I'm wondering if anyone else likes or has a humorous recipe. I'll start. This is adapted from a recipe I saw in a humor book published in the 1920's. Sorry, I cannot remember the title, but I will always remember this recipe.
Take one sweet black overripe banana.
Make a slit in the outer tubing.
Gut the banana.
Stuff with steel wool, sew up tightly and serve scar downwards.
There are some out there that weren't *meant* to be funny, but...
These first ones are mostly just unfortunately photographed, but some are horrifying in other ways (Crusty Salmon Shortcakes, anyone?)
Then there's these--as one of them says, "the weirdest food people actually eat!"
Reminds me of a turkey stuffing recipe from my grandmother's recipe box. I was copying it down, not reading ahead.
It calls for one turkey, cleaned and washed
1 lb popcorn
Put popcorn in the cavity of the bird, put it in the oven.....
When it blow the a$$ off the turkey, it's done.