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FoodFuser Jun 23, 2011 10:48 AM

Poetry of joy of the foods we eat.

Early summer
Time for pure joy of all we are eating.

Expressed with a metric and rhythm
and maybe a rhyme.

No rules on the discourse
except it feel deeply
that it is a poem.

Mine now on handfull of carrots and radishes
as I chomp through
give praise to good teeth.

Garden good guide
of no need for no dentures.

Leaves of the radishes
Larger leaves flow from carrots
collected on morning
in seek of good crunch.

  1. FoodFuser Oct 31, 2012 04:59 PM

    We love Halloween
    As the kids do their shuffle
    To align at the front porch
    And then push on the doorbell.

    They open their bags
    And I toss in the Snickers
    with a wave to the parents
    who keep customs flickers.

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      thegforceny Nov 9, 2012 05:28 PM

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    2. FoodFuser Oct 29, 2012 05:25 PM

      Weather is excellent.
      Windows allow that the outside
      be inside.

      Roasted a pork loin
      with utter simplicity.
      Blazing heat first,
      then no electricity.

      Slow thrills in the slicing
      of pork so enticing,
      Some for week's sandwiches
      Some today's dalliances.

      Curtains are billowing
      Taut sheets are beckoning.
      Today with tonnato
      Ahead of tomorrow.

      1. FoodFuser Apr 12, 2012 03:41 AM

        Poem: Bonito to Dashi.

        Visions of days in Hakata bay
        as men did their work with bonito.
        Skipjackck tuna
        Quick knife, they were long quarters,
        Transforming those quartered bonito
        was slow dance with real rhythm.

        Pulling from slow fire
        Patience of rhythm
        of drying and smoking.

        Then the innoculum of sweet Aspergillus
        to be molded and rested

        It dries the bonito to
        us and our shaving.

        Praise to those fellows
        who have worked the Bonito.

        Now in our hand, the hardness and ping,
        Katsuoboshi delivered from Masters.

        We shave it to flakes
        in the thinest of increments.

        We savour the hiss
        of bonito 'pon blade.

        Shavings pile from our process
        Deepest aromas surround us.

        We are one with the fish
        and its yield to the blade.

        Good is our dance with the Dashi.

        1. FoodFuser Feb 24, 2012 12:51 PM

          A pause of applause for strong paws, of them stack our cheddars.

          They take them from milk, to good curdled caseins,
          Stirring and salting to bring to a slab.

          Forearms employed for the folding and stacking,
          Transport to racks, where, over time, become cheeses.

          Those of white shirts and white hats,
          With paddle in white milk in vessels of steel
          Should engender our praises
          of their part in our cheeses.

          1. FoodFuser Feb 22, 2012 09:13 AM

            Grill Man stands heavy from morning of hashbrowns.
            Flat-top is tired from that run of good eggs and crisp bacon.

            Breakfast is over.

            It is time turn attention to matter of onions.
            Their globes have been peeled and sliced
            Layers now lofted with tug of good fingers.

            Some ready for Rings,
            some ready for Grill.

            First order comes in
            and down go the onions.
            Sizzled to grill,
            and then comes the magic ...

            The pounding of patty down deep in those onions,

            Power of spatula
            individual attention
            Brings crisp onion burgers.
            Smile of mutual intention.

            Bun roughly grilled
            Then consummate burger
            Placed to the plate.

            Sensuous sear gives aromas.
            Crust of the onions
            Give please to teeth tongue and palate.

            Grill Man done good.

            1. FoodFuser Feb 4, 2012 12:06 PM

              Superbowl Wings.

              With annual gridiron and kickoff of laced pointed pigskin
              our national passion seems reside with the wings of the chickens.

              There are pilgrimages to recipes of original Buffalo
              of just what best hot sauce, and just how much butter?

              Earlier years I bought styro pack of fresh wings
              Good feel of heavy cleaver as it slid through the joints
              Yielding two pieces, plus wingtip for stock.

              Now times march ahead of us and it's frozen bagged wings.
              Much easier, but I miss feel of cleaver in patient dissembly.

              Browned in an inch of hot oil
              they are ready to cool on the rack
              and rest overnight in their marinade

              To be served after hot oven baking, with basting.
              while NFL diehards are playmaking.

              I settle to seat, with plate of good wings,
              and use both my teeth and tongue to dissect them digest them,
              and sometimes give play with my fingers.

              1. FoodFuser Jan 12, 2012 05:33 PM

                Gift, winter evening, of joy of hot chocolate.
                Sups from the cup have good snort and warm sipping.

                Why else would botanists have given it name "Theobrosia"
                As we supple its nectar from Gods?

                Nights of such quiet and softness of winds
                of good distribution of chill upon continent
                are perhaps best time to contemplate chocolate.

                I sip mine beside the heater that berates cold of winter
                seeking the essence of so simple the beverage
                as unveils in hot chocolate.

                There is swirl to the cup
                of each every sup
                to the sediment at bottom
                causing thoughts Theobroma.

                Sips to the fireside
                Sups to the warmth
                Such be the goodness
                of this beverage of winter

                1. FoodFuser Jan 9, 2012 09:08 AM

                  Such study of contrasts
                  is beholding in Bean Dip
                  When first has its meeting
                  with the crisp of good corn chip.

                  The guys sort of circle the crockpot
                  in ways not dissimilar to cows at the feedlot
                  when they receive bales of hay.

                  1. FoodFuser Dec 13, 2011 01:03 PM

                    Carton of eggs, these days, from modern of markets, are somewhat a given.
                    Sufficient, efficient.

                    Yet those eggs laid freshly, by hens, with their chuckles
                    and their settle with feathers upon place in their nests
                    Be the best.

                    It is good to have friends who are farmers of chickens
                    and share of their eggs upon breakfast.

                    1. FoodFuser Dec 13, 2011 11:08 AM

                      Joy to the munch of so simple as sandwich.
                      Whatever the filling
                      as long as there's lettuce
                      there be crunch.

