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How do you pronounce "OYSTER"?

Watching the adorable John Besh, who was born in Meridian, Mississippi, and raised in south Louisiana, I heard him pronouncing "oyster" as "oyshter." (He was making this fried oyster salad: http://www.coastalliving.com/food/kit... ).

I am from Florida, and I pronounce it "oy-ster."

How do you pronounce it, and where are you from? I would love to hear the different regional variations, not that there could be too many with a two-syllable word, I suppose.

According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, the word oyster comes to us thusly: ""oyster
mid-14c., from O.Fr. oistre (Fr. huître), from L. ostrea, pl. or fem. of ostreum "oyster," from Gk. ostreon, from PIE *ost- "bone" (see osseous). Related to Gk. ostrakon "hard shell" and to osteon "bone."
Why then the world's mine Oyster, which I, with sword will open. [Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor," II.ii.2]"" http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?t...

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  1. Like you, I also pronounce the word as, "oy-ster".

    However, as a result of having spent my formative years in Hudson County, NJ, I can tell you that many old-timers in Jersey City pronounce it as "er-ster".

    Along similar lines, those same Jersey City folks pronounce the word, toilet as, "ter-let".
    "Voice" is sometimes pronounced as "verse" by these unique linguists.

    What is sometimes referred to as a "Brooklyn accent" is actually a Jersey City accent.

    Go figure!

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    1. re: Ted in Central NJ

      I always wondered about terlet! I had a friend who always pronounced it that way. I knew in context what she meant, but was pretty confused as to where it came from.

      Here on the West Coast, I've always heard it pronounced "oy-ster" also.

      1. re: Ted in Central NJ

        Ted,

        Thank you. While I spent a Summer in Cape May, I now know why the "bathroom" was seldom pointed out to me... [Grin]

        Hunt

        1. re: Ted in Central NJ

          Yeah, you're right. I know a guy called "pool" whose name is Paul from JC. it's unique. And I say OY-ster.

          1. re: WCchopper

            Now, back on the Gulf Coast, I knew a family of Pooles.Is that the same?

            Hunt

            1. re: Bill Hunt

              Ha- only if they said "Poole" and spelled "Paul" which I've never seen in the south, especially along the "Guff Coast". I love accents. They make life more fun.

              1. re: WCchopper

                That family pronounced their name "Pool," but then they could well have from "out of town," before they moved to The Coast?

                Being from Mississippi, and spending a great deal of time in New Orleans, and then marrying a lady from there - I enjoy accents too.

                Hunt

          2. re: Ted in Central NJ

            I do believe there are some neighborhoods in Brooklyn where the same pronunciations of "terlet" were common. Maybe a generation or two (or three) ago, those folks "migrated" across the river to "Joisey City" and brought their accents with them.

            1. re: CindyJ

              My FIL was Brooklyn born and raised & used "terlet" as well as one that always amuses me: spatchler. My then-boyfriend and I got into a disagreement over the actual spelling of said word - he was incredulous when I showed him S-P-A-T-U-L-A in the dictionary.

              (Now, I'm from Texas, where we pronounce most things fairly normally, unless it's a town or street name, in which case all bets are off.)

                1. re: shanagain

                  Town or street name? How about whole states? I have a friend whose wife is from deep east Texas, and she refers to Vermont's neighbor as "New Hamster".

              1. re: Ted in Central NJ

                I'm from Brooklyn, and my Italian Grandma, who came to Brooklyn as a child, called it a ter-let...
                And Oil was "earl"!

                I now live in JC, and have to listen out for the "unique linguists" LOL!!!

                (I never herad anyone call an oyster and oyshter!!)

              2. Count me in the OY-ster boat.

                But I have heard Louis Armstrong calling them ER-sters in his rendition of Let's Call The Whole Thing Off with Ella, so I'm guessing a few other folks from New Orleans also call it an erster. :)

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                1. re: inaplasticcup

                  What a lot of people don't realize is there is a fairly large pocket of native people in New Orleans who have what is remarkably similar to a Brooklyn accent. Besh doesn't have it, but many do.

                  1. re: Leepa

                    Ah, the Brooklyn accent.

                    I do agree, and having grown up in those environs, would also typify the accent as closer to Brooklyn, than any spot in the Deep South - Hollywood's ideas out the window.

                    At one time, I could listen to a New Orleans woman's pronunciation, and likely hit her neighborhood within a few blocks. I am not so good anymore, but then I have been listening to Midwestern for too long.

