I want to enjoy beer, but I don't. Can you help me?
So here is my quandary.
I want to like beer. I really do. I enjoy almost all other alcoholic beverages and spirits, but have never, EVER been able to develop a taste for beer and I feel like I am missing something. Especially as I live in the greater Philadelphia area which has a thriving beer-loving, micro-brew community and tons of great gastropubs with huge beer lists, and I feel like I'm missing out because I have yet to find any beer I'd actually drink over, say, a decent glass of wine or a nice bourbon.
Dark beers just taste like concentrated soy sauce to me, and light beers, well... "p*ss water" is the only term I have for how most taste to me. It bums me out yet I feel like I need some guidance towards beers I might actually enjoy. I'd appreciate some recs so I could maybe pick up a mixed six-pack at one of the good liquor stores near me to sample without committing too much money to the experiment - goodness knows my SO will help me down anything I can't stomach as he enjoys the stuff pretty indiscriminately.
If it helps points any recs in the right direction, I like bitter more than sweet in general, and dry wines over sweet. My favorite spirits are bourbon and tequila, both of which I can and like to drink straight more than mixed if of good quality. I mostly drink red wines more than white - pinot noir and syrah most typically, and if I'm drinking white it's usually a vernacchia or savignon blanc. I actually LOVE dry sake, too.
If I'm just not meant to like beer, I guess that's the way it will be...but I do want to give it a more educated chance based on some Chowhounder recs.
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I would avoid craft brews initially (although I love them). Try something totally innocuous and inoffensive, such as Heineken; this will give you an introduction to the basic beer flavor profile, kind of like dipping your toe into the cold water of the Atlantic. Once you've become acclimated, you can branch out. (But I'd save the really strong, hoppy beers for a few years.)
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For most of college I thought beer was the most disgusting thing ever...I couldn't even get one down at parties. Then I studied abroad in Germany. I would start with hefe weizen/wheat beer; that's what I usually got and it helped me to get a taste for beer because it's mild and then you can venture out from there. Of course, when beer is cheaper than anything else at the restaurant, you almost have to order it right? So that's what got me started and now I like pretty much everything. I tried some sour beer last weekend and the bartender was really surprised that I liked it. Beer has come a long way in terms of good, local beer being available in many places for pretty cheap.
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Most folks have already recommended good beers, so I'll recommend that you try them sparingly...trying more than three different beers at a time will cause your palate to get "confused" and you might end up hating a really good beer. If possible, serve it in the glass that is appropriate for the style, see http://beeradvocate.com/beer/101/glas...
Most importantly, try it at the temperature that is appropriate for the style 35 - 45 for hefeweizen, lagers, and pilsners; 45 - 54 for stouts, porters, pale and amber ale; 54 - 57 for bock, IPA, and brown ales; 57 - 61 for double (imperial) IPA, dopplebock, and barley wines.
Two tell tale signs of mediocre beer is over carbonation and serving it insanely cold. Typically, a good beer tastes better at the right temperature because more flavors are apparent at warmer temperatures.
I also recommend that you trust your senses...pour it and look at its appearance, if it looks good then the beer passed test one. Then smell it. If the aroma is appealing the the beer passed test two. The next step is to taste it.
The BJCP style guidelines describe the appearance, aroma, flavor, and mouthfeel for all major styles of beer so if you read those you should have a really good idea of what type of beer you'd like to try before you take your first step.
I will warn you that once you find your favorite style and brand, don't be surprised if you decide it's time to start making it yourself (my small pimping of the art and joy of homebrewing).›3 Replies-
re: HeBrew
Hey! I was exactly in the same boat with you just a few months ago. I'm a 35-yr-old who recently started to like beer after thinking that it tasted awful. It happened after I moved to Brooklyn (where everyone seems to drink beer). I went to a BBQ that served nothing BUT beer so I actually found that I liked a Hefeweizen I picked up and became hopeful about liking beer .