                      1. FoodFuser Dec 8, 2011 11:42 PM

                        Drumbeat issues from forest,
                        with rhythm of peal
                        to whatever appeals
                        to your choice of a meal.

                        Constance of drumbeats
                        Constance of choices
                        Ablend with our meals.

                        1. FoodFuser Dec 5, 2011 11:48 AM

                          Upon simple as Milk.

                          Consider the slide
                          betwixt hardness of glass
                          and a gladness of gullet
                          results from a good gulp of milk.

                          Such best of the beverages
                          it glides as does silk
                          down journey of throat
                          that be milk.

                          Caseins and proteins
                          so sweetly delivered
                          just one more gift
                          of glissade of the milk.

                          In range of its temperatures,
                          charges hard as a warrior
                          When delivered of crisp and of cold.

                          That be the way
                          of the most of us
                          give drink to it. Cold.

                          Yet savor the flavor
                          of Milk at room temperature
                          with such subtle yield
                          to fullness of fragrance.

                          There lingers aroma
                          perhaps of the caseins
                          mayhaps the fullness
                          of just being milk.

                          It is reason kept cows.
                          To knead of their udders
                          to deliver to bucket
                          such marvel as milk.

                          1. FoodFuser Dec 5, 2011 08:48 AM

                            Good that it be, have so close a neighbor
                            Daily dispenser of tofu.

                            Good that it be, that she knows me only by smile
                            language a barrier
                            She be Vietnam.

                            Yet daily she grinds her gift of the soybeans
                            rendered to milk
                            then curdled to tofu.

                            Her shop has appeal
                            of glisten most stainless of steel
                            with bags of beans stacked
                            awaiting their curdle.

                            Always of smile,
                            and wipe to her apron
                            that shows well she worked,

                            Still language be barrier
                            but dispenses with style
                            the warmth of her tubs of fresh tofu.

                            Such be the rhythm,
                            dispensed universal,
                            of milkers and curders of beans.

                            Yet be there the meetment of smile.

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                              BananasFoster Dec 4, 2011 10:23 AM

                              This Is Just To Say
                              by William Carlos Williams

                              I have eaten
                              the plums
                              that were in
                              the icebox

                              and which
                              you were probably
                              saving
                              for breakfast

                              Forgive me
                              they were delicious
                              so sweet
                              and so cold

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                              1. re: BananasFoster
                                FoodFuser Dec 4, 2011 10:59 AM

                                WCW,
                                so good and so simple a poet,
                                had a way both with words, and with plums.

                              2. FoodFuser Dec 4, 2011 09:58 AM

                                Passion... Ingestion...
                                consider collide of the both of them words.

                                Then consider... Digestion... Reflection.

                                1. FoodFuser Dec 4, 2011 02:28 AM

                                  Engagement with onions
                                  gives release and abandon
                                  to soar to the sky
                                  with goodness of Alliums.

                                  Whether in mirepoix,
                                  as beginning of dish,
                                  or battered and fried
                                  with full kick of flourish,

                                  There is praise
                                  for the taste
                                  just of onions.

                                  1. FoodFuser Dec 3, 2011 01:19 PM

                                    Perhaps it be role of a rascal
                                    to bring to the table
                                    such a lowly discussion
                                    as a can of sardines.

                                    Cloistered they be
                                    in stiff cans of aluminum
                                    yet with lids made for zipping
                                    and contents devouring.

                                    So dazzle the deens
                                    ensconced in tight can
                                    yet embody the swim of the fishies
                                    in fullness of ocean.

                                    1. FoodFuser Dec 2, 2011 11:39 PM

                                      Such wonder of days
                                      when the Clan got together
                                      and shared up their gossip
                                      along with their casseroles.

                                      It was Uncles and Aunts
                                      well gathered to table
                                      with gift of accord
                                      to Aunt Matron who hosted us.

                                      The passing of casserole
                                      in cascade down the table
                                      is a gift best of given
                                      by rollick of family.

                                      Shares of stories of wears
                                      in safety of good family
                                      became just incumbent
                                      in passage of casseroles.

                                      Beauty of Family
                                      Gathered to table
                                      has strength of far greater resound
                                      than such simple as casserole.

                                      1. FoodFuser Dec 1, 2011 05:37 AM

                                        Thoughts just upon the goodness of grits.

                                        Harmony in Hominy
                                        of grits on the plate.

                                        Corn that was kettled now brought to the table
                                        as plate of good grits.

                                        So hard to find word
                                        that gives balance to harmony hominy
                                        so I let it resolve in its euphony.
                                        It is just plate of grits.

                                        Spoon to the plate and the face, I devour them.

                                        Waitress, who watches,
                                        asks simple question...
                                        would I find pleasure had in just one more plateful?

                                        I order up eggs.
                                        I order up bacon

                                        As me and my spoon give good slop to the hominy...

                                        There is beauty appointed to plate full of grits.

                                        1. FoodFuser Dec 1, 2011 02:05 AM

                                          Milk.

                                          It is cow in the moonlight.

                                          Sweet dance of the task of unloading those udders.

                                          The grapple of teats, to splash milk in the bucket,
                                          reminds me of others.
                                          Let us bring it to bucket.

                                          Let us not think of others had udders.

                                          Let us just splash with a rhythm to bucket
                                          with good moo to the moonlight.

                                          Rhythm to milking.
                                          Richness of milk.

                                          And beauty of evening
                                          gives to moo.

                                          1. deet13 Dec 1, 2011 01:52 AM

                                            Ramen...

                                            Noodles drift in bowl
                                            Hot broth swirls around my spoon
                                            How my mouth waters

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                                            1. re: deet13
                                              Tripeler Nov 8, 2012 06:35 AM

                                              GREAT ramen haiku there, perfect to form.

                                              1. re: Tripeler
                                                FoodFuser Nov 10, 2012 11:02 PM

                                                Agreed.

                                            2. FoodFuser Dec 1, 2011 01:31 AM

                                              Consider the bean.

                                              Ovoid in shape
                                              as it dries as legume.

                                              Consider its power.
                                              Packed full of protein.

                                              As rests there, a single legume.

                                              So rounded in power
                                              lays that legume.

                                              Accordance to proteins
                                              and good polysaccharides
                                              been be in those beans,

                                              I celebrate waft,
                                              That brings home them Pintos
                                              in our farts and our flatulence.

                                              So singular, so supple,
                                              It is be, be the bean.

                                              1. FoodFuser Nov 30, 2011 04:05 PM

                                                Would that all kitchens
                                                had embrace of good chickens
                                                to send them
                                                to hot fire of the oven.

                                                Would that all folks
                                                would suckle good yolks
                                                of eggs lightly fried
                                                enwrapped in albumen.

                                                It was never a question of chicken or egg.
                                                Just goodness of concert.

                                                Who to dance first?

                                                Chickens that roar with heat of hot oven?
                                                Eggs in the skillet that bubble on stovetop with butter?

                                                Such questions of chickens and eggs
                                                become quite be-baffling.

                                                And then add to equation the question...
                                                of the crossing of road...

                                                I would much rather sit at the table
                                                with a well-roasted hen, for the pulling,
                                                and a thrice of fried eggs, for the sucking.

                                                Then, with fear of cacophony,
                                                mix bite of the drumstick
                                                with bite of the egg white.

                                                It is there, in that moment,
                                                that bells peal resolution
                                                of perennial questions

                                                Of just which came first,
                                                and why crossed they the road?

                                                There are so many answers
                                                yet un-clucked from our chickens
                                                or their yolks and albumens.

                                                1. FoodFuser Nov 30, 2011 06:26 AM

                                                  It is good have relationship
                                                  with purveyor supplier
                                                  where one can knock
                                                  upon door of the shop
                                                  and door opens.

                                                  This was the case
                                                  with most local of folks
                                                  ran shop well reknowned
                                                  as good noodlers.

                                                  If eggs bathed in dashi
                                                  were not just quite ready
                                                  They pulled out the pans
                                                  and fried up some fresh ones.

                                                  Always with basket of brass and bamboo,
                                                  where swung such fresh nooodles
                                                  soon delivered to porcelain bowl
                                                  as real kind of ramen.

                                                  Just a knock on the door.

                                                  1. FoodFuser Nov 29, 2011 05:30 PM

                                                    It was there in the woods, in our wilderness camping
                                                    as both rain and winds shook our tent.

                                                    It was there, as we ate the pot slowly,
                                                    at bottom shone a single macaroni.
                                                    Two spoons, one pot, was our manner of camping

                                                    Quizzical looks, lumend only by flashlight.
                                                    Growls of our bellies not yet fully sated.
                                                    Just who would take prize of this last macaroni?

                                                    Thunder and wind and hard rain gave shake to our tent,
                                                    but paled to the showdown over last macaroni.

                                                    Then broke we with laughter
                                                    that equaled skies thunder.
                                                    We clanged spoons in the pot
                                                    and proceeded to rip so asunder
                                                    into equal of halves
                                                    this remnant of solo of noodles.

                                                    God bless macaroni.
                                                    God bless good friends.
                                                    God bless the lessons
                                                    of one noodle in bottom of pot.

                                                    1. FoodFuser Nov 28, 2011 09:03 PM

                                                      In Praise of the Pig:

                                                      So supple, so handsome, this rumbling beast
                                                      been with us eclipsed generations.

                                                      Of the Triad of milk cow, egg-laying chickens,
                                                      I pick the Pig.

                                                      From curly-queued tail, to flatness of snout,
                                                      to distinction of snort,
                                                      I pick the Pig.

                                                      He gives us not milk, but he gives us his meat.
                                                      Not just the prime cuts, but also his offal.

                                                      It is good to have joy with the jowls and the trotters,
                                                      with the bellies most unctuous and the snouts of firm texture.

                                                      We have journeyed together some thousands of years
                                                      We and the Pig.

                                                      1. FoodFuser Nov 26, 2011 04:20 AM

                                                        Arising way early this morning to almost-frosted dawn
                                                        I reach with deep habit for skillets, and growl with soft yawn.

                                                        It is time to prepare a big breakfast.

                                                        Sausage and bacon be of course such a given
                                                        as are biscuits becoddled until they're well risen.
                                                        Dense multigrain pancakes with sorghum as season.

                                                        Longing for days of quick trip to the henhouse
                                                        now finding solace in eggs in their styrofoam cartons.

                                                        But eggies be eggies, and be served on demand
                                                        as to fried to their doneness or degree of their scramble.

                                                        Soon all will awaken from slumber and stumble toward kitchen
                                                        Giving stretch, giving scratch
                                                        giving unknowing wonder
                                                        to beauty of breakfast
                                                        and beauty of day and of dawn.

                                                        As days beat their march with little no fanfare
                                                        when good mornings as this fade in time to be bygones.
                                                        There will always be memories
                                                        of magnificent breakfasts
                                                        of the sizzle of eggs.

                                                        1. FoodFuser Nov 25, 2011 11:17 PM

                                                          Thanksgiving.

                                                          The shards of the Feast live long through the weekend
                                                          with casseroles, hashes
                                                          and most of all sandwiches.

                                                          Who not among us has sneaked down to the kitchen
                                                          in such search of leftovers?

                                                          Open the fridge door and yes, there it glistens...
                                                          shreds of the Turkey
                                                          and some form of Cranberry.

                                                          Thus we are tasked only with finding some bread
                                                          to assemble said components
                                                          in some semblance of sandwich.

                                                          So pleasant that mission
                                                          to find perfect combination
                                                          of bread, and of turkey, and so luscious of berries.
                                                          With the added good unctuous of Mayo.

                                                          Just be careful of slippage
                                                          if you try for the Dagwood.

                                                          1. FoodFuser Nov 18, 2011 07:13 PM

                                                            Crockpot doth extend, in these seasons sans summers
                                                            Its own gentle heat, while simmers interior
                                                            Beef seven bladed, pork been beshouldered

                                                            Nestled together as goodness of flavor
                                                            and surehaps great gravy
                                                            so sits enkindled my crockpot.

