Convivio... the OTHER review.
- linguafood Mar 11, 2010 11:12 AM
So after having read all the glowing reviews, I went to Convivio last Friday (my first choice would've been Babbo, but it was impossible to get through to make a rez).
Convivio's website claims that it has a Michelin star -- WHY that is the case, frankly, escapes me. Do they still have it? When did they get it? It's a mystery.
The place was packed to the rafters with diners, although there seemed to be about the same amount of service staff -- the dining room was swarming with waiters and bus boys. I like speedy and good service, but thought through most of the evening that it was total overkill. You couldn't have a sip of wine or water without someone immediately showing up and pouring more.
We went with the prix fixe menu: I chose two apps & two pastas, my man did the more traditional app, pasta, secondo, and dessert.
A busser showed up with three plates of the sfizi: roasted brussels sprouts, salami, and risotto croquettes and put them down on our table with a big smile. I smiled back and said that looked great, but we hadn't ordered any of those.
Two other bussers showed up, looking confused. A waiter showed up and said "please enjoy, these are on the house." They clearly had made a mistake (unless these were supposed to be amuse bouches, which would be pretty ridiculous given the amount of food. But whatevs). Since it was there, we tried it but didn't finish as we didn't want to spoil our appetites for the upcoming FOUR courses. The salami was very good, the sprouts nice but too greasy, the risotto croquettes a bland, heavy mess the size of tennis balls. I took one bite and left it at that.
The quail was ok, maybe the most "out there" dish of them all, which is not saying a lot. The sweetbreads were cooked well, but bland and boring. They were lacking some brighter contrast such as citrus or something -- anything -- to lift up the flavor.
My man's octopus was overdone -- too chewy, too dry. Not trusting his judgment, he made me try some, too, and by the time we had made a verdict, too much of the fairly small portion was eaten to send it back. Meh.
I had the malloreddus pasta which was a-ok, but once again, underwhelmingly bland. My man had the fusilli, most likely the best pasta dish we tried there (which is not saying much): rich, with lots of umami in the tomato sauce, and well-textured pasta.
My second pasta dish was the cicatelli al forno, and those were borderline disgusting. An incredibly fatty, cheesy, heavy mess. Really, most of the veal consisted of fat, and the cheese was overkill. I couldn't eat more than a fork or two. Ick.
My man had the duck breast which was cooked to a medium-rare, more on the rare side than anything, with a decidedly UNcrispy skin. Meh. Really, really meh.
Last but not least, we had a side of the pecorino potatoes -- nice, but too much in the end with all the other food.
The dessert was the great sounding "Tartaletta di Caramelle" -- in reality, a chocolate tarte with vanilla gelato and no trace of salted caramel. Incredibly boring.
The bottom line is: another overhyped, underwhelming dining experience. I have higher expectations of a 1 star restaurant; apart from that, I have had much, much better & inventive, exciting Italian food for much less money. At $230, this was an evening of wasted money. Too bad.
45 Tudor City Place, New York, NY 10017
Couldn't agree more. I went once. The food was nothing special, at all, service was amateurish and inattentive and not gracious, tables are too close together. I see no reason to go back.
I'm so glad to read this review. I thought I was the only one who was totally underwhelmed by the food as well as the experience. I would not go back (regardless of the price) because I just didn't enjoy any of it. BTW, the same experience with way too much wait staff with too little to do. Somehow in that space it felt claustrophobic. Truly, I have no idea what it is that appeals to the assorted posters here who obviously love the place. I'm not saying they shouldn't, just that I really don't get it.
re: Jane A.
Happy to hear this wasn't a singular experience. I was excited about the place after having read so much praise on the board, and it was such a let-down. I could've gone back to Crispo instead (which also didn't blow my mind, but I enjoyed the food and ambience there more) for a LOT less moolah.
We just got back from there and I couldn't agree more. I only wish I had checked in with you guys first! Why oh why does this place get a star? And, Jeremy, I am totally with you on Scarpetta and thought I was alone. Granted, we've only tried it once and are considering giving it another shot.
"...the dining room was swarming with waiters and bus boys. I like speedy and good service, but thought through most of the evening that it was total overkill. You couldn't have a sip of wine or water without someone immediately showing up and pouring more.'
I am SO GLAD you mentioned this. Give me a waiter and a busboy who know the business; not an army of wait staff running around looking like maneuvers at Ft. Dix! We had the same experience at Eleven Madison Park (another over-hyped place in my opinion). My partner and I both had the observation that the wait staff lined up was ridiculous to look at and made us anxious that they would come swooping in as soon as we put our water glass down; finished a plate; or even looked at them! Talk about overkill!
Wow Jane I am totally surprised that you had such a negative experience at Convivio. I had the total OPPOSITE EXPERIENCE and loved it when I recently went.
Don't know what happened with your meal but I had three out of the four courses you had and was really impressed. Especially with the duck dish.
Seems to me like most people love Convivio so I would just like to add a positive experience to the thread for those who would like to see another viewpoint. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but I would I would hate for anyone to read this and be deterred from going there. Here is my review:
"Everyone is entitled to their opinion but I would I would hate for anyone to read this and be deterred from going there."
It seems as if that is exactly the thrust of linguafood's post and Jane A's followup though...
Apparently, some other posters have a very different opinion of this restaurant. I, for one, choose not to go here even after it being recommended to me by a friend that I trust because of the prevalence of not so positive reviews on this site and, reading this thread today, I'm very happy that I did.
Ironically enough, steak, your review was one of the reasons that prompted me to get a rez there. Maybe we just have different tastes/expectations/priorities. Who knows. I thought it was a waste of money, frankly, having had MUCH better Italian food for much less money.
And I STILL cannot believe they actually have a Michelin star -- which for some reason is not reflected in the prices, either. I've gone to one Michelin star resto in my life so far, and it was WAY more expensive. And better. But that's not the point.
I am glad you like it, and I think everyone needs to have their own special food haven, whether others agree or not.
There are many restaurants with one Michelin star around Convivio's price range, at least in NYC, Seasonal, Casa Mono, Perry St. off my head.
I've never been to Convivio mainly because of its location, all the mediocre/bad reviews aren't tempting me to go all the way crosstown anytime soon...
Not sure where your other 1 Michelin starred restaurant was located, linguafood, but I've found that there's a huge difference between the food & service quality of the 1 Michelin starred restaurants in France, and the 1 Michelin starred restaurants I've visited in NYC and CA. I doubt most of the American 1 Michelin star restaurants I have visited would have any stars if they were located in France.
The prices of the last 1 Michelin-starred restaurant I visited in France was also considerably more expensive than 1 Michelin starred restaurants I've visited in L.A. + NYC.