In the last 6 months, I've grown to like these beers:
Blue Point Toasted Lager
Sixpoint Sweet Action
Goose Island
Anchor Liberty
Chimay
Red Stripe
Sam Adams Brown Ale & Winter Lager
Saranac Brown Ale
Fin Du MondeIt was a lot of fun being a guinea pig for my friends who helped me discover what I liked/disliked. I was lucky to start the process in the summer with the wheats then moved on to the fuller-bodied when the weather turned cold.
In general, I think it's important to nail down which "category" you favor (I seem to like the toasty nutty flavors) and move on from there. I don't like IPAs b/c they seem too bitter to me.
Enjoy!
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I'd suggest that you steer clear of any fruit beers or novelty brews mentioned (read DFH) and stick with traditional approachable styles mentioned like wit and hefe. I'd actually suggest any beer from Ayinger particularly their Brau Weiss and Hefe. These beers pack flavor without being too hoppy or heavy. Ayinger is easy to find and one of the better imported German breweries in my opinion.
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Since you like bourbon and red wine, I would recommend a couple of nice bottles that will certainly NOT be piss water or soy sauce.
Apologies if these are not readily available in your distribution area, but look for:
Goose Island Bourbon County Stout and/or Founder's Kentucky Breakfast Stout. As suggested, stouts aged in bourbon barrels, and the bourbon is very present. Similarly, the Allagash Curieux is aged in bourbon barrels. *Note* these are big, imperial stouts and will check in between about 10-13%.To go in a different direction, the Allagash Interlude- aged in French oak barrels for a wine-like beer.
These are all single bottles (750ml, with the exception of the Founder's, which is a 12 oz. bottle), and depending on where you live, I would expect to pay ~$15/bottle. So, think of this is a nice beer to split with someone one night, in addition to buying a mixed six-pack with some of the other recommendations here (which is also a fun way to test out what you like!).
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A thought; earn your beer. Beer is every bit a food product. Instead of having one at dinner or just when you are at the bar, try one after a workout or at the end of a long day. Your body will react favorably to the intoduction of the salts and nutrients in the beer which also may tip the scales in favor of flavor. Just a thought.
At the moment, I am sort of beered out so I am not drinking as much as I did a while ago. It does not temper the satisfaction that comes from one at the end of a long day, however.
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re: Ernie Diamond
Honestly about the only time I have truly enjoyed beer before was on really hot days after a long exertion...a light beer once after hiking through a rainforest or a midnight after a rock concert in August at Giants Stadium. But I do a lot of heavy cardio so I may just try my next beer after a workout and see if that changes my appreciation factor!
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re: sockii
My tip (which I had in mind even before I read this) is to start by drinking beer when you are hot and sweaty - I have developed quite a taste for beer (which, like you, I specifically set out to do), and it all started through grabbing my husband or a close male friend's beer on the dance floor to have a swig of just for pure refreshment purposes. After a few months of making a habit of this, and I was on to my own beer for dance floor refreshment, and now I quite enjoy it at any time of day. I found I really did need to educate my palate, and this was a great way to start, so post work-out might work well for you. For the record, I like lighter beers like Asahi, Stella and Becks. Good luck!
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I suggest you just go to a bar with great selection and speak to a server about the kinds of tastes you like/dislike and then let them suggest something. Good places will have servers who react positively to that sort of question, not ones who say something like I don't drink beer I just serve it. In Philly, good spots would be Tria or Monk's Table. Given that you like bitter tastes, you really should try a quality west coast IPA, such as Stone IPA, which is widely available in well-stocked stores. I think you can handle the higher alcohol and strong bitter taste. The best IPAs will have different layers of flavor appearing at different times, just like good wine, not just one-note bitterness. Skip the fruit beers ("panty-droppers") as it sounds like you are not one to need camouflage on your alcohol.
