Come on Man... or, I Don't Get It...
I wanted to get some of you other foodies' reactions to this topic. I love love LOVE dining out and have tried most of the great, good and fun 'holes' in DC and here is my list of "I don't get it/Come on, man":
1. Dino
2. Central
3. CityZen
4. Citronelle
5. I Ricchi
Anyone care to comment on any of these? Please add your own "Come on Man!" to the list...as in, don't get the hype, didn't love it, maybe didn't even like it...feel free to say why! EAch of these mainly had me underwhelmed by the food or service or both.. like, at I Ricchi one time, my husband went to refill his glass from the bottle of wine on the table, at which point the waiter came and SNATCHED it from his hand and said really loud: "If my boss sees this he'll be jacked..you want to get me fired??" To which my flabbergasted husband said "Uh, no, i am just thirsty...and you weren't here!" Can you say Tiny Tip??? Would love to hear your votes!!
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I totally agree about Dino. The best I can say is that they are hit or miss. One day the free-form lasagna is delicious, the next time it's like I'm being served something several days old. I've been there 5 or 6 times, but now have crossed them off my list. I don't get the raves for Bistro Lepic, La Chaumiere, or Bastille, but I've only been there once.
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Do you mean to tell me I Ricchi didn't close in the '90s? (Maybe this thread started in the '90s?)
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I totally agree that Georgetown Cupcake is a BIG nothing.... it just seems like a prime example of good advertising and marketing creating a "persona" while there is really nothing special at all about those cupcakes....nothing.....
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re: nickdanger
fried pies? nooo, those are the good memories.
or you weren't really mining the depths of what sounded good.
cupcakes - Sex and the City and Magnolia Bakery in NYC's village. same retro-aesthetic that brought back the mac'n'cheese'n'(add in expensive ingredient) and pigs in blankets (ok I still like those, but you can't get precious)
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re: DCDOLL
Try the Pie Sisters in Georgetown. They have mini-pies, apparently trying to compete with Georgetown Cupcake.
www.piesisters.com
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OK, I don't get "small plates" - anywhere. They're so popular nowadays. A small plates meal might work well if you're two really hungry people, or four people with normal appetites, so you can order one plate each plus a couple of others. But since I mostly dine by myself, two small plates is a little too much food and a lot too much expensive.
On occasions, I've inadvertently made my own "small plates" meal from a side dish and a salad or appetizer which comes out to a reasonable sized meal at a decent price. Good thing they haven't caught on to me yet. ;)
I can appreciate some variety, but for that, I go to different restaurants, or make a return visit to order something different.
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re: MikeR
Either your small plate places are not giving you proper small plate or you are not much of an eater. I plan on three small plates per person at the table.
Two people sharing a "small plate" should each get about 2-3 bites of the dish?
If I could eat two small plates - I wouldn't get it either.
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Pretty much any of the Great American Restaurant chains. I've tried Artie's, Mike's American, Sweetwater. I can't for the life of me remember anything I've ordered there. About the best I could say is that it was competently prepared and totally forgettable. I just don't undestand the lines.
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re: monkeyrotica
I think it has to do with consistently good food and service at a good price. I was at Carlyle last night for my daughter's birthday - - 4 adults, 2 kids - - 2 apps, 6 entrees, 1 bottle of wine and 1 dessert for $213 (before tip, but after tax). You can't even walk into minibar for that price as a solo diner! I realize that's an apples and oranges comparison, but I think a lot of places are just prohibitively expensive for families and/or people who like to eat out a few times a month.
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re: Bart Hound
I agree with Bart Hound's assessment. What I "don't get" about Great American Restaurants is why they don't have a good selection of wines by the glass. I would enjoy my "competently prepared" prime rib (or whatever) a whole lot more if they had something more interesting than Kendall Jackson to go with it.
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re: monkeyrotica
GAR seems to know how to train people to run restaurants, too.
Both Blue Ridge Grill in Leesburg and Brambleton, and Ford's Fish Shack in Ashburn and soon South Riding, are run by GAR alums. They even have some of the same stuff on the menu -- banana pudding, chopped salad, the green cole slaw, etc. And they are consistently packed too.
Competency and consistency and good value go a long way when people just want to get out of the house and not eat garbage!
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re: monkeyrotica
That's a good description of the GAR chain. They're solid places to go when people aren't adventurous and want to know what to expect. It works well for the Cheesecake Facotry crowd and I'd rather eat at one of the GARs than the CF.
