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Should I eat bacon? How to decide.

  • BobB Oct 27, 2011 07:36 AM
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With thanks to LabLady for finding this.

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  1. Bacon = meat candy. Enjoy!!

    1. Only if you want to enjoy life.

      : )

      1. LOL

        1. Is that a rhetorical question, cuz there is no other answer but yes. Bacon is not a boolean switch. It has a univalue of YES.

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          1. re: chocolatetartguy

            Are you guys actually looking at the link I posted? That's the point of the question.

            1. re: BobB

              I looked but it was too small to read. Please enlighten the rabble.

              1. re: Motosport

                its pretty great Bob.... I thoroughly enjoyed it!! I giggled quite a bit!

                1. re: Motosport

                  Click on the image, it will enlarge enough to read.

                  1. re: gaffk

                    Got it! Great! To paraphrase H. Simpson "Bacon, what can't it do!"

                    1. re: Motosport

                      Answer is always "Yes"; only the question varies ;)

                  2. re: Motosport

                    Click on the little magnifying glass icon, the page will enlarge.

                  3. re: BobB


                2. The bacon would be gone before you finished thinking and resolving.
                  You need to use the Homer Simpson logic model: Do I want some bac(GULP). Doh!

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                  1. re: Scary Bill

                    Goes great with a Duff beer chaser!

                  2. Very funny, but they left out one of the most important questions: Can I afford the calories today?

                    (Of course, we all know what the choices for that would look like on the flowchart.)

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                    1. re: racer x

                      It's bacon. You can ALWAYS afford the calories.

                    2. All things serve the Bacon.

                      1. I think wearing a shirt is more important than pants. But I'm not a guy so maybe my priorities are all screwy.

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                        1. re: 512window

                          Agree on wearing a shirt vs. pants. But either way - bacon grease spatters on junk or elsewhere hurts like the dickens. :-)

                          1. re: LindaWhit

                            That's why I cook mine in the microwave!

                        2. I was coming onto this thread to say "How can you even ASK that question?" until I saw the flow chart. TOO funny! :-D

                          1. Yes, you should eat bacon. But, when possible, try to eat really GOOD bacon. Make it count. Make it worth every bite. Try to avoid the gummy, wretched water-added bottom-dollar discount brands. But then, if you're even asking this question you probably haven't had the good stuff. If you've been eating the cheap stuff, try a better brand like Broadbent's (available online) or Mahogany Smoked Meats (available online only in California). Or go to Trader Joe's.

                            1. Bob, I suggest you read Sarah Katherine Lewis's book: "Sex and Bacon." Ms. Lewis was an escort for several years and she ascertained that you can never have enough sex or bacon. Her memoir is hilarious and a great read.

                              1. Having just made avocado, bacon and cheese sandwiches for dinner with a side salad of spinach, poached pear, blue cheese and of course, bacon, this reaffirmed my belief that bacon is good. The chart was a welcomed dessert. Thanks.

                                1. This reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw recently: "Bacon is a Vegetable"

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                                  1. re: GH1618

                                    If it were up to Congress, it probably would be, at least for school lunch purposes.