                                                            Not much source of strength of good heat
                                                            in lack of high kilowatts

                                                            It surely has mingles
                                                            of warmth and of memories
                                                            as delivered
                                                            both warmth and both taste.

                                                            Still yet it kindles
                                                            most gentle of heaters
                                                            prepared for the strength of both beef and pork shoulder.

                                                            There is awe
                                                            in both strength
                                                            and bekindle of kitchens.

                                                            1. FoodFuser Nov 18, 2011 05:28 AM

                                                              So where would we be without singers of seasons?

                                                              Chanters of Spring with florescent abundance
                                                              of things more than good onions full spectrum of Alliums
                                                              springing eternal yet somehow ephemeral
                                                              as gits that give spring.

                                                              Then Songsters of Summer when mind moves toward maters
                                                              and we sit in that patch and salted envelope the whole;

                                                              Then singers to Fall and call to their pumpkins
                                                              and squashes and gourds,

                                                              There be room for all singers
                                                              who conscience all seasons
                                                              Give their glissade and their roar
                                                              To things tucked to season.

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                                                                lyden Nov 18, 2011 01:02 PM

                                                                Fuser, I am so enjoying reading your verses. Thanks for the comments on Wolfe. Here is one from William Carlos Williams on plums:

                                                                http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/pr...

                                                                Lyden

                                                                1. re: lyden
                                                                  FoodFuser Nov 18, 2011 05:36 PM

                                                                  To neglect the great magnitude
                                                                  of William Carlos Williams
                                                                  as a poet appreciate of plums

                                                                  Would be deep negation
                                                                  of those came before us
                                                                  of voice building chorus

                                                                  To plumb to the plum
                                                                  with view admirative
                                                                  to firm of its supple

                                                                  of softness and stoutness
                                                                  of both flesh and of skin
                                                                  when hefted to chin

                                                                  Gives us the gift
                                                                  of simple simplicity
                                                                  of fruit such as plum.

                                                                  Just with tip of the hat
                                                                  our words simply blend chorus
                                                                  of them came before us.

                                                                  Be it so simple
                                                                  as love of the plums.

                                                                  1. re: lyden
                                                                    FoodFuser Nov 19, 2011 05:25 AM

                                                                    It was good to have rocked
                                                                    with such mentle had Momma

                                                                    Our oak chairs
                                                                    spent dual rhythm
                                                                    upon hard chestnut of floors.

                                                                    There stroked we together
                                                                    in manner comptemplative

                                                                    of thinking
                                                                    while rocking

                                                                    Of matters of Wolfe
                                                                    of poets of granite
                                                                    and of looking of Homeward
                                                                    as Angels.
                                                                    and of time spent in rivers.

                                                                2. FoodFuser Nov 17, 2011 03:56 AM

                                                                  Be there joy be so singular
                                                                  As contemplation of liver
                                                                  as delivered by chickens?

                                                                  Offered as Orbs
                                                                  with resilience they glisten
                                                                  and shake as take shape.

                                                                  Later bepaired with some all purpose flour
                                                                  or perhaps pours of Marsala
                                                                  the globular liver
                                                                  maintains its integrity
                                                                  Always staying real good;

                                                                  Which is what be expected
                                                                  from so simple a gift
                                                                  as globular glistening livers.

                                                                  1. FoodFuser Nov 16, 2011 11:43 AM

                                                                    Beans staple becradled
                                                                    upon stovetops

                                                                    Or earlier place
                                                                    amidst roars of the embers
                                                                    finding place in the hearth

                                                                    Now more to the microwave

                                                                    But yet still beans been staples
                                                                    as have always been
                                                                    with place on our tables
                                                                    So blessed buy the hearth
                                                                    Sweet legumes from the fields
                                                                    Have always been beans
                                                                    and gift to our tables
                                                                    However our hearths.

                                                                    There will always been been
                                                                    and always thus also
                                                                    the gift of good beans.

                                                                    1. FoodFuser Nov 16, 2011 10:36 AM

                                                                      We are blessed with abundance of shrooms here in Oklahoma, having a superlative shroom farm about a hundred miles up the highway that brings them in fresh.

                                                                      In my personal meander into realms of the mushrooms
                                                                      I find sweet affinity with them dried up Shiitakes.

                                                                      Always signals good dance
                                                                      of gentle remembrance
                                                                      when I trod Japanese forests
                                                                      designed with a kind of Pine
                                                                      and understory layer of stacked oak logs
                                                                      from which those Shiitake gave growth.
                                                                      Good times... Good forests.

                                                                      I buy them dry bagged by almost the bushel
                                                                      then transfer to quarts size glass Masons.
                                                                      They are part of decor of my kitchen.
                                                                      And their rehydration a part of my rhythm.

                                                                      It is shroom of a dance and a dallince
                                                                      Twixt the dried and the fresh.

                                                                      This Okie feels lucky
                                                                      and blessed by good mushrooms.

                                                                      1. FoodFuser Nov 13, 2011 04:31 AM

                                                                        Here on this morn
                                                                        with a breakfast with cheeses
                                                                        mind moves back in time
                                                                        to the old timer cheesers
                                                                        also known as the geezers.

                                                                        Their names sing with euphony

                                                                        There was Ebenezer,
                                                                        whom just from his name
                                                                        we'll assume was a cheeser.

                                                                        Then more of a mouthful
                                                                        was Nebuchadnezzar
                                                                        with broad pastures of goats
                                                                        we must ponder his cheddars.

                                                                        It is good to have geezers
                                                                        ringing peals from the past
                                                                        as we munch on our cheese
                                                                        in the morning.

                                                                        1. FoodFuser Nov 11, 2011 09:22 PM

                                                                          Musing on JW Riley and his bent dialectual
                                                                          and Ogden, dear Ogden,
                                                                          with his bent toward the everywhere
                                                                          and given the season November
                                                                          there must be mention of dear Robert Frost.