OTOH, I don't read many reviews for them that claim to be more than that. People (and I do, too) recommend them for the right occasion/crowd. But, I've never read a stellar review and they've never been put in the same category as, say Restaurant Eve.
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re: monkeyrotica
Wow, but not that surprising, I guess. I don't mind the restaurants and given the alternatives with some of my friends, it's the best option in the areas. Where else would you go in Springfield w/ unadventurous eaters? As you're saying they're not great as much as better than the alternatives. That said, this is why I'm leery of what I read on Yelp. Cheesecake Factory in Fair Oaks, 4 1/2 stars.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-cheesecak...
I'd go to Sweetwater before that.
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re: chowser
Fortunately, I don't know any "unadventurous" eaters, but if I were stuck in Springfield with them, I'd steer them towards Delias or Hard Times I suppose. I tend to steer clear of crowded restaurants anyway. I hate having to deal with crowded parking lots, waits for tables, and noise, all of which Mike's American has in spades.
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re: chowser
Amen, the mechanics of a restaurant are important, but there is more to a restaurant than mechanics. Penn and Teller have staged some pranks that show how much the experience of dining influences the perception of the food. Very funny, but show how easy it is to fool low sophistication diners.
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re: law_doc89
That would be cruel, except the people were kind of pretentious. Brooshetta would give it away, as would "De-vohnn" clotted cream, even if you didn't eat the food. But, I wonder how many people they tried to fool to get those three who they eventually did. Who can't tell between fresh and canned tomatoes?
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re: monkeyrotica
monkey - smoke and mirrors, sometimes it is just smoke and mirrors. the sad part is you can never reveal that sleight-of-hand (unless you think they're a bunch of pretentious idiots in the first place).
law_doc - I wouldn't do it to fool people, just, I dunno, make it more special with what's available.
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re: hill food
It is their way of making a point, which their prank certainly does. I have been to some of these GAR places, and found them to be appalling. Poor quality, over cooked food with extra strong seasoning to cover the mishmash of stuff. I always get suspicious of over long menus with cuisines from everywhere,
I am not trying to knock the people who go there, but it is a shame that factory food is what passes for quality, and for about the same prices, there are truly good and interesting restaurants available. My knock is the lack of curiosity and adventure, and the unwillingness to learn. That is why, I fear, that the DC restaurants are topped by the list in the OP. It is to look at reviews on some of the other CH discussions. If you look at the reports from Paris, for instance,or New York, you will see some interesting descriptions, and more informative,
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re: law_doc89
For every good and interesting eatery, I can name you three horrible inept ones. GAR eateries are a known quantity; for the most part competent and adequate. Not every meal has to be an orgasmic adventure. Sometimes you just want a burger cooked to order or a plate of fish that doesn't come from Mrs. Paul. For their customers, GAR is good enough. Because in the land of the blind, the one eyed men are kings.
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re: monkeyrotica
Monkeyerotica, I was given a gift cert to GAR and was near Silverados so I went in and had a rib eye. The rolls were good, the service was fast and attentive, the app was good and the steak was... Well, I don't think it was a ribeye, but it was 'grilled' medium rare as ordered and it was spiced (black pepper) enough that steak sauce was superfluous. It was definitely not a Prime cut, and it might not have even been Choice, but it tasted pretty good and I would do it again. The baked potato was pretty good as well. Would I go there again before Ray's? No way. But it was a good meal at a good price. And I think that was your point.
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re: Ziv
Your steak was probably frozen and over tenderized, with poor chew quality I would bet, so probably ribeye. So why would someone go out to have food such as that.
Serious diners should know the following about restaurants:
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re: law_doc89
Lawdoc, I am from Montana and my family owns a cattle ranch, so I am familiar with overly tender and bland east coast steaks. This wasn't a bad steak, but it wasn't a very good one, either. What it was was a fair steak prepared the way GAR mandates, slightly overseasoned and piping hot. It wasn't as good as a steak at Ray's but his cuts aren't as good as you get when you butcher your own cattle, either. Ray's does a better job, has better cuts than GAR and they don't try to overpower the steak, but your Mom can still grill a better steak than Ray's can serve if she raises it herself.
Is GAR great? No. Is it bad? No. It is a niche market that makes fairly good food and serves it in a professional, friendly manner. I wouldn't go out of my way for it, but it wasn't bad, and this omnivore thinks that a decent steak is usually a better meal than some pasta or such.
And as to the chew quality, I think ribeyes tend to have more flavor than most other cuts, it may be tougher, but it is worth it.
