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What are you serving election night?

MazDee Oct 23, 2012 06:17 PM

I just looked through the "swing state" thread, but I don't think we want to be limited that way. Snacky foods, easy to eat, and of course All American. This party will be held in México for some expats who vote absentee. This is not the night for tacos! Ideas appreciated.

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  1. porker RE: MazDee Oct 23, 2012 06:31 PM


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      roxlet RE: porker Oct 23, 2012 06:51 PM

      Oooh. You beat me to it!!

      But you're on shaky ground, porker!! :)

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        sparky403 RE: porker Oct 24, 2012 04:26 AM

        devils on horseback - it's english... but I think it works for this..

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          sunshine842 RE: porker Nov 2, 2012 03:20 PM

          and don't forget the humble pie for dessert.

        2. sal_acid RE: MazDee Oct 23, 2012 06:34 PM


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            estone888 RE: sal_acid Oct 23, 2012 06:37 PM

            Second pork. What could possibly be more essential to politics.

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              porker RE: estone888 Oct 23, 2012 07:11 PM

              Maybe donkey....elephant is hard to get, plus difficult to fit in trunk.

          2. sal_acid RE: MazDee Oct 23, 2012 07:38 PM

            Hot dogs and apple pie.

            1. greygarious RE: MazDee Oct 23, 2012 10:02 PM

              Bologna. Okay, class it up and make pasta with Bolognese sauce. Choice of pasta shape includes RIG(ged)atoni, corkscrew, any hollow shape, orecchiete (ears), wheels (as in greasing the).

              1. eight_inch_pestle RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 12:28 AM

                Are the attendees liberal, conservative, or mixed?

                1. algct RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 06:05 AM

                  Humble Pie

                  If Romney wins - treacle (read Oliver Twist)
                  - 2nd course chicken (big bird, of course!)
                  If Lyndon LaRouche wins - hemlock
                  If Obama wins - fatback
                  If Mrs Obama wins - garden salad

                  If Harold Stassen wins - cotton candy

                  1. monavano RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 06:11 AM

                    Red and blue Jello (shots?)
                    Senate Bean Soup

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                      Crockett67 RE: monavano Nov 2, 2012 03:25 PM

                      +1 Winner winner chicken dinner!
                      I but make the shots strong... Did I mention I'm in that State that is apparently the only state that matters. Please god just let this end!

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                        jw615 RE: Crockett67 Nov 3, 2012 12:46 PM

                        Same here...I don't know if I'm going to make it until Tuesday.

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                      MonMauler RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 07:03 AM

                      A political junkie friend of mine is coming over on election night, and she asked me this very question last evening. I said, "I don't know. I do know I'm getting smashed."

                      Accordingly, the only things I have on the menu at the moment consist of:
                      A few cases of beer:
                      Brew Free or Die IPA - by 21st Amendment Brewery. A very, very good beer.

                      Ale to the Chief - by Avery, one of my favorite craft breweries, and a very good beer, as well.

                      Yeungling Lager - America's oldest brewery. Plus, they have the badass eagle on the label.

                      A couple bottles of bourbon:
                      Red State Bourbon - a promotional offering from Heaven Hill. They also have a Blue State Bourbon. Surprisingly, the Red State and Blue State bourbons are not just differentiated by their bottles; the whiskeys are noticeably different, as well.

                      Eagle Rare - by Buffalo Trace. A very good bourbon for the price point. Plus, there's the eagle.

                      Woodford Reserve - the oldest of the Kentucky bourbons, and one of my favorites.

                      Right now, that's all I got. I was trying to think of quintessential American foods to go along with this sloshfest, but I'm not coming up with much. I'm hosting a fairly large party the prior Sunday, and I'll have to work election day, so I'm not sure how much prep I'll be willing and able to do on the food front.

                      Right now, these are my considerations: Buffalo Wings, Philly Cheesesteaks, cheeseburgers, hot dogs, and potato chips. All of this seems pretty low-brow, which I guess fits the general tenor of the campaigns, and is certainly appropriate for the level of drunkeness that will prevail, but I was trying to come up with something a little more refined. Still thinking on it...

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                        tonifi RE: MonMauler Oct 24, 2012 07:32 AM

                        Screw my menu. I'm going to MonMauler's house.

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                          linguafood RE: tonifi Oct 24, 2012 09:17 AM


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                            MonMauler RE: linguafood Oct 25, 2012 08:23 AM

                            Good. Lingua, both you and tonifi are welcome to join. I have way too much booze for a party of 2. Bring your friends. I can always get other politically-appropriate alcohol if needed. Those were just my first choices. Still struggling on what to serve, though. If I do end up making it more of a party, though, my original thoughts of wings and chips will certainly be appropriate for a crowd.

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                              linguafood RE: MonMauler Oct 25, 2012 08:26 AM

                              I'll bring brownies '-)

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                            perk RE: tonifi Oct 25, 2012 08:24 AM

                            Ditto deux.
                            Does that mean I voted twice?

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                              MonMauler RE: perk Oct 25, 2012 08:31 AM

                              Now this party is getting going. I'll try to find a bottle of Blue State Bourbon to complement my Red State Bourbon, and all of the attendees will be welcome to "vote" as often as they like. Vote early, vote often!

