The Top 5 Things Restaurants Should Never Serve Again
Favorite line..."Truffle oil is the fake boobs of food"
Wonderfully written, funny article; the Truffle Oil line is great, though I do kind of like lobster in Mac and Cheese occasionally.
Reminds me of one of the worst things I had at a JG restaurant. Mashed potatoes with truffle oil. Violates 2 rules in one dish. Ugh.
My favorite line: "the good ole days when we didn't need fake fungus to make us feel fancy". :)