Should I eat bacon? How to decide.

[BobB]

http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uplo...

With thanks to LabLady for finding this.

[GH1618]

This reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw recently: "Bacon is a Vegetable"

[BobB]

If it were up to Congress, it probably would be, at least for school lunch purposes.

[bobbert]

Having just made avocado, bacon and cheese sandwiches for dinner with a side salad of spinach, poached pear, blue cheese and of course, bacon, this reaffirmed my belief that bacon is good. The chart was a welcomed dessert. Thanks.

[Leper]

Bob, I suggest you read Sarah Katherine Lewis's book: "Sex and Bacon." Ms. Lewis was an escort for several years and she ascertained that you can never have enough sex or bacon. Her memoir is hilarious and a great read.

[Pzz]

Yes, you should eat bacon. But, when possible, try to eat really GOOD bacon. Make it count. Make it worth every bite. Try to avoid the gummy, wretched water-added bottom-dollar discount brands. But then, if you're even asking this question you probably haven't had the good stuff. If you've been eating the cheap stuff, try a better brand like Broadbent's (available online) or Mahogany Smoked Meats (available online only in California). Or go to Trader Joe's.

[LindaWhit]

I was coming onto this thread to say "How can you even ASK that question?" until I saw the flow chart. TOO funny! :-D

[512window]

I think wearing a shirt is more important than pants. But I'm not a guy so maybe my priorities are all screwy.

[LindaWhit]

Agree on wearing a shirt vs. pants. But either way - bacon grease spatters on junk or elsewhere hurts like the dickens. :-)

[512window]

That's why I cook mine in the microwave!

[PotatoHouse]

All things serve the Bacon.

[racer x]

Very funny, but they left out one of the most important questions: Can I afford the calories today?

(Of course, we all know what the choices for that would look like on the flowchart.)

[LindaWhit]

It's bacon. You can ALWAYS afford the calories.

[Scary Bill]

The bacon would be gone before you finished thinking and resolving.
You need to use the Homer Simpson logic model: Do I want some bac(GULP). Doh!

[chocolatetartguy]

Goes great with a Duff beer chaser!

[chocolatetartguy]

Is that a rhetorical question, cuz there is no other answer but yes. Bacon is not a boolean switch. It has a univalue of YES.

[BobB]

Are you guys actually looking at the link I posted? That's the point of the question.

[Motosport]

I looked but it was too small to read. Please enlighten the rabble.

[kubasd23]

its pretty great Bob.... I thoroughly enjoyed it!! I giggled quite a bit!

[gaffk]

Click on the image, it will enlarge enough to read.

[Motosport]

Got it! Great! To paraphrase H. Simpson "Bacon, what can't it do!"

[gaffk]

Answer is always "Yes"; only the question varies ;)

[CookieLee]

Click on the little magnifying glass icon, the page will enlarge.

[CookieLee]

Excellent!!

[cutipie721]

LOL

[babette feasts]

Only if you want to enjoy life.

: )

[Motosport]

Bacon = meat candy. Enjoy!!