I have never, ever, had a bad meal at ____________and I have eaten there over a dozen times!
I have never, ever, had a bad meal at the Original Pancake House and I have eaten there over a dozen times. Seriously, I have been going there for years and have eaten my way through at least 1/2 to 3/4's of the menu and it is awesome. The food is good, the service is good, the value is good. They know what they are doing!
So, the rules are simple:
1. You have never, ever had a bad meal there...and
2. You have eaten at this place over a dozen times. (and...RECENTLY)
No, I had a good dish there, or this place used to be great, or it's usually pretty decent, or historically it has been good but I haven't been there in a while, or my friend likes it...
OK, everyone, here we go...
I have never, ever had a bad meal at ______________ and I have eaten there over a dozen times!