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Jul 30, 2012 05:26 AM

Dramatic readings of Yelp reviews

For a laugh, or just to put everything into perspective ...

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  1. Pretty funny.

    First of all, what does the restaurant have to do to get more than 1 star. Liked the crab cakes and still pans it??

    We need Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winfield to do one.


    1. I *LOVE* this! I really hope they do more of them.

      I'd love to see Steve Buscemi as Nucky Thompson or Kathy Bates as her character in "Misery" do a reading.

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      1. re: LindaWhit

        I like Buscemi as Garland Greene in Con Air.

        Dennis Leary should do one too. Just being himself of course.


        1. re: Davwud

          Ooh - better character for Buscemi to use, and yes, Denis Leary would be great! That would *SO* be a "NSFW" video, however. ;-)

          1. re: LindaWhit

            Actually, I can't believe no one said Hannibal Lechter.


        2. I want to see dramatic readings of Chowhound posts and follow-up threads.

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            1. re: Miss Needle

              And I nominate Miss Needle to do it!

              1. re: ipsedixit

                Luckily Joe H has emphasized certain words in all caps -- less room for misinterpretation. I hope I can do the role justice!

          1. I can see restaurants hiring actors to read the good Yelp reviews in their commercials.

            1. Hilarious!

              The link to a restaurant's response (also from is posted below: