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Feb 2, 2010 05:26 AM

You Too Can Be a Terrible Bartender

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  1. You might be in a Terrible Bar if:

    "Jager Bombs" are the house specialty
    They stock more flavored vodkas than whiskey
    They can't make a Margarita because the slushy machine is broken.
    Sorry, can't make you a daiquiri either, all out of strawberries.