                    Hunt

                    Hunt

                    1. re: Bill Hunt

                      My (aforementioned Brooklynite) husband thought I was CRAZY when I mentioned that many of the people I talked to in Nola sounded like they were from NY!

                      1. re: shanagain

                        I hear much the same, though it depends on the neighborhood, where the person grew up.

                        Love to poke holes in Hollywood's portrayal of a NOLA accent. Few even come close, with often humorous results.

                        Though my wife is a native New Orleanian, she has not lived there for decades. One of the first things that people comment on, is that she does not sound like "Scarlett O'Hara," but then, why would she?

                        After she has visited her family, her speech pattern does change a bit, but I am probably the only one, who notices.

                        Hunt

                  2. re: inaplasticcup

                    Everyone I know from back home (new orleans) calls them oyshters FWIW.

                    1. re: twyst

                      But remember that Mayor Maestri, hosting the famous luncheon for FDR at Antoine's, is supposed to have said "Howya like dem ersterz?" Most people I know who use that pronounciation do it as a joke or minor affection, such as still saying "banquette" for "sidewalk." Even "making groceries" is usualy self conscious today.

                      1. re: hazelhurst

                        Yes, there are many affectations on New Orleans pronunciations, like "Naw-leens" for New Orleans.

                        Maybe it was my Gulf Coast upbringing, but we always said, "New Or-lens," and even my wife, the native, says the same thing. "Naw-lens" is just not part of our speech, but maybe to some?

                        Hunt

                        1. re: Bill Hunt

                          My husband is a native of New Orleans, as well. We have always said New Or-lens, and leave other pronunciations to those who don't know better (haha). And we say oysters like John Besh does, oyshters. Didn't know that until this minute.

                    2. re: inaplasticcup

                      Louis Armstrong sang the lyrics that way because they were written that way, by Ira Gershwin (a New Yorker, not a New Orleanian), in the 1930s. But I wonder how many people today still say "ersters."

                      1. re: BobB

                        Interesting! Thanks for that tidbit, Bob.

                        Seems so incongruous with the few New York accents I have heard, but most of the New Yorkers I've known or worked with were Manhattanite corporate types, so my exposure is limited.

                        1. re: BobB

                          I think Ira was just pressed for another way to say oysters and made it up for the song, kinda like Phil Collins Suss-Sussudio...

                          1. re: porker

                            Maybe. but I tend to doubt that. He could have chosen from any number of real examples, (you say turtle, I say toitle) why make something up? Besides, others below say they know people who still do say erster.

                            1. re: BobB

                              I was just kidding - imagining the great Ira Gershwin started the lyric "I say oyster, you say......you say....HEY LEONORE! I CAN'T GET STARTED! WHATS 'NOTHER PRONOUNCIATION FOR OYSTER?"
                              "How should I know?"
                              "Shit...oyster...oyster....ahhh dammit, I'll just use 'erster'. Yeah, thats it, ERSTERS! Now I got rythm!"

                      2. Oy-ster. I'm British and, specifically, English.

                        I've never heard it pronounced differently in the English language

                        1. This is a tough one.

                          1. another oy-ster, this from a person raised in Washington DC.

                            1. "OY-ster", but I've heard it as oy-stah in Boston.

                              1. "OY-ster" is how I pronounce it and I'm from the South. I've heard people in bayou country call them "Oysh-ters," Bostonians say "OY-stah," some Georgians and people from the lowcountry call them "O-EE-stahs" and I've heard a few people (don't know what dialect this is) call them what sounds like "Er-sters." But, "OY-ster" is how I pronounce it and most often hear it pronounced.

                                1. Oyshture.....Doesn't everybody say it that way????

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                                  1. re: Uncle Bob

                                    yes, that's it! Never realized how we said it until this post!

                                    1. re: bayoucook

                                      That's exactly how I learned it. I was going to spell it oyscher. Now, as an adult, I say oyster.

                                    2. re: Uncle Bob

                                      As in, rhymes with "moisture"? Wow, that's a new one on me.

                                      1. i'm almost with the majority - but id say its like OYs-ter. the sibiliant "S" sounds to me like it belongs more to the first sylable than the second, though it clearly bridges them

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                                        1. re: thew

                                          Oh, for a large sock filled with manure....

                                          1. re: workintheater

                                            maybe so, but the way words sound and syllables break, is the crux of what i do.

