Warren's Lobster House, Kittery Maine
OK, this place may have been something 50 years ago, but now it's a run-down, uninspired graze fest. Full of screaming children, hobling seniors, overweight patrons piling their salad plates high at their "world famous salad bar." Good God, this place is Americana at its worst.
Food was just ok, not bad. Service is adequate, but the scene is ugly.
Warren's Lobster House
11 Water St, Kittery, ME 03904
Complete agreement with OP. Place was a zoo, service was awful, got the famous salad bar which was pretty uninspired, and cocktail shrimp were clearly badly frozen, as they had zero flavor.
One DC's fish and chips had some flavor, at least.
Easily other choices to be made in the area.