                                                                          It is season of harvest
                                                                          It is time to rejoice
                                                                          to lay joy to event
                                                                          of morning ice on the ground.

                                                                          Hear the knives cutting pumpkins
                                                                          just right, at their stems.

                                                                          Be part of the shard of those changes
                                                                          that we welcome in Fall.

                                                                          1. FoodFuser Nov 11, 2011 08:56 PM

                                                                            There is joy to be had
                                                                            from a full tub of chicken livers

                                                                            sold in the super
                                                                            at circa one pound.

                                                                            There is fun just in the schwump
                                                                            as tub is delivered to drainer.

                                                                            If others are lovers
                                                                            of good chicken livers
                                                                            then let us meet here:

                                                                            http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/8172...

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                                                                              lyden Nov 10, 2011 07:27 PM

                                                                              I cannot compete with Thomas Wolfe: 'What shall it be now? what shall it be? A snack! A snack!"

                                                                              http://books.google.com/books?id=6G16...

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                                                                              1. re: lyden
                                                                                FoodFuser Nov 10, 2011 10:29 PM

                                                                                Thanks for that link, to remind us
                                                                                of the power of Thomas.

                                                                                I devoured his literature in my formative years.
                                                                                It was prose that did mingle with poetry.

                                                                                During same years, I lived near his hometown of Asheville, North Carolina
                                                                                and would visit his childhood home, restored, open to public,
                                                                                and rock in a chair upon floors built of chestnut
                                                                                and just seek of his soul as so great a writer.

                                                                                Legend has it that, with his tall looming frame
                                                                                He would use as his desktop the top of his refrigerator
                                                                                Thus writing while standing.

                                                                                Good place to be
                                                                                When you're seeking a snack.

                                                                              2. FoodFuser Nov 9, 2011 02:51 PM

                                                                                Now Fall, with commensurate coming of frosts
                                                                                I'm musing 'pon using of pumpkins.

                                                                                Not those grown for carving,
                                                                                but rather for serving.

                                                                                We can only give marvel
                                                                                to farmers ancestral
                                                                                who saved best germplasm
                                                                                for next generation.

                                                                                Could we wonder of their methods
                                                                                of laying hot fire to the gourds?

                                                                                Their is talk of skin bags
                                                                                laid in pits in the ground, filled with water
                                                                                with hot rocks for heat immersed
                                                                                to afford a slow simmer.

                                                                                But perhaps did they roast them on fire
                                                                                without benefits of metals as good grates?

                                                                                Might be well we appreciate
                                                                                these old keepers and cookers of gourds
                                                                                as today we use microwaves
                                                                                and calibrated ovens.

                                                                                There is room for good praises
                                                                                of those passers of pumpkin seeds.

                                                                                1. FoodFuser Nov 4, 2011 08:46 AM

                                                                                  I'm danged if I don't post upon beans
                                                                                  this fine sterling morning.

                                                                                  It began with a can, but soon prompted a call
                                                                                  to get some diced onions right in there.

                                                                                  Being onions and beans,
                                                                                  It called for some cheese.

                                                                                  I now revel in recipe trifoliate.

                                                                                  1. FoodFuser Nov 3, 2011 03:24 PM

                                                                                    First finders of Fords,
                                                                                    the crossing of streams
                                                                                    which up or down river would be too extreme.

                                                                                    I wish I could share
                                                                                    that magnificent moment
                                                                                    Where scope of the river
                                                                                    gave clarity to crossing.

                                                                                    And those rascals of scouts
                                                                                    Did it on diet of jerky and bacon and beans.

                                                                                    I accord with all finders of Fords,
                                                                                    of bacon and beans.

                                                                                    1. FoodFuser Nov 3, 2011 02:08 PM

                                                                                      I went down to McD's
                                                                                      attached to our Walmarttook place
                                                                                      and ordered the joy
                                                                                      of their good "senior coffee".

                                                                                      Heck, I sure wish I had studied more Spanish
                                                                                      as all elocutions
                                                                                      took place in that language.

                                                                                      But I got my coffee.
                                                                                      It's a really good brew
                                                                                      that rolls down the gullet

                                                                                      That rolls down the gullet
                                                                                      regardless of language.

                                                                                      1. FoodFuser Nov 2, 2011 07:58 PM

                                                                                        It is of Ogden, and J W Riley
                                                                                        to give me this speak upon pumpkins.

                                                                                        Such globular gourds
                                                                                        by Halloweeners adored.

                                                                                        So many times we have opened them, scraped them
                                                                                        of seeds, be replaced by carved face.

                                                                                        I admire their rotundity, and the fact they are orange,
                                                                                        and also abundant with edible seeds.

                                                                                        This season of frost
                                                                                        it is good to have pumpkins.

                                                                                        And perhaps more perceive
                                                                                        from such strength of the pumpkins.

                                                                                        1. FoodFuser Nov 2, 2011 03:12 PM

                                                                                          Those danged laws of Newton
                                                                                          and his theories of gravity
                                                                                          Keep us inclined in our chairs
                                                                                          in our varying times of our over-consumption.

                                                                                          Had Newton seen universe
                                                                                          in its sweet soft simplicity
                                                                                          He would know that belt-loosening
                                                                                          and occasional farting

                                                                                          Was purely digestive,
                                                                                          not planetary motion.

                                                                                          1. FoodFuser Oct 29, 2011 06:25 AM

                                                                                            It is good give meander
                                                                                            twixt our pickles, our onions
                                                                                            As we set out to con'struct our sandwich.

                                                                                            Our choice of laid layer
                                                                                            whether bread, whether bun,
                                                                                            enmixes us.

                                                                                            Such subtleties of crust
                                                                                            are just one of our issues
                                                                                            but then stout among us
                                                                                            are those that seek crustless.

                                                                                            I give suppose
                                                                                            that as we compose
                                                                                            our superlative sandwich

                                                                                            We remember meander
                                                                                            'tween pickles and onions.

                                                                                            1. FoodFuser Oct 28, 2011 09:30 PM

                                                                                              To watch of the rhythm as the ladies plant rice.

