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Infamous Kwaanza Cake Creator Revealed

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  1. omg i'm going to pee myself laughing now.

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    1. re: soupkitten

      ROFLMAO!!!! OMG, I think this says it ALL!

      "And I know the Corn Nuts were disgusting, but she didn't. As a matter of fact, the more tasteless the recipes got the more she liked them, the faster she approved them, and I could get home and drink some medium-priced wine after our meetings. She's not a good role model for abstinence. "

      1. re: LindaWhit

        lmao, Great read. I bet she has a bunch of interesting stories about some of the celebrity cook book recipes she's done. Although it looks like she isn't really willing to divulge much past this.

        1. re: LindaWhit

          I passed that link onto the Spouse last night and I could tell when he reached that line. I'm surprised that the didn't hurt himself, he was laughing so hard.
          Crimes against food, indeed.

      2. That was great!

        One of the best lines from Sandra-Lee about the food she wanted to do. "No fresh food. Just canned food. Nothing fresh, do you understand me? All food out of cans or boxes..." I think that about sums it all up.

        Thanks for posting that.

        1. i'm on the floor! I'll have to watch the videos this evening. :)

          1. Not sure which is worse - the Hanukah cake or the Kwanzaa cake.

            And that link to the tablescape? Yeah, an old, musty antique chair, spraypainted gold, then with "ratty old fringe" (a direct quote, no less) salvaged from god knows what rat-infested sewer, and draped with craft store grape vines and silk flowers.

            All there to drip dust and whatever cooties are in the chair and fringe all over my guests' food.

            Yummy.