The reason I went there is I was given a gift card, but it wasn't a bad experience. But for the money, I have other places I would go that would be better.
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re: chowser
The crab and rock shrimp fritters at Coastal Flats (and other GAR restaurants) are the kind of 'big city' food with lower prices that typify the success of GAR. If they were served at one of those hip downtown places, people would be raving about them.
Their flagship restaurant, Carlyle, went through some changes years ago and no longer produces the same kind of tremendous value they used to represent. Coastal Flats is the only one that still represents that value. Artie's in general has very good food, maybe their largest menu, but is a bit more humdrum than CF.
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re: Steve
I like Coastal Flat's shrimp with grits. I haven't had them in a few years but they were always my go-to. And, for dinner entree salads, they're probably some of the best in the area. If I were hosting CHs from another area, I wouldn't put any of the GARs on the list of "must eats." But, if I had friends visiting and they didn't particularly care about food and we wanted a solid meal, sure.
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re: hill food
Exactly. In an ideal world, all our friends and family would be CH who are up for eating at more adventurous places. IRL, some of us have to deal w/ the CF (is it fitting that Cautious Fusspots have the same initials as Cheesecake Factory) and the GAR are easy. Sometimes a meal is about people getting together and not about the food. I will say I've only had the salads and Coastal Flat's shrimp and grits there and once a year, I can deal. I could sit and roll my eyes about how unsophisticated everyone is for being happy with the food or I can go with the flow. I choose the latter.
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Mine is Freddy's Lobster and Clams in Bethesda. We have tried it three times and each time - nothing bad, but just meh. The quality of the clam bellies was great but fried food needs to be served very hot and all three times, it was lukewarm by the time it got to us. The fries were not worth eating. We tried fish & chips once, too. Just nothing to write home about. Really disappointing because we love this kind of food and were really looking forward to it being a regular go-to.
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re: Bob W
I'm pretty sure that's why Taylor stopped getting their bread from Sarcones. It was costing too much and was unreliable. Were they still doing it, I'm sure those sandwiches would cost even more by now. Anyway, the Pattison Avenue is pretty good, but I tend to stick with their fried risotto balls, which are pretty awesome.
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re: Bob W
Taylor Stopped getting their bread from Sarcones awhile ago see link - http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/bl...
My 85 yr old aunt who lives on South St swears that Pauls Pizza on 716 Sansom St is the best.
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re: Just Visiting
I think Freddy's has some really good food, but not anything that they fry. I'm fairly certain that they're just frying at too low a temperature, and then when they plate it, it's in tiny bowls that mean the stuff at the bottom steams and gets soggy and the stuff at the top cools too quickly. I also don't like their fries, but that's just not my favorite style of fries.
Their soups, burgers, lobster stuff and apps are all pretty good though, and the beer list is the best you'll get in Montgomery County.
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re: reiflame
The Post is a large part of the problem. We don't have any good variety on restaurant reviews. I have wondered sometimes if I am eating in the dame place. Tried Le Zinc after it was panned by the Post and was thrilled to find dorade on the menu, and an owner with a great sense of humor. Haven't seen it re-reviewed.
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Grapeseed in Bethesda is my biggest "come on" restaurant. I just don't get why its fans are so rabid about how great it is. For me, not so much.
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I have to say that as vegetarian diners, we really enjoy Dino because it's seasonal and the veggie options are different - he's really stepped it up when them. I'm always impressed with the vegetarian options. That's why I recommend it, personally - when my folks visit, we usually go there.
As for "come on", I'd say Georgetown Cupcake (though I do LOVE their mini cupcakes, they're great and beautiful for a party).
I also agree with Zaytinya - I've always left hungry. And it's loud.
Then again, when I go out to eat, I just look to have an enjoyable time and eat food that I'm not cooking myself - that alone is a pleasure, as someone who cooks 6 nights a week!
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re: Jeserf
I think the thing with Zatinya (and most small plates eateries in general) is that you're not supposed to leave the place full. You're supposed to much a few bites over a drink then go somewhere else and continue the munching and drinking. That said, yeah, you can easily go deaf there but, again, for a particular demographic, having to scream at your friends is all part of the "energy" and "buzz." So to that extent, I "get" it, but don't want it.
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re: Jeserf
Oh, I agree completely. If I leave hungry, either you didn't give me enough food or your food sucked so bad I can't stomach it. But Zatinya isn't geared towards me. It's geared towards people who are concerned about seeing and being seen and "buzz" and "energy;" the food is secondary if not tertiary. As for the bill, I know lots of folks who think nothing of dropping that kind of money on meals several times a week. It's just part of the lifestyle they've chosen.