                                            1. re: thew

                                              there goes thew again, OY vey iz mir, STIRring up trouble...

                                              1. re: thew

                                                Yes. That is me too. I thought that it was my Jewish heritage, as OYs is sort of part of the language, but I that is also what I have heard for my entire life - Jew, or Gentile.

                                                Hunt

                                                  1. re: LulusMom

                                                    There should be a language dialect for those under the influence- the whole officer- occifer thing.

                                                    1. re: LorenM

                                                      In need of a bail ombudsman....

                                                      1. re: Veggo

                                                        There is usually on, available at the 9th Precinct Lockup on Rampart Street.

                                                        I have used that service during Mardi Gras, so I know that they are good.

                                                        Hunt

                                                  1. In Southern Maryland they're pronounced "arse-ters" by the watermen who tong them in theChesapeake Bay.

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                                                    1. re: Sherri

                                                      That's the way a buddy who used to "grow" them on Deal Island pronounced the word.

                                                      "Er-sters" was the way the bartender in the Rita Hayworth movie Cover Girl referred to the bivalves.

                                                      Here at the Jersey Shore, we say "oy-sters." The accent is on the first syllable and the "s" is part of the second.

                                                    2. I can't even start to phonetically spell out how my bf from Alabama says oysters, it's sort of 'awhsters' but not quite as in awesome. Like how southerners pronounce oil and boil which is a little like 'awhl'.

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                                                      1. re: smartie

                                                        this southerner says oy-l and boy-l. this southerner being from south florida from a north florida mom and a yankee indiana/illinois dad.

                                                        1. re: alkapal

                                                          Now son, The South does not include Florida, nor does it include Texas, regardless of the Latitude, or anything else. The South is a place, and also a "state of mind."

                                                          Hunt

                                                          1. re: Bill Hunt

                                                            I always thought that northern Florida, particuarly the panhandle, was "southern" whereas southern Florida is "northern."

                                                            1. re: CindyJ

                                                              cindy has it right-- and the southwest coast is south. its only the yankees in the miami stretch over on the east coat that ruins our southern rep. LOL

                                                              1. re: alkapal

                                                                i think you mean - enhance the diversity

                                                              2. re: CindyJ

                                                                Grin. I see your point!!!

                                                                Good one,

                                                                Hunt

                                                                1. re: CindyJ

                                                                  Having lived on Eglin AFB for almost 2 years, many, many years ago, I can tell you that the FL panhandle is really South Alabama!

                                                                  1. re: CindyJ

                                                                    You are correct....The panhandle is Southern....Between there and Gainesville is iffy....South of Gainesville?? Yankee Land!!!!

                                                                    1. re: Uncle Bob

                                                                      nosiree bob! you ain't got that right. south of gainesville has PLENTY of the south. e.g., ocala, clewiston, fort myers, labelle, etc.

                                                                      1. re: alkapal

                                                                        Not quite, Bob. Plenty of snowbirds in the panhandle as well. Plenty of ruthless, toothless white trash everywhere else down there. I say that with love, of course, having been a Florida resident myself over half my life.

                                                                        1. re: flavrmeistr

                                                                          flavrmeistr, you are not a native, though, correct?

                                                                          i'm not quite sure that i'm getting this correctly -- being a southerner and all -- but are you intimating that we are "ruthless, toothless and white trash"?

                                                                          1. re: alkapal

                                                                            im almost toothless...only have a couple left........

                                                                            1. re: srsone

                                                                              for us snaggletoothed, we can barter for deep dentist discounts off that gummint insureeance, sometimes gettin' that drain unclogged.

                                                                            2. re: alkapal

                                                                              Not really. It's from a John Prine song. You know..."worthless, ruthless, toothless man/seeks wealthy woman with a plan". Don't worry about it. The mind wanders.

                                                                                  1. re: Passadumkeg

                                                                                    interesting...........

                                                                                    never heard of him tho....

                                                                                    closest i get to folk music is a few Phish songs....

                                                                                    1. re: srsone

                                                                                      I saw Phish a few years ago at Limestone, Me.

                                                                  2. re: smartie

                                                                    LOL Been living in the south my entire 58 years and I don't say "awhl" or "bawhl" at all.

                                                                    *scratches head*

                                                                    Funny the generalizations people make.

                                                                    1. re: Leepa

                                                                      Boone Pickens made his first billion in the awhl patch, and he can pretty much call it whatever he wants....