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My advice is to seek out local brewpubs and try their samplers. Take note of the style of beer which you like most, then seek out examples of those styles at your local beer store. Beerfests and in-store tastings are a great place to get a wide range of samples too. I wouldn't be too concerned with a particular brand - you can narrow down to you favorite brand after you get a feel for what styles/flavor profiles you prefer.
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re: LStaff
You know, I might regret saying this, but get a Samuel Adams variety pack ... I fully agree that almost every beer listed ( that i have tried) is *much* better than Sam Adams. But they do border the line between p*ss water and full flavored. ALso wont break the bank.
I think with developing a taste (appreciation) comes with practice (sounds crazy with alchol, i know) ... Your taste buds have to become use to taste, so if you are drinking a sip or two once in awhile it will always taste awkward.
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re: Josh
Give me a break. They make plenty of beers that are drinkable and even better than drinkable. It's fashionable in some parts to hate on Boston Beer Co. (Sam Adams) since they're so big. But they make some darn good beers, with Boston Lager being their flagship and a very good, approachable beer. They also make a few atrocious beers, but the good they brew far outweighs the bad.
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35
BeerAdvocate drinkers seem to think they do a fine job. An awful lot of B and B+ grades listed there.
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re: beerambassador
I like the Boston Lager quite a bit, and order it often. I just wish they displayed the same restraint shown in that beer in their special releases.
Maybe I haven't tried the "right" SA beers, but out of their beers I've tried in that BA list, the ones I'd call flops would include: Summer Ale, Cranberry Lambic, Triple Bock, Cherry Wheat, White Ale, Light, Blackberry Wit, Coastal Wheat, and Winter Lager. The only ones I thought were okay were the Chocolate Bock and the Oktoberfest.
To be fair, I haven't tried, or even known about, many of the beers on that list, so I'd be perfectly willing to try any of them with an open mind, but their speciality releases are the last thing I would recommend to a newbie. If you don't know much about beer, then being confronted with something like the Lemon Pledge-flavored Summer Ale might leave you thinking that beer is supposed to taste that way.
As for fashion, I have no idea what you're talking about. I think that's an easy way to dismiss perfectly valid criticism of BBC. Believe it or not, some of us are actually capable of independent thought, and I remember vividly my dislike of Triple Bock when it came out in 1996, my antipathy towards Cherry Wheat, and my revulsion at Cranberry Lambic, long before anything like BA or RateBeer existed.
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re: Josh
I agree Boston Lager is a nice beer. It is not my favorite, but it is a widly available altervative to miller lite. As for the other beers in the sample pack , i cannot comment. I do like winter lager, in moderation. Oktoberfest in not bad. The rest are styles I do not like, not brand but style of brewing.
It all does come down to personal taste ... all the rating sites are a nice start, but personal taste is the finisher.
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re: Augie6
I would also point out (as has been noted in other threads) that the SA Noble Pills is very nice. Their Latitude 48 IPA isnt bad either. And frankly their Boston ALE gets confused with their Boston Lager. But both are decent brews. I really dont think anyone should suggest to newbies that they run away from sam adams as a rule. Thats not really fair and sends the wrong message. But based on what sockii states about her tastes, theres no need to specifically seek out Sam Adams product either necessarily. Sounds like those who suggested IPAs and decent Belgian styles have it right since she says she specifically enjoys bitter over sweet (and wine like flavors). At the same time I wouldnt go too extreme on the IPA scale (thinking 120) because at extreme levels they can come off as toxically sweet from the tonnage of grain needed to balance the high alpha signature. Stick to a straight ahead IPA, probably west coast or anything featuring cascade hops which tends to lend a real citrusy bitterness rather than a harsh one.
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2 suggestions:
No one's mentioned wheat beer; you might want to give it a try
Try drinking beer at different times of the month (I assume you're a woman). Guinnis used to be recommended for nursing mothers because the B vitamins in it helped replenish iron. You might want to try some dark beers around the time when you're low on iron. I sometimes crave a wheat beer just before, but have no idea or nutritional suggestion as to why.