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re: Jeserf
I think that was the original concept of tapas in Spain. I wouldn't say that carries through to small plates restaurants in America. I can't imagine a restaurant in DC saying "Come here, have one or two dishes and then please, take your business someplace else."
I think small plates restaurants in America are supposed to be full service, full meal restaurants now.
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re: Elyssa
Actually, I can see restaurants saying "Eat and GTFO" if you have a party of ten lingering over dessert for hours while there's a line out front. Turning tables over is key to profitability which is why small plates is so appealing: high profit margin, cured foods that just need to be sliced instead of labor-intensively prepped.
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Dino is a decent neighborhood spot; not a destination spot. I’m not sure why so many on this board steer people – tourists especially – to Dino. It’s fine for a glass of wine and a few small plates, but I’ve been underwhelmed each time I’ve eaten dinner there. Pasta dishes are always dry and heavy. I’ve had better luck with the seafood, but again, nothing that I couldn’t get anywhere else.
The service was unbelievably bad the last time I was there. We had to flag down busboys to ask for menus, drink refills, the status of our food, etc. We wanted to order another bottle of wine during dinner, but by the time our waiter managed to find our table again, we had been finished with our entrees for nearly 20 minutes.
We asked for the check then because we didn’t know when he’d be back. The food was fine, but nothing to write home about. My friends were in town from Naples and even they were commenting on the slow service. There are too many good spots in DC to keep giving this place another chance.
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re: dinwiddie
As said elsewhere, this is DC, and in DC lots of people like what they are supposed to like. Trendy. Local sourcing is the new gimmick. Wine list is big, but you are just as likely to get it served improperly. Agree that it is a good neighborhood restaurant, not a destination. The others are way past their prime. Anyone see the Chopped episode where the chef from 1789 revealed himself to be totally pompous? Face it, it is very hard to maintain the luster over time.
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In terms of my "I don't get" restaurants, the two (which I've discussed a number of times on this board) are Zaytinya and Obelisk.
Zaytinya--I've tried it a few times. I think the place is a mad house, unless you sit outside you can't hear a word from your dining companions and the food is only so-so. A number of the dishes are boring, others are just ordinary. I don't understand why there is always, without a doubt an hour wait just to get a table. Service there has always been fine, nothing spectacular. It's my least favorite out of all of Jose's restaurants.
Obelisk--I went here a few years ago for my anniversary. It was after this meal that my fiance and I both agreed that we are never again spending lots of money on a big, expensive meal for our anniversary because this was such a let down. The food was good---but not all the courses. The pasta course was extraordinary, the appetizers were fun (when we could get the waitress to explain what we were eating), and the meat dish was just eh. The big issue was the service. It is a tiny restaurant--there is absolutely no excuse for bad service (seriously---where is your focus going besides the 10 tables in the room?). Our waitress was short and a little snooty with us. We clearly were a couple that was interested in the experience, hearing about all the ingredients and taking part in the process. Instead she would drop off all the various appetizers without explaining what they are. It took awhile to get her attention to finally find out what was in front of us---and thank God we did because one of the dishes was sweet breads and I think my fiance would have passed out if he ate that! We couldn't figure out if it was our age (we were the youngest diners in there by quite a few years/decades) or an off night. My fiancee had been there once before with his Mom and remembered having a good experience. Either way I find it close to impossible to recommend this place to anyone else---especially considering the price.
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re: crackers
Part of the reason I included Obelisk in this particular thread is because the theme of this thread is places that everyone loves and you just don't "get."
Based on my experience I wouldn't return (frankly it is too expensive to try again and take that risk, plus there are so many high end spots in DC I would rather spend my money at like The Source or Equinox). It was my first time there, not my fiancee's. He is incredibly well-traveled and has dined at some of the best restaurants in the country---he wouldn't return either after our experience there.
I imagine newer reviews would be more relevant---I never expect someone to just take my word for it. But I posted my experience because of the theme of the thread.
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re: crackers
totally agree.. it is absolutely my fave in DC and it's all about the food. i've never had bad service there, but everything about it is understated..the decor, no music, size...i always figured it is to let the food really shine. The fact that he only cooks awhat he can get fresh at market that day is really important (to me anyway) and the quality of the ingredients is stellar. i am going there tomorrow night w/ a friend who has been dying to try it and i will definitely report back...i'll be completely honest too. :)
Elyssa, to explain what i meant, i guess you are right in that I Ricchi doesn't belong in the same category as most of the others (except Dino) but i wasn't really just trying to capture a particular type of restaurant just ones that i don't understand the hype over. I Ricchi seems to be getting panned now more than praised so maybe it needs to come of the "come on man' list.