                                                                  3. In Nova Scotia, I've only ever heard "oys-ter", just like it looks.

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                                                                    1. re: CanadaGirl

                                                                      I'm fascinated that some people put the S in the first syllable. Just goes to show how different this language can be from place to place.

                                                                      1. re: LulusMom

                                                                        Yep. The way we say it, the "s" is definitely in the emphasized part of the word. Any wonder some say English is the hardest language to master.

                                                                        1. re: CanadaGirl

                                                                          careful - i was threatened with a sock of manure for saying that

                                                                            1. re: porker

                                                                              I am guessing, based on history, that thew is not a big fan of socks. Which leaves....oh, nevermind.

                                                                              1. re: Veggo

                                                                                Hey, can that not be remedied by a glass of Port, and a Cuban?

                                                                                Hunt

                                                                    2. When the guy shucking your oysters asks "How many errrrsters you want?" you follow his pronunciation lead.

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                                                                        1. re: shallots

                                                                          Is that the gentleman with but two fingers per hand?

                                                                          Hunt

                                                                        2. Now, maybe this is my Jewish heritage, or perhaps my MS Gulf Coast heritage, but I have always pronounced it - OYs-ter.

                                                                          For many, in the family, and from New Orleans, it's often Ur-ster.

                                                                          Guess that it just depends.

                                                                          Now, how do you pronounce "pecan?"

                                                                          Hunt

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                                                                          1. re: Bill Hunt

                                                                            That's an easy one...

                                                                            It's pee-can.

                                                                            1. re: deet13

                                                                              I worked as a waitress for years. I was stumped when someone came in and asked for PEEKun pie. then the light went on.

                                                                              1. re: deet13

                                                                                Yup. But I'm up here in the north, so we don't have personal experience. It's just another one of those nuts we get shelled and in a plastic bag.

                                                                              2. re: Bill Hunt

                                                                                it is definitely pih-cahn, accent on the second syllable.

                                                                                pee-can is said by those same people who say q-pon for coupon.

                                                                                1. re: alkapal

                                                                                  I wonder what Ron White calls his nuts? He says Coop-uns.

                                                                                  1. re: alkapal

                                                                                    Ha. Not necessarily. I say q-pon and peh-cahn. So, is jalapeno hala-peen-oh or hala-pain-yo where you're from?

                                                                                    1. re: LorenM

                                                                                      i studied spanish for many years. so i pronounce it correctly. LOL

                                                                                      1. re: alkapal

                                                                                        That's awesome. Jalapeno was a pet peeve for a long time until I realized the mispronunciation wasn't going anywhere, especially when I noticed a few tv chefs (especially from the east) used the peen-oh pronunciation.

                                                                                        1. re: alkapal

                                                                                          Add me to the q-pon, peh-cahn & hala-pain-yo group.

                                                                                          It makes me nuts that people will go to such pains to pronounce andouille or duck a l'Orange correctly, but stubbornly refuse to accept the proper pronunciation of jalapeno. In other words, I take it entirely too seriously.

                                                                                        2. re: LorenM

                                                                                          I once heard a story of a bunch of co-workers who went to a sub shop for lunch and were asked if they wanted jal-O-panos on their orders.

                                                                                        3. re: alkapal

                                                                                          I think it's more mix & match - I'm a PEE-can guy but also say COO-pon (although these days I'm more of a GROO-pon user).

                                                                                          1. re: alkapal

                                                                                            Yup. Although I've learned to say koo-pon because otherwise the cashiers look at me funny.

                                                                                            1. I have often heard something that sounds like a cross between Oys-ter and Eye-ster in accents (Nfld)

                                                                                              1. "you say potato . . ."

                                                                                                I say oy-ster. I know some people from Philadelphia do an "sh" on the front of some words, i.e. "shtrawberry." Actually, now that I think about it, maybe it's only on that word. . . . ?

                                                                                                I was recently on the Cape and the waiter, who had grown up there, laughed when I said "scahllops" (with the "a" as in "pat") rather than "scohllops" with an "o" as in "pot".)

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                                                                                                1. re: somervilleoldtimer

                                                                                                  me, too. scallops with "a" as in "pat." or now, is it? now my husband thinks i'm crazy for saying scahllips, then scollops…..then back again. maybe i say scahllops -- with the "a" as in "ah, i see what you mean." yes, that's it!
                                                                                                  ~~~~~~~

                                                                                                  chowhound can make you crazy, y'all know that -- right?

