Funny inscription for a grilling cookbook
I need some help. I gave a grilling cookbook to a friend and now she wants me to write something in her book. I need an idea. I'm a guy and usually don't have one. I just can't think of anything clever.
When in doubt, go to minds greater than ours:
"Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans."
- Fran Lebowitz
"Bambi - see the movie! Eat the cast!"
- Henry Kelly (British journalist)
Or in a more philosophical bent:
"Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm."
- Ambrose Bierce