What non-food/non-traditional food items did you eat as a kid?
I enjoyed a good Crayola crayon once in a while. My mother always told me I wanted dog food when we went down the pet food aisle in the supermarket. We didn't have a dog...or any pets. A friend of mine munched on sticks of butter now and then; sometimes dipped in cigarette ashes from a nearby ashtray. You?
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In the category of Tums, etc....any Italian Americans (in particular) out there who remember Brioschi? Little effervescent pellets in a blue glass jar? They were an Alka-Seltzer type product with a salty, lemony taste, and in the summertime, I sometimes would sneak a spoonful as a soda substitute.
I was only allowed one, 8oz cup of soda per week by my Mom, God bless her for caring.
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re: fldhkybnva
Yeah they're still not bad. Sort of like those Necco candies.
I have a hard time swallowing pills so I get my calcium and vitamin D from these chocolate chew things. I could eat like 10 of them... same for my multi vitamins, they're gummy chews just like gummy bears. Dangerous!
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re: ItalianNana
When I saw the title to this thread, I immediately thought of the white paste in elementary school. I knew I wasn't "the only one." Besides your "school mates," I think there is one other paste-eater on the board so far.
I saw a couple of my other favorites along the way: another vote here for honey suckle.
In the smells-only category, I am glad I have finally heard of someone else who just really loved the smell of diesel from the city buses!
And I ate my share of Milk Bone dog biscuits, more just to be silly than because I really enjoyed them.So, our childhood make-shift foods are long past, and I was thinking of real adult choices we studied in history- the soliders and sailors who ran out of food and turned to eating shoe leather, etc. The threads of Chowhound remind me that adults in this day and age eat pretty well.
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I used to eat all the Vicks Vapo-Rub. I loved the stuff. My brother ate Milk-Bones for years.
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re: meatn3
It was the smell! I loved it, but now that I think of it, it's basically Vaseline with eucalyptus. I ate it straight out of the jar with my finger.
It's funny, I went to see my 2-year-old niece this weekend, and after her bath, when I was looking in the bathroom closet for lotion, she started looking for 'her Vicks'. Needless to say, I didn't give it to her, mean auntie that I am. :)
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I kept it to the standard stuff, but my little brother, who thankfully outgrew his "complete moron" phase ate everything. His biggest hit was drinking and entire bottle of cheap cologne my dad was given as a gift. He came to me and was all worried that my dad would be mad that he drank that special juice. A panicked run to the hospital followed, and he was fine, but the smell lingered on him for several days.
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re: pine time
Probably at some point. We were lucky that he 'fessed up to me right away so I could start screaming for my mom. She did something that made him vomit, and everything after that happened at lightening speed.
That kid was in the ER so much that my parents were actually worried that CPS would turn up, haha! Oddly enough he's now shining star in the crew.
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funny how this thread has regenerated after nearly a year. must be a spring thing.
We didn't have honeysuckle where I grew up, at least it wasn't common, but we did have periwinkle (vinca minor) and we used to pluck the flowers and suck the nectar from the narrow end. We also used to chew on various grasses and some mysterious plant we thought was wild licorice, but wasn't even related. No idea what it was, but no one died. We also thought Pampas Grass was wild sugar cane and tried chewing on it, but it wasn't sweet and getting to the stalk of the seed plume usually resulted in some cuts from the razor sharp edges of the leaves.
I once had an uncle who decided that slugs were just snails without shells. He was never able to convince us to catch them for him. Don't know if he ate any or not.
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Asbestos. Yes, in my grade school in the '50's, we were given asbestos clay to make ashtrays (this is WAY back in the dark unenlightened ages, folks!). They were to be a gift for parents for Christmas or Father's Day, as I recall.
And, as with all other items named above given to school kids, like crayons and paste and fingerpaint, we had a taste. I think I remember liking it: cool, grey, earthy. It sort of seemed like the thing to do at the time...
As I am well past middle-age now and have not come down with abestosis or any of its horrible kin, I guess I dodged that bullet.
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This is too funny. At first I was ready to answer tongue sandwiches or veal kidneys---then I realized it reallyWAS non -food items so here goes.
When I was a little, little kid, I secretly ate..........pieces of...
PLAY DOH! It was soft and salty--just like a Philly Pretzel..and the aroma! Oh dear lord--why can't Momofuku Milk Bar's Christina Tosi come up with a Play Doh cookie. I would have a steady supply!›2 Replies -
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I still eat the unpopped kernels from a bag of popcorn. Very crunchy, and good too, if they are a little overcooked.
As a kid I ate a worm (once) and would eat onion grass from the yards on the way to grade school. As an adult, I once ate a piece of dirt because it was shaped like a perfect pie slice (I dunno why - to impress my new wife?). Bad move. Don't eat dirt, especially without water nearby.
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I used to suck and chew on the headboard of my bunk bed, kind of the way a horse does in its stall. Causing the same kind of divot.