                                                                                                  1. re: alkapal

                                                                                                    I like the way Humphrey Bogart pronounced his brown liquor in Casablanca:
                                                                                                    boor- bun. There aren't too many variations for his gin in African queen.

                                                                                                    1. re: Veggo

                                                                                                      gin…only turns into "schgiiin" -- after a couple of good stiff G&Ts, that is.

                                                                                                      as to bourbon, i guess i say it more like "burr-bun." or i just say maker's mark.

                                                                                                      1. re: Veggo

                                                                                                        Richard Burton did something similar with bourbon in "Virginia Wolff".

                                                                                                        1. re: alkapal

                                                                                                          scallops - with an a like in alice and "ups" at the end

                                                                                                          1. re: thew

                                                                                                            me too - even if scahllops is right, I don't like it -

                                                                                                      2. Craw fish
                                                                                                        Cray fish

                                                                                                        and then there was the clueless hostess at an early Ruby Tuesday in Knoxville who asked a single male patron if he wanted the Quickie of the day.

                                                                                                        (Quiche du jour.)

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                                                                                                        1. re: shallots

                                                                                                          Or maybe she just thought he was cute!

                                                                                                          1. re: shallots

                                                                                                            We would write our soup of the day on a whiteboard, but patrons never read it. Our servers were to memorize the soup at the start of their shift. So one day, a waitress went a half shift telling customers our soup was "cheapskate bay fish chowder"...she mis-read Chesapeake....
                                                                                                            Another time, a server comes into the kitchen, "Hey Porker, some guy wants farmer John cheese"
                                                                                                            "Are you serious?"
                                                                                                            "Yeah, thats what he said."
                                                                                                            "Farmer John cheese?!'
                                                                                                            "Yep."
                                                                                                            I racked my brain for a minute..."Whats he eating?"
                                                                                                            "The jambalaya pasta."
                                                                                                            "Could've he said "PARMESAN" cheese?"
                                                                                                            "Uhhhhh, maybe...."

                                                                                                            or another time, I scribbled some night specials on a scrap piece of paper and handed it to a server "I'm a bit stuck for time, can you mark these down on the Special Board?" Well we had a few snickers and jeers when the customers were greeted with "Black Anus Porterhouse" as an evening special - she dropped the G...

                                                                                                            1. re: porker

                                                                                                              Oh my god, this is so funny. Thank you porker.

                                                                                                              1. re: porker

                                                                                                                Thank you, thank you for this mid-week cackler, porker.

                                                                                                                1. re: porker

                                                                                                                  LOL
                                                                                                                  Hilarious post!!

                                                                                                                  along those lines, I have a friend named Angus...A business associate was introducing him to someone, and said "I'm sorry - is your name Annuuss or Anus"

                                                                                                                  With a dead pan serious tone he said "Yes, my name is Anus"

                                                                                                                  Being an Englishman in Florida, I suppose the guy thought it could be an English thing...and proceeded for the rest of the week to call him and introduce him as- Anus.

                                                                                                                  My hubby was on the same trip and they could hardly contain their giggles each time it happened!!

                                                                                                                  1. re: NellyNel

                                                                                                                    I'm sure they laid it on thick as well:
                                                                                                                    being in Fla, maybe "you're tanned, Anus"
                                                                                                                    or maybe "Uptight, Anus?"

                                                                                                                2. re: shallots

                                                                                                                  Did anyone else grow up calling them crawdads? Sugarland/SW Houston TX? I never heard Craw fish until I was well in my teens. It's still crawdad etouffe', I just can't break myself and it sounds affected when I hear myself say crayfish.

                                                                                                                  1. re: aggiecat

                                                                                                                    Same as a kid in Austin - that or crawdaddies.

                                                                                                                    1. re: aggiecat

                                                                                                                      Yep, my Dad called 'em crawdads and I do too (from Colorado) unless I am going to a crawfish boil (never heard of a crawdad boil- just doesn't sound right to me for some reason).

                                                                                                                      1. re: aggiecat

                                                                                                                        yes, i heard "crawdads," but they weren't a big thing in sw florida, where i grew up.

                                                                                                                    2. On Kent Island, they call them "arsters". In Ft. Pierce, FL they call 'em "eye-sters".

                                                                                                                      1. I ALWAYS pronounce them "fried oy-sters." I can't recall having pronounced them in any other way in my life.

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                                                                                                                        1. re: junescook

                                                                                                                          So you never, in your life, pronounced them "raw oy-sters"?

