I need a crab boil, help!
Try pickling spice. it's what the industry uses to impress the swells. Or there is something called Seafood Boil. How about Bay leaf, Black pepper, Whole red pepper,Mustard seed, Whole allspice,Cinnamon stick,Wait a moment aren't those the ingredients of pickling spice. Be daring, use Paprika or smoked paprika or hot smoked paprika. Gosh, there's something called Garlic. Your just boiling crap aren't you? Just add aromatics. It"s not rocket science. Just smile knowingly when the schmucks ask you what you did. Odds are they will brag to all their friends about how they were a genius to attend you boil. Have Fun.