                                                                                              Bowed to the paddy, strong hats on their head.

                                                                                              Plunging the seedling to root in the mud
                                                                                              in their own special cadence.

                                                                                              Euphony of elbows
                                                                                              flexed upon water.

                                                                                              It has rhythm sublime,
                                                                                              as rootlets in mud
                                                                                              will give rise to good grain.

                                                                                              The ladies in hats
                                                                                              with their feet in the mud
                                                                                              seem to relish their role
                                                                                              in the cycle of grain and of families.

                                                                                              1. FoodFuser Oct 28, 2011 02:40 PM

                                                                                                Ode to the Reuben.

                                                                                                The sandwich begins.
                                                                                                Two pieces of rye bread
                                                                                                Within which the Caraway sparkles.

                                                                                                Bread sent not to toaster
                                                                                                but to seasoned iron pan
                                                                                                as befits all grain carriers
                                                                                                of the Caraway clan.

                                                                                                Upon toasted face is slathered both mustard and mayo.

                                                                                                Then the Pastrami, layered to thick levels.

                                                                                                Followed by sauerkraut, and slice of Swiss cheese

                                                                                                Returned to the pan for more toastin.

                                                                                                Devoured with devotion.'

                                                                                                1. FoodFuser Oct 27, 2011 06:58 PM

                                                                                                  Would we love to have breakfast with Julia Child
                                                                                                  and embark with her love of the omelet?

                                                                                                  The sound of her whisk as it hit upon bowl
                                                                                                  to watching her wrist as she shooked them and flipped them.

                                                                                                  Eggs a la Julia.... ahhh.

                                                                                                  1. b
                                                                                                    berkleybabe Oct 26, 2011 04:36 PM

                                                                                                    Ice cold veggie juice
                                                                                                    Ice cubes crowding a tall glass
                                                                                                    Vodka and lime, spice

                                                                                                    1 Reply
                                                                                                    1. re: berkleybabe
                                                                                                      FoodFuser Oct 27, 2011 06:13 PM

                                                                                                      Glass preferably frosted in freezer.

                                                                                                      I sought these in this recent hot summer.

                                                                                                    2. Passadumkeg Oct 25, 2011 07:20 AM

                                                                                                      Oh, them hor'douvers ain't they sweet.

                                                                                                      A little piece of cheese and a little piece of meat!

                                                                                                      The Kingston Trio

                                                                                                      I don't want no burgers.

                                                                                                      I don't want no spam.

                                                                                                      I don't care if it's boiled or fried,

                                                                                                      Just give me a big friggin' clam!

                                                                                                      Wicked Good Band

                                                                                                      I like eels,

                                                                                                      But not the way they feels,

                                                                                                      Or as meals.

                                                                                                      Ogdan Nash

                                                                                                      1. g
                                                                                                        gembellina Oct 24, 2011 05:15 AM

                                                                                                        Not quite what you're after, but on the radio last night I heard for the first time "When the frost is on the punkin", a poem by James Whitcomb Riley, and between that and the "punkin" I had baking in the oven it made me feel very autumnal :)

                                                                                                        1. FoodFuser Oct 24, 2011 05:00 AM

                                                                                                          Should one dance in the morning as we break our night's fast?

                                                                                                          Should eggs oaties bacon give cause to a prance?

                                                                                                          Should sun now arising add joy to this meal?

                                                                                                          Should day that awaits us to travel through
                                                                                                          give height to our appetite to breakfast?

                                                                                                          As yolk in the pan
                                                                                                          matches orb in the sky
                                                                                                          I say yes.

                                                                                                          1. FoodFuser Oct 15, 2011 09:01 AM

                                                                                                            Perhaps a dalliaince
                                                                                                            with a good morning sandwich
                                                                                                            where eggs meet with cheese.

                                                                                                            Talking, of course,
                                                                                                            of time when the egg hits the bread.

                                                                                                            Ovums bescrambled, but softly.
                                                                                                            Brought to two toasted breads
                                                                                                            that are slathered with mayo and pepper
                                                                                                            and slab of sharp cheddar.

                                                                                                            All enfolded in foil
                                                                                                            to be eaten ten minutes later
                                                                                                            when coffee has cooled
                                                                                                            and sandwich has melded to maximum.

                                                                                                            Gives grin to our travel
                                                                                                            Cuz its really real good.

                                                                                                            1. FoodFuser Oct 13, 2011 08:27 PM

                                                                                                              The Burger.

                                                                                                              It begins with a trip to the Bun Man.

                                                                                                              He invested in ovens some twenty years ago
                                                                                                              and has built thriving business
                                                                                                              yet he knows every customer.

                                                                                                              He doesn't cut his buns; he knows that I'll do that.

                                                                                                              Next to the butcher.
                                                                                                              Knows his meat, knows his customers.
                                                                                                              He wraps up some beef from the seven-bone chuck
                                                                                                              and also some pork from the heart of the shoulder.

                                                                                                              He doesn't grind it; he knows that I'll do that.

                                                                                                              Now to the produce for fattest red onions
                                                                                                              and stoutest romaine.

                                                                                                              All parts are now home
                                                                                                              and I put on the music most rhythmic for grinding

                                                                                                              The beef and the pork, cut, intermixed,
                                                                                                              get two passes through grinder
                                                                                                              then hand massaged into patties.

                                                                                                              Onions, as discs, are the first in hot pan,
                                                                                                              blackened on surface, but firm in the center,
                                                                                                              removed to warm holding.

                                                                                                              Buns, gently split, gently buttered
                                                                                                              are browned on their faces.

                                                                                                              Then patties set down for their char
                                                                                                              while slicing aged cheddar,
                                                                                                              soon atop for their melting.

                                                                                                              Each to their condiments. Mine's Mayo.

                                                                                                              Assembled to layers, one heck of a burger:
                                                                                                              Travel of teeth:
                                                                                                              Soft bun, sort cheese, yields to brown crunchy bun face
                                                                                                              cuts through good onions crisp lettuce
                                                                                                              hits crisp surface of meat
                                                                                                              then slides through soft medium center
                                                                                                              then base of the bun.

