Lettuce alone.

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                1. re: ttoommyy

                  It's important! I love that joke. Puns are awesome.

            1. Knock knock.
              Who's there.
              Banana
              Banana who....

              Knock knock.
              Who's there.
              Banana
              Banana who....

              Knock knock.
              Who's there.
              Banana
              Banana who...

              Knock knock
              Who's there
              Banana
              Banana who....

              Knock knock
              Who's there
              Banana
              Banana who...

              Knock knock
              Whose there
              Orange.
              Orange who?
              Orange you gonna say banana?

              Absolutely, guaranteed to drive my kids insane!

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              1. re: tcamp

                The version I heard as a kid was "Orange you glad I *didn't* say banana".

              2. Along the lines of the honeymoon/marriage joke.

                "I cantaloupe with you."

                "Oh, honeydew!"

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                1. re: pinehurst

                  What did the girl melon say to the boy melon?

                  "We're too young, we cantaloupe".