Pffffffffffffffffffttt!! I loved it, al, I laughed aloud...and then I got to wondering about what's going on in the mind of a person *just before* s/he decides to configure foil around a turkey in such a way that it looks like--once the bird is done--the poultry prefers two-pieces.
Me, I'm just happy if I can remember to zip my jeans before I run out to do my errands. I know I could *never* hope to dream up holiday art like *this*.
Hmmm. That is funny! But unless I can fabricate a bacon bikini for our bird, it's not happening here this year. ;)
Speaking of funny birds, have you guys seen the Swanson broth commercial with the turkey running through the grocery aisles with the veggies?