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Come on Man
Dino - You go for the fantastic and exceptionally well priced wine list. The appetizers are the strength but there are some excellent things on the menu. Local sourcing whenever possible.
Citronelle- closed for the time being. The dining room was somewhat dated, but this is basically an older person's (like me) restaurant. Delicious, whimesical and very formal.
Central - good food, good service, nice vibe. Special, no, worth going to, yes.
As to the wine service at I Riccihi, I just tell the server, sommelier, whatever, that I will take care of pouring the wine after the first pour. I make it very clear that I wish to do so and do not want anyone else to do so. I never had a problem, especially after I told the manager that when he came to see how the meal was going.
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Citronelle is closed, so there's nothing to "get." I think CityZen is the opposite of a C'mon Man restaurant - it has outstanding food, beverage and service.
L'Auberge Chez Francois gets my nod in the "I Don't Get It" category.›4 Replies-
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re: pikawicca
Have you been to 1789 lately? it's one of our faves! they have a new YOUNG chef who is italian and his homemade pastas rival any in the city. i guess i just love the really good service and the food...and i love the fact that people dress for dinner there (although jackets are now just 'suggested'...boo hoo). if you haven't been in a while you might try it again...and let's not forget that free valet in Geo'town is nothing to sneeze at!
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I always enjoy my meal at Dino. I wouldn't argue it belongs at the very top level of restaurants, but he's not trying to do that, and I'd rather have a moderately priced meal that over-delivers than a very expensive meal that doesn't quite live up to expectations.
I also like CityZen, and in fact I think it probably doesn't get enough credit, but then it's not a place I can afford to eat at regularly so maybe they are not keeping up.
I agree that Central gets a little too much hype and I never really liked I Ricchi.
The place I don't particularly like that I see recommended is Vidalia. Also Bistro D'Oc and Bistro du Coin (maybe the problem is me, not the french bistros).
I tried Rogue 24 and thought it was good but did not live up to the hype, but I might give it another shot.
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I agree that I Ricchi is not very good.
Michel Richard's cooking is technically accomplished, but the food winds up covered up so much and so full of extra fat that I lose the point.
City Zen is superb food, in a weird spot. I like it a lot at the bar. Great wine list. Sommelier Andy is passionate. The food had a sophisticated simplicity that so many chef's food today lacks. I mean I can eat at City Zen for about the same as Graffitiao and less than Fiola and I much prefer the simple foods I get at City Zen.
Dino serves great food, simply. Also great cocktails, wine, cheese, interesting beers. Maybe that isn't enough for you, but we love it and eat there a lot.
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re: wineo1957
I guess i am missing something...it would absolutely be enough for me, if i'd ever had that experience!! I like their wine, and cheese and love the free bar snacks. But each time i've had 'regular food" there i have been disappointed. We have eaten at the bar and at regular tables and it's always been the same...just something lacking. Then again it's always been on the weekend...maybe i need to try it when it's less busy. Everyone who loves it can't be wrong...and as far as CityZen maybe we will try the bar, thank you for that suggestion. We've been twice and both times, the best part of the meal was dessert (and of course the box of rolls).
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re: DCDOLL
Box of rolls at Central? Have they changed their bread? (which I have raved about on another thread)
When I have gone it has been absolutely fantastic sliced bread that I assume they make in house.
I think some people have too high an expectation from Central . . . .expecting Citronelle at 1/3 the price. I frankly think Central hits all of the right notes for its price point and target market.
I don't expect a transcendent meal (except for the faux gras) but I expect a perfectly executed "French" meal at a decent price with a fine wine list and good service. . . .and I always get it.
And then the faux gras causes a gout attack and I limp around for week.
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I've only been to Dino and Central, and while I think neither are great, I think they are both good, but I think Central tends to be more over-hyped (probably mostly due to Michel Richard). I think Dino is good, solid Italian food at reasonable prices with good service, but I do think it tends to be over-recommended on here. Not that it doesn't deserve to be recommended, but I wouldn't necessarily rate it as a "great" or "excellent". But there are a lot of mediocre, over-priced restaurants in DC, so I am always happy to see a good restaurant with moderate prices and good service.