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re: ratgirlagogo
I totally did that as a kid. I also bit the dashboard of my dad's jeep.
Both had teethmarks... my childhood furniture still has teethmarks in it. The jeep is long gone, but he drove it around with teethmarks in the dashboard for years.
I was probably, I don't know, somewhere between 5 and 9.
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re: IndyGirl
I would say between five and nine would be my chawing years as well - although to be honest I don't quite remember. Nine might be a little old and I'd bet I started the chewing a little younger, but there you go. At least I didn't chew the rest of the household furniture. Or my books, like my little brother did.
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When I was young, we had a wild cherry tree in our front yard. I am probably the only person on CH who has eaten actual American wild cherries. They are tart, skin and seed. We ate them with abandon, and I don't know why we did. My dad cut the tree down and planted a sweet gum I believe. He also cut down a persimmon tree. I never had the urge to eat persimmons, although I understand they are palatable after a first freeze.
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re: sueatmo
Hachiya persimmons (soft pulp) are delicious after a freeze. You do need to peel them, or at least spoon the pulp out of the peel, as it is very astringent. Fuyu persimmons, the crisp kind, are better, IMO--the peel is very stiff, but is edible and probably gives you quite a bit of fiber. I buy these by the case from Asian markets when they are in season (winter).
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I enjoyed chewing wax, weird as that is. But the best is darling baby sister, who is famous family-wide for eating an entire patchwork blanket over the course of a year. She dragged her blankie around on her shoulder, and chewed on the end of it and because it was flannel it eventually tore, and she'd chew the piece. Then she'd get going on the next piece. It took her awhile, but it got smaller and smaller and smaller until she was walking around with the equivalent of a hankie on her shoulder, and she ate that too.
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re: ttoommyy
Great question, ttoommyy. As far as the wax, I had candles in my room, so that wasn't a problem and they never knew. But the blankie is another story. I suppose my mom felt she couldn't take blankie away, because it was a security blankie as well as a snack. She was subtle with it, and babyish, and that's why she got away with it, no doubt. :)
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re: ttoommyy
The real question is: where were our parents???? They did not hover like they do now. They did not accompany us to travel sports away games because these activities did not exist. They let us play outside for hours because it was another era and for the most part; safer.
And that is why my parents never knew that I used to pry flattened gum off of the sidewalk and chew it.
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re: mamachef
The blankie story reminds me of an excellent Stephen King short story. A doctor was flying a small plane over the Pacific and crashed on a desert island. On the plane were pharmaceuticals. He had broken legs. Could not move. No food. Began to take the drugs for pain. After a while, took a bite of his toe. More drugs. Another toe. More drugs. And more flesh....... Great story. Exceptionally well told and horrifying.
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I confess after many years of soul searching that I ate the cupcake paper. First I would scrape off the excess crumbs with my teeth and then I would lick the paper clean and then one day the inevitable happened. I ate the paper. As a respectable adult I have to remind myself not to do do this........but it's hard. I have issues.
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re: violin
In psych nomenclature (I'm in the biz), it's called trichophagia and not all that uncommon. Can result in hairballs (just like your cat), called bezoar. There's a related disorder called trichotillomania, compulsive pulling out of clumps of hair. And there's your useless bit of trivia for today.
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Daisies. I'd bite off the yellow part. It was sweet.
I also always was very tempted to pluck a lot of fantastically green, juicy looking grass near our house and making my mom toss it with her wonderful salad dressing. I always said I'd eat damn near anything with that salad dressing.
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Playdough and paste. That paste smelled really good. It didn't taste that great, but for some reason, kids seem to crave it. My daughter, now 16, remembers being told by her kindergarten teacher not to lick the scented markers, something she had no intention of doing until the teacher mentioned it. Then, of course, she and the rest of the class had to try them.
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re: verysimple
Your mention of cat biscuits reminded me of a funny story of a friend who ate dog biscuits. We were waiting to check in at a hotel and there was a bowl of treats on the desk, so for the 15 minutes or so while I was checking in he decided to have a snack. As we walked away he happened to mention "these are really good." The bellhop gracefully informed him that they were dog treats. I guess it's a very dog-friendly hotel and only provide snacks for canines. I can't remember if they were shaped like a dog bone or not though I imagine not since I think that would have clued him in or else he was just really hungry. Also, there was no sign which I find interesting. We have returned to the same hotel many times and he is now known as the "dog biscuit guy."
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my dad had a farm and as a kid I liked to nibble on the chicken and cow grain. chicken grain only when I was really little as it was just re-constituted pellets, the cow's grain was sticky and had corn in it. I'm not sure how it compares to modern cow feed.
I also liked raw pasta, as does my 3yo today.
there's a story about me climbing onto the table and eating a stick of butter, but i also remember being really averse to meat fat, something that has changed. -
My brother ate paper.
It started when he didn't want to share his fortune from a fortune cookie at dinner, so he ate it. After that he started nibbling on notebook paper, comic books and news print. He didn't like slick paper like gift wrap.
