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madeliner Sep 26, 2012 09:21 PM

I figured I would throw this up here since I don't see it here yet :)

"Paula Deen’s cooking isn’t just full of butter — it’s also mighty salty!

The queen of Southern cuisine curses up a cordon bleu streak in a “blooper reel” — dropping the swear words “motherf--kers” and “shee--t” as often as she drops lard and bacon grease in her frying pan.

In another part of the video — which consists of outtakes and bloopers from her show — Deen fumbles around the kitchen to the sound of someone passing gas.

She even pretends to perform a sex act on a chocolate eclair shortly before declaring, “My ass ain’t pretty no more!” "

video at:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ma...

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    mojoeater Sep 26, 2012 09:31 PM

    I might like her more now...

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      sunshine842 Sep 26, 2012 11:13 PM

      me, too -- somehow I figured she was a closet pottymouth.

      Also confirms my suspicions that once in a while they taste a recipe and think WTF?

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        EWSflash Sep 29, 2012 04:50 PM

        Me too-

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      nikkib99 Sep 26, 2012 11:24 PM

      Even before seeing this, I always thought Paula Deen was a filthy beast. And not in a bad way at all - I would have been shocked if she used words like drat and aw shucks!

      A woman who boils water starting with a stick of butter has no business sounding like a church lady.

      Come on, Paula. Tell those muthaphuckas how it really is. :)

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        madeliner Sep 27, 2012 11:05 PM

        I am embarrassed for her

        i know this schtick is the nature of being in the 'industry' - been there done that

        but deen and bourdain-style (or no style) over substance?

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          sunshine842 Sep 27, 2012 11:23 PM

          wait a minute -- "someone who has never cooked something" -- you do realize that both Bourdain and Deen own restaurants that they started from scratch by themselves, right? Both are professional chefs in their own right who have fed thousands of people -- so yes, they've cooked at least something (or 2 things). They both published books long before either of them had a television show, too.

          Take them to task for other things -- but you really can't bust their chops for not having done their time in a professional kitchen.

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            madeliner Sep 28, 2012 12:05 AM

            I am not busting either of their chops-I dont care ttytt-

            yes Paula has paid her dues

            but I would still call BS on bourdain

            have you ever seen him cook anything on tv or you tube?

            I never have

            if you have please let me know then I'll admit I am wrong

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              Lillipop Sep 28, 2012 12:15 AM

              You can see A B cook on Netflix on an episode in his old restaurant and an episode in New Zealand with wild boar and pavlova:)

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                madeliner Sep 28, 2012 12:26 AM

                did it look good after it was done? I will look for it online

                ty lillipop!

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                  Lillipop Sep 28, 2012 01:17 AM

                  I think AB butchered the boar for the rack they stuffed and cooked. It was a simple "home cook" dish.The pavlova required much more fine motor skills and expertise I believe Tony whipped the egg whites by hand and the pavlova looked scrumptious. The boar looked ok if you like to eat wild game.All the Kiwi's dining with him looked happy and it seemed as if the food tasted great to them. When he "cooked" in his "restaurant" kitchen (from back in the day) he WAS hopelessly LOST in that manic environment because he has been gone too long and his skills though intact are a bit slower from lack of performance. My impression from the Kiwi show is that he can cook his butt off when he wants to.

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                cowboyardee Sep 28, 2012 02:45 AM

                Whether or not you've seen him cook, he was a working chef in NYC for something like 25 years. He was never a renowned master like Thomas Keller or anything, but dude knows his food.

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                  LindaWhit Sep 28, 2012 06:01 AM

                  And he went back to the line at Les Halles with Chef Eric Ripert to work a lunch/dinner double within the last few years. That was one of the best No Reservations shows. :-)

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsydiE...

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                  linus Sep 28, 2012 05:49 AM

                  yes, i have seen him cook on t.v. (on the 'no reservations' television program) and on youtube (on eric ripert's show there).
                  i accept your admittance.