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Based on your comments, it sounds like you've had some bad luck in terms of sampling. If the dark beers you've been drinking remind you of soy sauce, then it sounds like you're working a vein of some very similar-tasting ones.
I'd ignore the suggestions to go for Lindeman's Framboise - it is sugar-sweet, and while technically a beer, is so dissimilar in flavor to any other beer that it's not going to help you develop a taste for a broader range of styles.
My suggestion, especially given your preference for wine, is to try some Belgian beers - specifically Trappist ales. I used to only like wine, and Trappist beer was my gateway to beer appreciation, because it has complex flavors that are reminiscent of wine. Something to keep in mind, too, is that most places serve beer much too cold - Trappist ales in particular benefit from a serving temperature in the mid-50s.
Trappist Ales:
Chimay Red, Blue, or White
La Trappe Dubbel
Rochefort 8 or 10
OrvalNon-Trappist Belgian:
Duvel
Saison DupontNon-Belgian Belgian (i.e. brewed in a Belgian style but not from Belgium):
Victory Golden Monkey
Brooklyn Local 1
Brooklyn Local 2
Brooklyn Sorachi Ace
Unibroue Ephemere
Unibroue Blanche De ChamblyYou might also try some of these, which are a mix of dark and light, but won't be too light or too much like soy sauce, and have lots of flavor:
Anchor Steam
Anchor Liberty Ale
Rogue Dead Guy
Rogue Soba Ale
Grand Teton Sweetgrass
Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA
Dogfish Head Chicory Stout
Dogfish Head Indian Brown
Brooklyn Pennant Ale
Blue Point Rastafa RyeGood luck on your quest!
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re: Josh
I agree 100% that the beers Josh recommended are all very good.
My typical route with people when introducing them to new beers (or to beer in general) is to favor Belgian goldens and tripels as they are full flavored without a pronounced hop profile and tend to have a very dry finish. These beers also benefit from ageing well in the bottle which mitigates the risk of getting a stale beer.
My favorite gateway beers in this category:
Duvel
Augustijn
Piraat
Delerium TremensOn the dark front, I suggest British Ales. These beers (many, anyway) are the original session ales, meant to stay refreshing and easy to drink even when you are six in. That cannot always be said of funky American craft beers.
(Easy to find) Favorites:
Fullers London Pride
Fullers ESB
Bluebird
Belhaven Twisted ThistleKeep in mind that many American craft brewers produce beers with a significant hop profile and just as often, beers with a very high alcohol content (twice what you might find in comparative European styles). Your tastes may not be there just now. It may just as likely be that your tastes (like mine) don't favor that profile at all. Just because a bar serves it and just because the local beer geek likes it doens't mean that it is a good beer. Be comfortable in your own shoes.
If you want to get really academic about it, look up the BJCP Style Guidelines and give it a read through. It categorizes beers according to how they are entered in competition. You can learn a lot about classic styles and best examples. Once you find one that suits you, you can start to go deeper.
http://www.bjcp.org/docs/2008_Guideli...
Happy hunting.
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re: askeenan
When this issue of sugar comes up for both wine and beer to me there are different utilities for beers or wines of greater or lesser sweetness. I see it as I see savory versus sweet foods. Do many of us dismiss desserts because they are sweet? No because it's our expectation. Same with beer and/or wine if it is your expectation that either can be dry or sweet. Much like dessert I won't drink as much of a sweeter beer than I would a dryer one though.
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re: Chinon00
In the case of Lindeman's in particular, though reference is being made to a beer that, though sweet is not as well made as others of its ilk. It isn't that Lindeman's is "too sweet for some," it is, by design a sweet drink. Closer to a Malt beverage (think Mike's Hard Lemonade) both in flavor and construction than to traditional lambics brewed with the addition of fruit.
While some may enjoy the taste, it is not closed-minded to waive people off the product entirely. After all, there are those who like Smirnoff Ice but I don't see that being touted much on any of these boards.
