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I found it! The one thing that bacon DOESN'T make better.

iluvcookies Oct 28, 2010 06:00 PM

Courtesy of Jen at Cake Wrecks.


Beware... you can't un-see it.

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    AMFM RE: iluvcookies Oct 28, 2010 06:09 PM

    i know nothing to say but OMG. and no i'm not 13.

    1. EWSflash RE: iluvcookies Oct 28, 2010 06:15 PM

      Oh gross.

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        marcia RE: iluvcookies Oct 28, 2010 06:17 PM

        While it certainly isn't the most yummy thing I've seen, it's also not the worst.

        Perhaps I'm too old and jaded to be shocked by tasteless (pun intended) looking food. I mean, what do you expect from a site named cakewrecks?

        1. dave_c RE: iluvcookies Oct 29, 2010 07:42 AM

          Wow! Someone must have been really bored to sculpt that gem.

          1. SDGourmand RE: iluvcookies Oct 29, 2010 08:06 AM

            Thank god for the bacon or they might have had to construct a lil "sausage" for that

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              Firegoat RE: SDGourmand Oct 29, 2010 09:49 AM

              I thouht that's what Vienna Sausages were made for......

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              chileheadmike RE: iluvcookies Oct 29, 2010 08:45 AM

              What's up, babycakes?

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                toomuchfat RE: iluvcookies Oct 29, 2010 10:03 AM

                The eyes freaked me out.

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                  melpy RE: toomuchfat Nov 4, 2010 08:11 AM

                  Yeah I think a sleeping baby would have been less frightening.

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                    BobB RE: toomuchfat Nov 5, 2010 12:48 PM

                    I'm betting they're garlic cloves. The whole thing looks pretty tasty to me. I'd go for a nice slice of baby butt, with plenty of bacon!

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                    Philly Ray RE: iluvcookies Oct 30, 2010 05:23 PM

                    I think I'd like to see it AFTER it comes out of the oven...

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                      DuchessNukem RE: Philly Ray Nov 2, 2010 06:09 PM

                      Well, not the same baby (and not the same level of, uh, skill), but here's a before-and after:


                    2. chicgail RE: iluvcookies Nov 3, 2010 03:54 PM

                      Could be that there is something wrong with me, but I think it's hysterical. Not saying that I'd eat it, but then I don't like meat loaf.

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                        sparkareno RE: chicgail Nov 3, 2010 04:15 PM

                        well there must be something wrong with me too! I loved it----hilarious! And I would eat it.

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                          jenn RE: chicgail Nov 3, 2010 05:04 PM

                          i confess, I'm sniggering too.

                        2. FoodChic RE: iluvcookies Nov 4, 2010 11:24 AM

                          Mmm...good with some chipotle ketchup!

                          1. ttoommyy RE: iluvcookies Nov 5, 2010 12:55 PM

                            I thought it was a Buddha! lol

                            1. ZenSojourner RE: iluvcookies Nov 14, 2010 11:08 AM


                              Some things are just so WRONG!


                              1. monpetitescargot RE: iluvcookies Nov 21, 2010 06:09 PM

                                is it wrong that this just made me wonder how i could go about constructing a bacon diaper for myself?

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                                  ZenSojourner RE: monpetitescargot Nov 22, 2010 09:04 AM

                                  Of course it's wrong!

                                  Not terribly surprising. But still wrong!

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                                    BobB RE: monpetitescargot Nov 22, 2010 09:31 AM

                                    But if you did, wouldn't you be at risk of having hungry dogs nipping at your bacon-wrapped goodies as you walk down the street? Ouch!

                                  2. mariacarmen RE: iluvcookies Nov 22, 2010 10:58 PM

                                    ahahaha love it!
                                    reminds me of that old dancing baby video that went around the internet like 20 years ago.

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                                      ttoommyy RE: mariacarmen Nov 23, 2010 05:03 AM

                                      Was there an Internet 20 years ago???

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                                        ZenSojourner RE: ttoommyy Nov 23, 2010 05:43 AM

                                        *slaps whippersnapper thoroughly*

                                        There was an internet a lot longer ago than that! Kids these days . . .

                                        The internet began in 1963 as the brainchild of scientists working for the defense industry. Arpanet was rolled out in 1969. By 1980 the Arpanet was shut down as it's functionality had been totally subsumed into the commercial internet. By 1994, we were celebrating the 25th anniversary of the Internet, and the number of users was doubling every year.

                                        A few years ago I saw a TV news show doing a piece on Internet usage. At one point they asked some college kid what he thought of the increasing number of "older" people on social networks such as Myspace. The kid said, "Oh, I think it's GREAT that people as old as 40 are figuring out how to use the internet!"

                                        Grrrrr! Whippersnapper! Who do you think INVENTED it???? LOL!

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                                          BobB RE: ZenSojourner Nov 23, 2010 07:37 AM

                                          I think tomytomy is confusing the Internet with the World Wide Web, which didn't really get off the ground until the late 1980s (although even that is more than 20 years ago now). Before the WWW we all got our jollies chatting about food (and pretty much everything else) on Usenet.

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                                            ZenSojourner RE: BobB Nov 23, 2010 08:48 AM

                                            Ah, Usenet. And MUDDs. Even the porn was more imaginative back then (had to be, with a 300 bits per second Smartmodem and very little in the way of usable graphics . . . )

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                                            ttoommyy RE: ZenSojourner Nov 23, 2010 09:19 AM

                                            Um, I'm 50 years old. No need to get all high and mighty with me. I assumed you meant the Ally McBeal dancing baby which made the rounds on the Internet in the late 1990s, which was less than 20 years ago. Sooooooooryyyyyyyyyyyy.

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                                              ZenSojourner RE: ttoommyy Nov 23, 2010 10:23 AM

                                              The dancing baby meme started on the Internet. I guess Ally McBeal picked it up (never watched that program). I bet it's still around somewhere.

                                              The question was "Was there an internet 20 years ago?" - yep. Dancing babies or no dancing babies, the internet has been around a loooong time.

                                              Almost as long as me . . . >:D

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                                        klyeoh RE: iluvcookies Nov 23, 2010 06:31 AM

                                        LOL! Lady Gaga's birthday cake?

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