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                    pamf Sep 28, 2012 09:25 AM

                    My favorite is Bourdain's Provence episode. He stays with a family and they show him all of their traditional dishes. At the end of his visit he offers to prepare a meal for them. He visits all the local purveyors, vegetable market, butcher, cheese shop, bakery to assemble the ingredients for his meal. Which he then prepares and serves the family and their friends.

                    Everyone was polite and seemed to enjoy their meal, but they gave him a lot of friendly criticism. His take on ratatouille, IIRC, was not at all on the mark.

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                      nikkib99 Sep 28, 2012 10:25 AM

                      Cook or chef, Bourdain has always cooked. I may be wrong, but I don't think he's ever had a job besides that of a cook/chef. His experience began in a kitchen back in his late teens.

                      What derailed his career was his drug and alcohol abuse - not that uncommon in the restaurant industry.

                3. BiscuitBoy Sep 28, 2012 09:39 AM

                  R - rated? I was hoping for a boob flash. Kind of clever on Paula's part, she didn't want any part of the blooper reel, so just make it something the goody-little-house-on-the prarie crowd wouldn't like. As an adult, I found it amusing (what I saw if it anyway). And what about that hack sandra lee's out takes?

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                    LindaWhit Sep 28, 2012 09:43 AM

                    Shamdra Lee has outtakes? Oh wait. You're talking about her entire show. Got it.

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                      BiscuitBoy Sep 28, 2012 10:54 AM

                      ! ! !

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                        kattyeyes Sep 28, 2012 11:18 AM

                        http://eater.com/archives/2011/08/22/...

                        I think the best part in the clip above is when she says, "F*** me." I've never heard anyone else say it any differently than they might say "F*** you!", but when she says it, it sounds like a request. HA HA HA. And know what? I actually think more of Sandra for being a real person, one who among friends would talk JUST LIKE THAT. It was funny! And it's real. Now, her semihomemade creations, OTOH...

                        Don't say I never gave you anything, Linda! ;)

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                          drongo Sep 28, 2012 04:00 PM

                          I laughed when she says "I'm semi-homemade" and grasps her breasts... I guess they're 70% store-bought and 30% natural, just like the rest of her recipes. (Please, nobody take offense without watching the video to see what I mean.)

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                            kattyeyes Sep 28, 2012 04:13 PM

                            :) HA HA!

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                        sunshine842 Sep 28, 2012 10:16 AM

                        Sandra still drives me bonkers, but there was a short YouTube video where she drops a few blue words.

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                        mpjmph Sep 28, 2012 10:07 AM

                        Have you seen the Paula Deen in France special? There is a great scene where she is talking to a vendor selling roast chicken. She speaks no French, he speaks no English, yet they managed a wonderful/hilarious conversation about plump (chicken) breasts...

                        1. EWSflash Sep 29, 2012 04:52 PM

                          Is there any way to watch the outtakes without the curse words bleeped out or the NY Post's overdub? I'd like to see the thing RAW.

                          1. Tripeler Sep 30, 2012 01:00 AM

                            I'd like to see a pro-wrestling match between Paula Deen and Ann Coulter.

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                              sunshine842 Sep 30, 2012 05:28 AM

                              My money's on Paula.

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                                Tripeler Sep 30, 2012 07:16 AM

                                Mine would be, too, except I am not entirely sure that Ann Coulter isn't really a man.

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                                drongo Sep 30, 2012 02:46 PM

                                Paula Deen and Ann Coulter.... too much mixing of genres for me!

                                If it's pro-wrestling between TV chefs, I'll back Robert Irvine... who would have a chance against him?

                              3. Uncle Bob Sep 30, 2012 01:56 PM

                                As a Southerner, Paula Deen is a total obnoxious embarrassment to me! ~ Trailer Trash, Truck Stop Queen and a few others come to mind ~~ I don't find her diarrhea-of-the-mouth amusing at all. ~~ Bless her heart!

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