                                                                                                              There is joy in that burger.

                                                                                                              1. FoodFuser Oct 13, 2011 06:30 AM

                                                                                                                I have just dipped my face
                                                                                                                in warm suckling embrace

                                                                                                                of an egg yolk
                                                                                                                gently fried over-easy.

                                                                                                                Are there others
                                                                                                                enjoy such embrace and such suckle?

                                                                                                                1. FoodFuser Oct 12, 2011 01:13 PM

                                                                                                                  So soon incumbent that he masters the art of the good refried beans.
                                                                                                                  Cast iron kettle is steady
                                                                                                                  well cooked pintos at the ready
                                                                                                                  But will he be ready for season of football?

                                                                                                                  I bring forth my stash of my cumin, oregano,
                                                                                                                  a soft dose of onions
                                                                                                                  and thus I proceed toward the dip.

                                                                                                                  As I mash up the beans, I accede to the median
                                                                                                                  that any good dip gotta have some Velveeta....
                                                                                                                  Acceded, concide.

                                                                                                                  I just hope that a crumblet of barely crushed cumin
                                                                                                                  will hit with coincedence
                                                                                                                  of the feel of the crossing of goal-line.

                                                                                                                  1. FoodFuser Oct 10, 2011 05:05 AM

                                                                                                                    The baking of bacon
                                                                                                                    gives good odors wafting.

                                                                                                                    Slow temp, under 300
                                                                                                                    with attention to turning
                                                                                                                    yields well-rendered strips
                                                                                                                    and also good grease.

                                                                                                                    Though it takes a good hour
                                                                                                                    and time with your turning
                                                                                                                    it's a good way to dance
                                                                                                                    with the prance of your bacon.

                                                                                                                    1. FoodFuser Aug 10, 2011 10:05 PM

                                                                                                                      A leftover mac n cheese onion bacon fritatta.

                                                                                                                      I sincerely believe that the key to success
                                                                                                                      is the slicing and browning of the cold mac n cheese.

                                                                                                                      Cut 3/4 inch slices from the cold mac with your spatula.
                                                                                                                      Trim them to ladyfingers, then pan brown them on both sides, remove.

                                                                                                                      Time for onions and bacon, fry to completion
                                                                                                                      (for those wanting crunch, add some whole cumin.)

                                                                                                                      Pour in the eggs, then distribute browned fingers.
                                                                                                                      Easy heat on the bottom, then into hot broiler.

                                                                                                                      Coarse pepper, coarse salt,
                                                                                                                      Coarse rowdy breakfast chorus.
                                                                                                                      And it's also well smelled
                                                                                                                      No matter if fritatta nor frittata
                                                                                                                      is the way that it's spelled.

                                                                                                                      (I remain in compassion to the ridicule of Dan Quayle
                                                                                                                      on his take on the tater potato potatoes.
                                                                                                                      Heck folks, our spelling dishambles
                                                                                                                      are one of the few flaws of English.)

                                                                                                                      Now hand me my fork to pluck macs from the matrix
                                                                                                                      and savor the eggs onion bacon.

                                                                                                                      1. jill kibler Jul 31, 2011 11:15 AM

                                                                                                                        Was think of an ode, but not so good at this....

                                                                                                                        branches overflowing with grape bunches, some blusing, others still great green. wait for the blush to deepen!!!!!

                                                                                                                        anticipating grape pie...ahhh

                                                                                                                        2 crusts-

                                                                                                                        5 1/3 c grapes and squeeeeeeze their pulp, pits into a sauce pan and SAVE THE SKINS....

                                                                                                                        boil the pulp as is, naturally
                                                                                                                        .

                                                                                                                        push through a sieve to remove pits

                                                                                                                        reunite them with their skins!!!! ahh bliss

                                                                                                                        enhance their nature with 1 1/3 c sugar and 1/4 c flour, 1 1/4 tsp lemon juice and 1/4 tsp salt

                                                                                                                        let their beauty fill the bottom crust

                                                                                                                        dab their luciousness with 1 1/2 tsps butter

                                                                                                                        clothe them in the top crust

                                                                                                                        warm them at 425 degrees F for 35-45 minutes

                                                                                                                        let them rest and cool!!!!!

                                                                                                                        taste their sun, their sweetness, and their true nature!!!!!!

                                                                                                                        peace, jill

                                                                                                                        recipe from Betty Crocker Picture Book 1956

                                                                                                                        1. FoodFuser Jul 31, 2011 12:01 AM

                                                                                                                          Iced watermelon.

                                                                                                                          Green skin red center holds the cold.

                                                                                                                          Cut to two butts, not down the center.
                                                                                                                          Cold butt now rests in my crotch and cools off my belly
                                                                                                                          As I sit on the deck two months into heatwave
                                                                                                                          and savor the cool of just 80 degrees.

                                                                                                                          Dark, now, under my elm and my birch tree.
                                                                                                                          The fan on the deck sends blessed air oe'r my body.

                                                                                                                          Seated, with spoon, I seek to the melon.
                                                                                                                          My mouth crunches join
                                                                                                                          with the rhymes of cicadas.

                                                                                                                          Melon cools throat
                                                                                                                          red, cold, grainy.

                                                                                                                          Seeds are ejected
                                                                                                                          in sync with cicadas.

                                                                                                                          Such wonderful evening
                                                                                                                          in this hell of a heatwave

                                                                                                                          Cool melon cool crotch cool belly cool mouth
                                                                                                                          Chewing the melon and fighting the heat.

                                                                                                                          1. FoodFuser Jun 30, 2011 08:11 AM

                                                                                                                            Breakfast granola
                                                                                                                            measured in cup
                                                                                                                            soon to be doled to the bowl.

                                                                                                                            Chopped prunes and some raisins
                                                                                                                            plumped in water overnight.