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                              Crockett67 RE: tonifi Nov 2, 2012 03:26 PM

                              Me too!

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                            rockycat RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 07:13 AM

                            Alka-Seltzer, Pepto Bismol, and Pepcid. No matter who wins, we're going to need it.

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                              rasputina RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 07:53 AM

                              hopefully champagne.

                              1. mcf RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 08:03 AM

                                The campaign of my candidate, on the phones til it's over!

                                1. boredough RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 08:55 AM

                                  Finish off with Just Desserts (I know it's really 'just deserts' but still....)

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                                    HillJ RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 09:41 AM

                                    Other than sympathy...politics in our home means ice cream sundae bar....forget the rest of the menu.

                                    1. monavano RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 12:12 PM

                                      I seriously think I might serve Suppli al Telefono to celebrate NO MORE ROBOCALLS!

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                                        rockycat RE: monavano Oct 24, 2012 03:35 PM


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                                          roxlet RE: monavano Oct 24, 2012 05:41 PM

                                          You must be in a swing state. In NY, we haven't had a single one, so suppli al telefono might not work here.

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                                            JudiAU RE: roxlet Oct 24, 2012 07:47 PM

                                            You must have done something to give them hope. I vote in every election, for the same party, every time, and I never ever calls.

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                                              monavano RE: roxlet Oct 25, 2012 08:17 AM

                                              Yes, I am ;-(
                                              We're getting about a half dozen a day.

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                                                miss louella RE: monavano Nov 2, 2012 03:08 PM

                                                If you don't want calls, re-register and don't include your phone number. It's not mandatory but most people fill it in anyway. Suckaaaaahs.

                                                To put some food in here, I say comfort food is in order... Well I always say that, lol. But now that I think about it, the Yankee Doodle song has him sticking a feather in his hat and calling it macaroni (which of course I do not understand)... But it does seem like at least a tenuous connection to mac and cheese for dinner on election night...

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                                                  sunshine842 RE: miss louella Nov 2, 2012 03:22 PM

                                                  "macaroni" was a phrase from the Revolutionary period that basically meant "dressed to the nines" or "lookin' sharp"

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                                                    miss louella RE: sunshine842 Nov 2, 2012 03:23 PM

                                                    Very interesting! Being me, I'd still use it as an excuse for mac&cheese. ;-)

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                                                    porker RE: miss louella Nov 2, 2012 06:22 PM

                                                    like "bee-bop a-loo-bop" makes anymore sense...
                                                    we always sang "stuck a feather in his ass and called it magarooni" - not much sense either, but it made us giggle.

                                            2. MGZ RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 12:20 PM

                                              Primarily tequila. No matter what, very little overall good can come of the night and at least that way I can have a chance go to sleep happy.

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                                                Lenox637 RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 07:01 PM

                                                Chicken and Waffles.....

                                                1. Veggo RE: MazDee Oct 24, 2012 07:24 PM

                                                  Arroz con pollo and tears, for my working man's friend Obrador losing to Nieto.

                                                  Or do you mean the pequeno election coming up on this side of the river?

                                                  1. blue room RE: MazDee Oct 25, 2012 09:47 AM

                                                    This past summer I learned to make homemade pasta, hence homemade ravioli. With wonderful tomato basil garlic sauce (flash fresh frozen from summer) it can be both comforting *or* celebratory, depending...

                                                    After 9 or 10 p.m. food will probably give way to drink (also comforting/celebratory.)

                                                    Haha in other words, whatever gets you through the night.

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                                                      ellabee RE: MazDee Oct 25, 2012 11:10 AM

                                                      Stiff drinks.

                                                      1. todao RE: MazDee Oct 25, 2012 02:36 PM

                                                        Meat loaf
                                                        Mashed potatoes and gravy (or mashed potatoes and chili) [diner's choice]
                                                        Pumpkin pie
                                                        Naan with peanut butter and honey
                                                        Naan with Nutella

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                                                          Querencia RE: MazDee Oct 25, 2012 08:48 PM

                                                          Depends on who wins. Possibly quite a lot of strong drink.

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                                                            ola RE: MazDee Nov 2, 2012 12:09 PM

                                                            We're having:
                                                            Blue Hawaiians
                                                            chicken with barak-berry glaze
                                                            sesame (street)noodles
                                                            barack-olli salad
                                                            corn (four more ears)
                                                            Obama Care-ot Cake and a cup of Joe

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                                                              Aravisea RE: ola Nov 2, 2012 01:57 PM


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                                                              melvin RE: MazDee Nov 2, 2012 04:18 PM

                                                              Jack Daniels with Thorazine.
                                                              "I'm tired of Bronco Bama and Mitt Romney."

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                                                                sunshine842 RE: melvin Nov 3, 2012 12:48 AM

                                                                complete with tears and little hiccups. (bless her little white socks)

                                                              2. linguafood RE: MazDee Nov 6, 2012 09:27 PM

                                                                HAPPINESS AND SUNSHINE is what we are serving.

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