My mother was concerned. My father said if the habit grew to include chewing on the furniture then there would be cause for worry. My sisters and I hoped perhaps he would turn into a beaver.
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Play doh of course. And I think one of my little preschool friends may have actually had pica. She ate rocks all the time. But she was very discerning. She preferred smooth ones with stripes.
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re: silvergirl
"And I think one of my little preschool friends may have actually had pica. She ate rocks all the time. But she was very discerning. She preferred smooth ones with stripes."
Hahahah! Not the pica part, the "But she was very discerning. She preferred smooth ones with stripes" part.
I'm glad I started this thread. I'm getting lots of laughs and good memories from it.
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re: silvergirl
I definitely ate play doh. The mother of one of my friends once made play doh from scratch. It was even better tasting than the commercial stuff.
I chewed on pencils and their little erasers, but I'm not sure I actually ate them. As a nail biter, I'm sure I ate a lot of those nail bits. No toenails, though.
I wonder if the menstrual blood and feces eater suffers from some major mineral deficiencies that cause her to crave those two items. The smell and sight would turn me off no matter how hungry I was.
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Candles, particularly delicious on one's own birthday. Iced, naturally-I'm not some kind of freak.
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re: cleobeach
Well, I also ate the lips and the soda bottles. But that is because they were advertised as candy. As children how were we to know that although they are safe to eat, that we weren't really suppose to eat them? Like those candy dots on paper. It got pretty hard to avoid eating the paper.
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re: Brianne920
When I was a kid (many moons ago), nothing was better than tiny bites of Bazooka bubble gum, eating till it was all gone. Come to think of it, at that time, I also liked to put an Alka Selzter on my tongue an enjoy the fizz (had to hide from Mom, of course), as well as eating raw oatmeal (still have a spoonful of the raw oatmeal, oh so many decades later).
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re: ttoommyy
The gum. My mother told us, when we were younger, that if we swallowed gum, it would stay in our stomach and grow into a big ball and we would have to to to the hospital, have our belly cut opened and stitched back up--all because we swallowed Bazooka. I've never, ever swallowed gum. Wax lips--yes. Those orange wax halloween harmonicas or flutes or whatever they were? yes. Those disgusting soda bottles with the liquid gunk. yes. Wax mustaches. yes. But gum. Never!
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I was a big eater of plants. My mom taught me to suck the honey out of a honeysuckle flower. I also chewed on sour grass. And I ate each part of the begonia flowers seperately. I have a friend who liked to eat butter as a child. I wasn't into paste or crayons, but I certainly knew other kids who were. Our paste tasted (and smelled) vaguely minty.
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re: Kathleen M
I also did the honeysuckle, sour grass, and other plants. I tried eating plastic untensils after a trip to the Guiness Book of World Records Museum. There was an exhibit on the person who ate the most nonfood (the prop. plane? truly impressed me) and I wanted to give it a go. I would also chew on rubber bands. And suck on pebbles/buttons because I read that they kept your mouth moist.
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Toothpaste. My parents were very stingy with the candy so this was the closest thing.
I grew up in the era of butter is bad. So I munched on sticks of Parkay.
I know somebody (adult) who eats pretty gross things. But at the risk of offending some of the more delicate posters, I'll refrain from posting.
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re: ttoommyy
OK, don't say that I didn't warn you. I've already been chastised by some of you in the past for making them lose their appetite. If you don't want to read it, just skip it.
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xThis person likes to eat her toenails, feces and her menstrual blood. When she told me I was shocked. Her response was, "What's the big deal? It comes from my body." I guess I can understand that in some way as I'm a pro on the whole placenta eating issue. But at least placenta has some nutritional benefit. I think eating human feces (whether or not it is yours) can be very harmful.
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re: Miss Needle
"You must lead a colorful life"
I'm 51 years old, lived in the NYC metro area all my life, partied and played in NYC all during my late teens into my early 30s and work in NYC. There's not much I haven't seen, read or heard about at this point.
Do I find this behavior shocking? Of course I do. Does it shock me that there are people who do this? Not at all.
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re: meatn3
She definitely doesn't do it for any benefits. I think she's a bit compulsive, especially as she likes to pull her hair out and rip her toenails with her mouth. A very nice person, but has some interesting habits.
Viperlush, it is a bit strange that she thought it was no big deal. After I gave her my look, she realized it was a bit odd and we just cracked up over it.
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my sister and i would unwrap the squares of kraft american cheese and "hide" the wrappers all over the house, but could never figure out how our mother knew we were eating them for breakfast!
i was also known to take little bites out of the butter stick. again, clueless as to how my mom figured me out...
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Paste.
It had not occurred to me to try it until Miss Cole, our preschool teacher, sternly instructed our class not to eat it.
So we all had to try it. It was salty and strangely compelling. It's illicit nature surely added to the thrill!
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