                                                                                                                          1. Someone needs to help me out here with an explanation of how the "sh" could get into the word oyster in what I assume from these posts is likely a cajun influence. I haven't spent time in that area but I've heard a number of cajun accents and don't get it....... unless it's something that has morfed from some colloquial influence over the years.

                                                                                                                            BTW, being from NY I AM familiar with the erster pronunciation. And oystah does come easily in New Enland-ese.

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                                                                                                                            1. re: Midlife

                                                                                                                              "Someone needs to help me out here with an explanation of how the "sh" could get into the word oyster in what I assume from these posts is likely a cajun influence."

                                                                                                                              Some of these added sounds are really inexplicable, IMHO.
                                                                                                                              In a similar fashion, why do so many people in the NYC area add an "SH" sound to words that merely have an "S"?

                                                                                                                              For instance, "strong" somehow morphs into "SHtrong".
                                                                                                                              "Straw" becomes "SHtraw".

                                                                                                                              And then we have one of my pet peeves that actually relates to food and to menus.
                                                                                                                              Why is Rollatini (as in Eggplant Rollatini) so frequently pronounced "RollaNtini"?
                                                                                                                              In fact, I have seen this gaffe in print on many menus!

                                                                                                                              1. re: Ted in Central NJ

                                                                                                                                "In a similar fashion, why do so many people in the NYC area add an "SH" sound to words that merely have an "S"?

                                                                                                                                For instance, "strong" somehow morphs into "SHtrong".
                                                                                                                                "Straw" becomes "SHtraw"."
                                                                                                                                _________________________

                                                                                                                                Alcohol.

                                                                                                                                1. re: MGZ

                                                                                                                                  Hmmm...Well, if "alcohol" is the explanation, then there are a few newscasters in the NYC area who are frequently drunk while on the air!

                                                                                                                                  Trust me, this strange substitution of "sh" for an "s" sound is fairly widespread in the NYC area, and I doubt that all of this mispronunciation can be chalked up to alcohol use.

                                                                                                                                2. re: Ted in Central NJ

                                                                                                                                  The same way sherbet becomes sherbeRt. People pronounce unfamiliar words in ways that sound more natural to them.

                                                                                                                                  Laziness also has an effect. Ever eaten "gabagool"?

                                                                                                                                  1. re: 2roadsdiverge

                                                                                                                                    I didn't even know enough to ask for gabagool until I started watching the Sopranos. Also schfoyadell.

                                                                                                                                  2. re: Ted in Central NJ

                                                                                                                                    Ted, I get it but I'm not familiar with any other words or constructions in the Louisiana area that would appear responsible for a "more' comfortable" 'sh' pronunciation.

                                                                                                                                    Aside...... I grew up in New York and never heard "shtrong" or "shtraw", though I certainly heard lots of other interesting things.

                                                                                                                                3. Downeast Maine, oystah, as in chowdah and lobstah, of course!

                                                                                                                                  1. I was about 6 when my grandmother did this Q&A wiith me:
                                                                                                                                    Granny: "What kind of a noise annoys an oyster?"
                                                                                                                                    Me: I don't know.
                                                                                                                                    Granny: A noisy noise annoys an oyster."
                                                                                                                                    Try it on a little tyke, they love it.

                                                                                                                                    1. i grew up going to the Milford OY-stir festival.....

                                                                                                                                      1. I pronounce it "throat warbler mangrove."

                                                                                                                                        1. This weekend is the Damariscotta Oyster Festival. Pronounced oystah. About as far north as the natural range went.

                                                                                                                                          Read Marc Kurlansky's book about NYC harbor having one the greatest oyster beds in history.

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                                                                                                                                          1. re: Passadumkeg

                                                                                                                                            Never mind oystah, how the hell do you pronounce Damariscotta.
                                                                                                                                            Da-ma-ris-COT-ta Oy-stah Fes-ti-val - almost sounds like a toddler's tongue twistah

                                                                                                                                            1. re: porker

                                                                                                                                              Jeezum Crow, Bub, ya got 'er.

                                                                                                                                              Pisctaqua Passadumkeag Passamaquoddy Pemaquid Pemetic Passagassawakeag

                                                                                                                                              1. re: Passadumkeg

                                                                                                                                                My mother-in-law, who speaks fluent Mohawk (she's 82 to boot), would say thats crazy talk! - hehe.