                                                                                                                            Big bowl accepts mixture of yogurt and milk
                                                                                                                            Then the granola, then the soft fruits.

                                                                                                                            First bite with big spoon
                                                                                                                            gets me to chewin'
                                                                                                                            As I settle in to peel
                                                                                                                            both orange and boiled egg.

                                                                                                                            The triad of orange, egg, fruited cereal
                                                                                                                            builds a strong three leg'ged stool
                                                                                                                            that will bolster my day.

                                                                                                                            1. FoodFuser Jun 29, 2011 05:15 PM

                                                                                                                              After June where highs were never below 90
                                                                                                                              and ten days were over 100,
                                                                                                                              I've worked hard on my technique
                                                                                                                              for asphalt-fried eggs.

                                                                                                                              Wait until 2 o'clock
                                                                                                                              with sun just past zenith
                                                                                                                              and find you a safe piece of asphalt
                                                                                                                              where sun has been blazing all day.

                                                                                                                              Lay down an 8 by 10 thin piece of window glass,
                                                                                                                              let it heat for an hour
                                                                                                                              while you hunt down your magnifying glass (bigger the better)
                                                                                                                              and gather your eggs and your butter.

                                                                                                                              Smear thin layer of butter on now-heated pane
                                                                                                                              It will softly sizzle.
                                                                                                                              Crack egg upon there
                                                                                                                              and watch the albumen slowly coagulate.

                                                                                                                              The speed up the process,
                                                                                                                              it's time for the magnifying glass.
                                                                                                                              Aim it and adjust it
                                                                                                                              until it shows pinpoint
                                                                                                                              of blazing white color
                                                                                                                              focused on egg.

                                                                                                                              While underside still gets it heat from the asphalt
                                                                                                                              move the lightpoint in soft circles
                                                                                                                              to distribute the heat.

                                                                                                                              Remove when ready.
                                                                                                                              It is the ultimate "sunny side up" egg.

                                                                                                                              1. LoBrauHouseFrau Jun 24, 2011 02:35 PM

                                                                                                                                Icy, sweet liquid gold
                                                                                                                                bright, tart, lemony delight
                                                                                                                                oh so refreshing to drink, to hold
                                                                                                                                on a thick, humid summer night

                                                                                                                                ...Not exactly about food, but it is consumable, lol.

                                                                                                                                1 Reply
                                                                                                                                1. re: LoBrauHouseFrau
                                                                                                                                  FoodFuser Jun 24, 2011 07:07 PM

                                                                                                                                  Gosh, I like that.

                                                                                                                                  Cold column of glass
                                                                                                                                  clinks cold with ice
                                                                                                                                  with sweetness with citrus

                                                                                                                                  Hefted in hand on hot summer evening
                                                                                                                                  Accolade to lemonade.

                                                                                                                                2. FoodFuser Jun 24, 2011 12:40 PM

                                                                                                                                  Tuna from can, exfoliated with fork.
                                                                                                                                  tines to the bowl give feel of good thunder

                                                                                                                                  Mayo from jar,
                                                                                                                                  As pickle relish

                                                                                                                                  Simplest rendition of a good tuna sandwich.
                                                                                                                                  Also gave add of flakes of dried onions
                                                                                                                                  and just a teaspoon of mashed potato flakes

                                                                                                                                  Try it. Might like it.

                                                                                                                                  Final outcome hinges on bread.

                                                                                                                                  1. FoodFuser Jun 23, 2011 10:50 PM

                                                                                                                                    Awakened late night with a really good thunderstorm
                                                                                                                                    Opening fridge door, with bounty within.

                                                                                                                                    Thick slice of Stilton
                                                                                                                                    pulsed in the microwave
                                                                                                                                    Crackers of course
                                                                                                                                    And cold milk.

                                                                                                                                    2 Replies
                                                                                                                                    1. re: FoodFuser
                                                                                                                                      mamachef Jun 24, 2011 02:14 AM

                                                                                                                                      Awakened tonight by husband snoring and cat circus right outside the closed bedroom door.
                                                                                                                                      Opening fridge door, with bounty within

                                                                                                                                      Crock of pimiento cheese, brought to room temp in the microwave
                                                                                                                                      Sesame Rounds, crunchy rounds with toasted bursting pod of sesame
                                                                                                                                      And diet cherry pepsi.
                                                                                                                                      :)

                                                                                                                                      1. re: mamachef
                                                                                                                                        FoodFuser Jun 24, 2011 04:45 AM

                                                                                                                                        Any Californian who eats PC before dawn needs to check out these threads, pumped by real Southerners, about Pimento Cheese.

                                                                                                                                        http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/337125

                                                                                                                                        http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/611110

                                                                                                                                        But keep mind, this Okie, who was raised in the Delta, holds to the Unity of the powerful Trinity of the three sacred P's:

                                                                                                                                        Pimento Cheese
                                                                                                                                        Pepperidge Farm Bread
                                                                                                                                        Pepsi Cola, ice cold.

                                                                                                                                        I'll suppose Californians can get away with Cherry embedded in their Pepsi.
                                                                                                                                        Ain't quite Southern Kosher
                                                                                                                                        but sounds it got job done.

                                                                                                                                        Dip your spoon in those two threads if you like good Pimento.

                                                                                                                                    2. mamachef Jun 23, 2011 01:54 PM

                                                                                                                                      Love love love this, FF. Now you have me thinking. I must needs write an ode (or read yours, even) to the gustatory and aesthetic beauty of a ripe tomato......that burst, when you bite in; the flavor, the richness that's almost umami.....little crunchies from salt. Yeah, baby. Best foodie porn evah!

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                                                                                                                                      1. re: mamachef
                                                                                                                                        FoodFuser Jun 23, 2011 02:30 PM

                                                                                                                                        Mater patch been real good to me. Had heavy crunches of salt. Have burped upon ecstasy when mixture of maters and salt rode ecstasy, but hey just a kid there

                                                                                                                                        These days I'd make sure to take calibrated knife to measure my slices of maters.
                                                                                                                                        Also calibrate salt. Or would I?.

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