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re: Ernie Diamond
I actually like Lindemans' stuff, but view the fruit beers as more of a dessert accompaniment. I had a 5 or 6 year old bottle of Cassis that had developed some really interesting flavors as it aged. Lindemans still uses wild yeast, so the beer will develop in the bottle over time.
I mainly suggested the OP avoid it because of her expressed dislike of sweet drinks.
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re: Jim Dorsch
I'd also add Hennepin to that list, it'd probably be the first thing I offered the OP if I were present. But those came to mind right away as well.
I also think some beers in the IPA direction would worth a try- along the lines of the previously suggested Two Hearted, or Stone, or Founders Centennial, or Bear Republic Racer 5.
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re: Chinon00
Guiness - tasted like soy sauce to me, couldn't stomach more than a sip (except when served as a chaser to a Bloody Mary...) Very "salty" to me and completely unappealing.
Any American mass produced beer - basically p*sswater. Can't understand any reason to drink it for pleasure.
I've tried a fair number of ales through the years but never found anything I'd choose to drink over wine or a mixed drink.
I can almost - almost - stomach some Chinese and Japanese beers like Sapporo but only on incredibly hot summer days, but even then I'd rather be drinking vodka and soda water...
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re: invinotheresverde
I really think it depends on one's palate. Asah Black, for example, has a pronounced soy sauce-like flavor to it. I would guess it's something to do with the roasted unmalted grains used. Some people are more sensitive to certain flavors than others. Acetaldehyde is a flavor that I'm very sensitive to, and I pick it up at levels that are sometimes not noticeable to others.
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re: invinotheresverde
I think that sometimes does happen (a lot of people say "I don't like dark beer", which is akin to saying "I don't like white wine"), but I don't know if I'd expect someone to imagine a flavor as specific as soy sauce, especially when some beers do present soy sauce-like flavors.
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re: sockii
Step one - Revisit "dark beers". There are more out there than just dry Irish stouts like Guinness. Try German Doppelbock, Belgian Strong Dark Ale, Baltic Porter, Coffee Stout, and Scottish Ale. These beers are all very different from Guinness.
Step two - Try exotic beers like gueuze, Flanders Red Ale, and strongly herbed gruit.
Step three - Wheat beers like wit, hefeweizen, dunkelweizen and weizenbock for fruity, clove-y, banana, and herby flavors. -
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re: Insidious Rex
I'm sure because I know John Hall and I believe what he says. And I don't think that's what they said about Old Dominion.
IAC, you have two very different situations with ODBC and GI. Old Dominion was ready to sell, they had investors who wanted to cash out and they were not ascendant at the time. Goose Island is on a roll, they are what AB needs in Chicago, and while GI was shopping around for equity solutions, they were in a position to exercise some leverage.
If you look at the two situations, GI has a lot of momentum, while OD was probably a bit tired.
I posted about John Hall's Tribune piece. Let's take any further talk about this over to that thread.
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re: sockii
Lindeman's is a pretty poor substitute for traditionally made Lambics (Boon, Cantillon, Hannssens), but if you like it, go for it. It is comparatively easy to find. That said, I would point you to their Geuze as it comes much closer to the dry, funky flavors you find in a traditional product but is still pretty accessible
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re: Chowrin
I'll add a +1 for the lindeman's as well. I'm not a beer drinker AT ALL (I just have very low tolerance for most alcohols) but I love this stuff in small doses, especially when I cook Austrian food. I like all their flavours, especially raspberry and black currant.
You could also try a shandy -- that's very common freshly mixed in English pubs -- but you can buy some bottled. It's basically half beer (some light coloured beer) and half lemonade. Really, much tastier than you can imagine and really nice on a hot day.
This is the kind of shandy I usually buy (it's Austrian so it's called a radler):
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If you have Goose Island beers available, you might try Sofie.
http://www.gooseisland.com/pages/sofi...
Take a look at a few of the Vintage and Vintage Reserve beers.›1 Reply -













