HOME > Chowhound > Food Media & News >

Discussion

Sleep Talkin' Man - sometimes about food!

  • 5

Just saw this tonight on ABC News as the final story - I guess this British man sleeptalks and his wife eventually started recording it to put up on a blog for her and her friends to laugh about.

One million plus hits later, they're now on the British talk show circuit. Some of them are pretty damn funny - and they're now selling tee-shirts with Adam's comments! LOL (It does say "Some of the content on this page is not suitable for young eyes. Parents, shield your children!")

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Some food-related sleeptalks:

"I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."

"Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them! [desperately] Who's got my potato bags? Oh, f*** it! I'll have to use something else."

"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling." (and it seems Adam has NEVER had pork chops! LOL)

"Lentils are evil. Pure fucking oozing evil. Take them away from me."

"My vision of hell is a lentil casserole."
~~~~~~~~~~
I'm just sitting here laughing away at some of what he says!

  1. Click to Upload a photo (10 MB limit)
Delete
  1. i'm already LMAO at the quotes you posted - i haven't even checked out the blog yet :)

    thanks for the link, Linda!

    ETA: ok, i just read the blog, and i laughed so freaking hard i was literally in tears!! i'm seriously considering buying a t-shirt.

    and just a note to the more "proper" CHers among us that some of the language really is raunchy.

    1. OMG, I'm sitting here at work, just read your post, clicked on the link and my co-workers think I'm crazy!. I'm am in tears I'm laughing so hard. Note to self: quit reading this at work, wait until you're home & can laugh hysterically by yourself!

      Loved these:
      "Butter... nut... squash. I like those words."
      "Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

      1. Linda - I just HAVE to say "THANK YOU" for that link - it's hysterical!! I know what I'm going to be reading tomorrow instead of doing anything productive!

        1. :-) The subject matter is all over the map, but there are a surprising number of food-related sleeptalks.

          Bullying noodles, huh? Didn't see that one...will have to go back and check more of the archives. :-)

          1 Reply
          1. re: LindaWhit

            "Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

            :)