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Apr 9, 2012 01:00 PM

Food Network Does It Again

A new low. Who would have thought to put mustard on a ham sandwich?

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  1. I'm a mustard on ham sandwich type of guy, but the recipe being the "Ultimate" is pure hyperbole which usually implies a joke. However, FN is probably serious the "recipe" being the "Ultimate Ham Sandwich."

    1. I think the mustard is fine. The pickle is disturbing though.

      1. I personally am stoked that I have this fine, fine recipe. I never knew how to make a ham sandwich. Thanks, FN...
        Now, if I could just find a recipe for ice....

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        1. re: freia

          hahahahhaahahahahaha........freia.............. > you're hysterical.
          let me help you any time you need it, I'll help you all you need with the daunting task of making ice....ahahahahh

              1. re: BabsW

                Or for more advanced cooks (or high school science students)

                or if you are into molecular gastronomy

                1. re: paulj

                  Now I want to grow a block of perfectly clear ice!

                2. re: BabsW

                  LOLOLOL I love the comments!

                  1. re: freia

                    The comments are always the best part. :)

              2. This recipe is useless. How the f*ck do I make ham?

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                1. re: kurtt

                  LOLOLOL cant...stop...laughing...:)

                  1. re: kurtt

                    Well,,, surely we need to get Americas Test Kitchen involved here, and have them figure out the the best bread, ham, cheese and even mustard to use!

                    1. re: Spelunk

                      Hey, we could get into some passionate arguments about any of those points!

                    2. re: kurtt

                      Serioulsy busted out laughing at work...Thanks, kurtt!

                    3. wait, so the meat and cheese goes BETWEEN the bread slices?

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                      1. re: hill food

                        ultimate low carb ham sandwich--one slice bread between slices of ham and cheese!