Someone finally went and made a Hamburger Helper sandwich. Huh. But it looks a little unbalanced to me. They should put some onions rings in it. Or some bacon. Or, maybe, just a big piece of pie. Wedge a piece of pie in there, and get the whole meal over with as quickly as possible.
Then Yahoo News could feature it in a 'Seven Ways To Sneak More Calcium Into Your Diet' article that allots four words per giant photo. They could put it between 'add milk to your cereal!' and 'eat yogurt every day!'